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Author: Jennifier WalshJennifier Walsh Date: Feb 3, 2007 05:30
WE ARE ONE!
We are the people of a free nation of blokes, sheilas and the
occasional wanker. We come from many lands (although a few too many of
us come from New Zealand), and although we live in the best country in
the world, we reserve the right to bitch and moan about it whenever we
bloody like.
We are One Nation but divided into many States.
First, there's Victoria, named after a queen who didn't believe in
lesbians. Victoria is the realm of Mossimo turtlenecks, cafe latte,
grand final day, and big horse races. Its capital is Melbourne, whose
chief marketing pitch is that "it's livable". At least that's what
they think. The rest of us think it is too bloody cold and wet.
Next, there's NSW, the realm of pastel shorts, macchiato with sugar,
thin books read quickly and millions of dancing queens. Its capital
Sydney has more queens than any other city in the world and is proud
of it. Its mascots are Bondi lifesavers who pull their Speedos up
their cracks to keep the left and right sides of their brains
separate.
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Author: TorpedoTorpedo Date: Feb 3, 2007 12:14
> WE ARE ONE!
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> We are the people of a free nation of blokes, sheilas and the
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Author: DaeronDaeron Date: Feb 3, 2007 14:52
Jennifier Walsh wrote what she probably thought was a clever jumble of old
jives, attempted mocking pokes and bigotties ; I suggest you don't give up
your day job.
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Author: RooBoyRooBoy Date: Feb 3, 2007 20:08
> WE ARE ONE!
>
> We are the people of a free nation of blokes, sheilas and the
> occasional wanker. We come from many lands (although a few too many of
> us come from New Zealand), and although we live in the best country in
> the world, we reserve the right to bitch and moan about it whenever we
> bloody like.
>
> We are One Nation but divided into many States.
>
> First, there's Victoria, named after a queen who didn't believe in
> lesbians. Victoria is the realm of Mossimo turtlenecks, cafe latte,
> grand final day, and big horse races. Its capital is Melbourne, whose
> chief marketing pitch is that "it's livable". At least that's what
> they think. The rest of us think it is too bloody cold and wet.
>
> Next, there's NSW, the realm of pastel shorts, macchiato with sugar,
> thin books read quickly and millions of dancing queens. Its capital ...
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Author: Richard Oh!Richard Oh! Date: Feb 4, 2007 12:55
Jennifier Walsh wrote:
> WE ARE ONE!
>
> We are the people of a free nation of blokes, sheilas and the
> occasional wanker. We come from many lands (although a few too many of
> us come from New Zealand), and although we live in the best country in
> the world, we reserve the right to bitch and moan about it whenever we
> bloody like.
>
> We are One Nation but divided into many States.
>
> First, there's Victoria, named after a queen who didn't believe in
> lesbians. Victoria is the realm of Mossimo turtlenecks, cafe latte,
> grand final day, and big horse races. Its capital is Melbourne, whose
> chief marketing pitch is that "it's livable". At least that's what
> they think. The rest of us think it is too bloody cold and wet.
>
> Next, there's NSW, the realm of pastel shorts, macchiato with sugar,
> thin books read quickly and millions of dancing queens. Its capital
> Sydney has more queens than any other city in the world and is proud ...
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