....engines failed and it plummeted towards Frankfurt, craching on the runway
. The striken plane was on it's way to London as it was terrorising all on
board. Ms Prim, a passenger, said that she had "shit herself when there was
this all-mighty vibration". She went on the say that some of the passengers
were running up and down the aisles in panic and had to be sedated.

Another plane was reported "broken" at Brisbane.

However, what it did report was:-

*Sorry, this Qantas jet is broken*

http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,24271657-953,00.html

Well done CM - you probably got it somewhere near right - at last.