> This was sent to me in an email. Quite funny :)
> Anybody know any others not listed here?
>
> Brian
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> A10: Warthog
> A319: Microbus
> A320: MiniBus, NintendoJet, ScareBus, Chainsaw, Deathjet, Freddie Kruegers
> wet dream, Toulouse Grasscutter, The Strimmer
> (What's the difference between an A320 and a beaver? 4000 trees per hour.)
> A320 is known as 'The John Wayne' Because they 'Chop down trees, move
> mountains and kill Indians!!'
> A380: Double Decker Bus, Megabus
> Alouette: Chicken chaser
> AT6 Harvard: Halfard.
> AW62 Argosy: Whistling Wheelbarrow, Whistling Tit
> BAC 111:Pocket rocket.
> BAe146: Viscount 900, Smurfjet with 5 APU's, The Gas Chamber, Bumble-et,
> Baby Jumbo, Bring Another Engine, 1-4-Sick, submarine- low slow and out of
> sight, Airborne Auschwitz, Tonka Toy, 4 oil leaks connected by an
> electrical fault, The Quadra-Puff, Lead Sled, Mini Galaxy, Sky Dozer,
> Fisher Price 747, "1 aeroplane, 4 engines, needs 6", The Slug, Toxic
> Terror, Muffler (Because all the noise is on the inside), Fruit Bat,
> Flying cockroach.
> BAe ATP: Advanced/Another Technical Problem, The Parrot (cos it's just a
> big Budgie), Ancient Technology Perpetuated, Bat Pee, Skoda, 80p, Wigwam
> (A TeePee).
> BAe Harrier: Leapin'Heap
> BAe Jetstream: Junkstream, Wetdream, Soda-stream.
> Bristol Beaufighter: Whispering Death
> Beech 18: Flying snag
> Beech 99: 99-Liner
> Beech Baron: Ball tearer
> Beech Bonanza: Doctor killer (its reputation as such is ubiquitous)
> Beech 200: Super K
> Beech 1900: Flipper, Dolphin, Stonefish
> Beech T-34: Radial Interceptor
> Bell 206: Deathranger, Hydraulic palmtree
> Beverly: Flying Longhouse
> Bristol 188: The Mayfly
> Bristol Britannia: The Whispering Giant (Was this the original WG?),
> Freighter version: The Whispering Warehouse
> Bristol Freighter: Freightener
> B707: Slush bucket, Water wagon
> B727: 3 holer, Tri-jet, Trisaurus, Triple crome-plated stovepipe
> B737: Tin mouse, Maggot, Pocket Rocket Socket, FLUF (Fat Little Ugly
> F**cker), Light Twin, Baby Boeing, Fat Freddy, Guppy, Pig, Bobby (BOeing
> BaBY).
> B747: Jumbo Jet, Whale, The Valiant, Upstairs and Downstairs, Lump.
> B747SP: Short Plane, Stupid Purchase.
> B757: Stick Insect, AtariFerrari, Slippery Snake
> B767: Dumpster, Slug
> B777: B737 on steroids, Cripple Seven (I.F.E. Problems??), Bigfoot
> B24: The Crystal Shithouse
> B52: BUMF (Big Ugly Mother f***er) or BUFF. (Big Ugly Fat F****er)
> BN 2 Islander: 225 - 2 wings, 2 engines(?) 5 Wheels, Slander, Bongo
> BN 2A Trislander: Try Harder, Bloody Nice Aircraft (!), Clockwork TriStar
> CA-15 Winjeel: The Ginwheel
> Casa: Christ A Sh***y Aeroplane
> Cessna 150: One Filthy, the buck and a half, Cesspit
> Cessna A150 Aerobat: Aerosplat
> Cessna 172 Cutlass: Strutless, Gutless
> Cessna 177 Cardinal: The Pontif
> Cessna 207: Crowdkiller, Slug, Moneymaker
> Cessna 210 Centurian: Coffin
> Cessna 337 Sky Master: Sky Maggot, Push-me-Pull-you, Mix Master, Bug
> Smasher, Push-me-Pull-me, Blow-me-Suck-me.
> Cessna 402 Utiliner: Undyliner.
> Cessna Citation: Levitation, Crustacean, Mutation, Slowtation, Nearjet,
> Bugjet
> CF100: The Lead Sled
> CT-4A: (which was painted bright yellow and green in Oz Air Farce service)
> - the Plastic Parrot
> DC 3: Dakotasaurus Rex, Gooney Bird.
> DC 6: Douglasaurus Rex.
