Hi all, I was sitting in my chair laughing like a maniac, and I came
up with a bunch a enlightenment haikus. Whatcha think?

1.
I am enlightened.
And you are not enlightened.
Haha, so there, bye.

2.
My enlightenment
Is like the hundred flowers
You can choose which one.

3.
Sakyamuni sucked
He couldn't even speak french
How could he help them?

4.
River mountain zen
Which one is more important?
In the beginning,

Renli in
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Then you got to help us.

All