> DC-8: DC Late, Old Smokey, Greasy8, Death Cruiser, Whiney Bird
> DC 9: Greasy 9, Diesel 9, Pocket Rocket (series 10/15 only), DC3-GT
> DC 10: Diesel 10, Death Cruiser 10, Crowd Killer
> MD 11: More Death 2, I also like 'Scud' for the MD-11, once you launched
> it, you were not sure were it was going to land.
> DH 82 Tiger Moth: Terror Moth.
> DH Comet: Vomit
> DHC 1 Chipmonk: Chippie, Chukmonk.
> DHC 4 Caribou: The Gravel Truck ("The only aircraft known to man that
> could suffer a birdstrike from behind".)
> DHC 6 Twin Otter: Tin Otter, Twin Rotter, Twotter, Stoneboat
> DHC 8 Dash Eight: Dash Late
> DO 328: Dork
> DO 328J: Dorkjet
> EMB110 Bandierante: Bandit, Randy Banty
> EMB120 Brasillia: Garbage Can, Brakillya
> EMB145: Jungle Jet, Barbie Jet, The Windows 98 Plane (seems like you spend
> more time rebooting the aircraft than actually flying it), Bendy Jet,
> Emb180 (taxi to the runway, then 180 for taxi back to ramp)
> F27: The Dutch Dog Whistle, Whistle Pig, The Converter - (ie, it converted
> fuel into noise). F50: F**kin' Fifty
> F28: WhisperJet
> Fokker 100: The Scud Because they point them at Europe and they don't come
> back!, Dutch Oven (lousy air conditioning)
> FA 18: Bug, Rhino
> F-100 Hun
> F-102 Deuce
> F-105 The Thud
> F-111: Aardvark, The Pig
> Fouga: Dog-whistle, Converter
> HS125: Pocket rocket
> HS748: Paraffin Budgie, the Draggie, The Twenty Ton Dog Whistle.
> HS Trident: Rodent.
> Gloster Meteor: Meatbox
> Gulfstream I: G-String, G-Once
> Gulfstream IV: Fourskin
> IAI Westwind: Lead Sled, Jew Canoe, Heebjet, Bagel Bomber, Yom Kippur
> Clipper
> Katana DA20: Flying sperm
> Lake Amphibian: Doctor Killer
> LearJet: FearJet, Noisemaker
> L Jetstar: Lawn Dart
> L1011 TriStar: Bistar (Had so many RB211-22B failures), El-10-Elemon,
> FrightStar, Tritanic, Swamp Eater, Swamp Buggy
> C130 Hercules: Fat Albert, Trash hauler, Herkybird
> MD 11: Mad Dog
> MD 80: Mad Dog 80
> MD 95: John Holmes condom
> Metroliner: San-Antonio sewerpipe, Texas Sewer Pipe, Death pencil, The
> Screamin Weenie, Texas Lawn Dart, Swetro (in the summer), Baltimore Whore
> (no visible means of support, skinny lil 'ol wings), Terror Tube, "That
> noisy fucking thing", Widow maker, Kerosene Crowbar.
> Mohawk 298/Nord 262: Pteradactyl
> MU-2: Widow Maker, Hiroshima Screamer, Rice Rocket, Kill You - 2
> N24 Nomad: Go-mad, Gonad
> Partenavia: Part-of-Mafia, Partial Aviator, Part Banana
> PA-18 Tri Pacer: Pie Chaser
> PA-23 Aztec: Az-Truck
> PA-28 Arrow: Sparrow
> PA-28 Cherokee: Cherry Tree
> PA-28 Warrior: Worrier
> PA-31 Navajo: Never-go, Have-a-go
> PA-38 Tomahawk: Traumahawk, Terrahawk, SpinMaster
> PA-44 Seminole: Semenhole
> PA-60: ScareOstar.
> PC12: Platypus.
> PBY 5 Catalina: Pigboat, Dumbo.
> RJ70/100: Real Jet
> SAAB J29: Flying Barrel
> S3 Viking: Hoover
> Shackleton: Shacklecaster
> Shorts Belfast: Belslug
> Shorts Sandringham: The Triple Decker Bus
> Shorts Skyvan: The Whispering Nissan Hut
> Shorts 330: The Two Tailed Shed, Horse Float, Milk Carton, Winnebago, Box
> Car, Short Van
> Shorts 360: Box, Shoe Box, Barn, Shed, Long Short, The box that the Skyvan
> came in.
> Sikorsky S61N: "Miss Piggy", (fat and ugly)
> Strikemaster: Constant speed - variable noise machine.
> Supermarine Stranraer: Whistling Shithouse
> T-33: T Bird
> T-37: Tweet
> TB-10 Tobago: Toboggan - because they only perform downhill!
> VC-9 Vanguard: Vickers Vibrator
> VC-9 Vanguard Merchantman: The Guards Van
> VC-10: Iron Duck, Vickers Knickers
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