The Banana Test

There is a very, very tall coconut tree, and there are 4 animals,
a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by.
They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana
off the tree.

Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality.

So think carefully . . . Try and answer within 30 seconds !!!

Got your answer?

Now scroll down to see the analysis.

If your answer is:

Lion= you're dull.

Chimpanzee= you're a moron.

Giraffe= you're a complete idiot.

Squirrel= you're just hopelessly stupid.

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A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS.

Obviously you're stressed and overworked.

You should take some time off and relax!

from Fort Indian Town Gap here in Pennsylvania are being deployed over
to Iraq....

"Democrat Barack Obama rejected a retired general's suggestion that
Republican John McCain's military experience didn't necessarily qualify
him to be president..."
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080701/ap_on_el_pr/mccain_clark

This brings back memories of the other side of the coin.
When saxby chambliss' campaign (chambliss was a draft dodger) ran
disgusting ads against Vietnam War veteran, Max Cleland -- who lost legs
and an arm in that war -- not a single republican candidate spoke out
against those ads.
However, when General Clark makes a true statement about mccain, some of
those same republicans, who were silent about the chambliss ads against
Mcleland, all of a sudden rally to speak out against Clark.

republicans are selective when it comes to supporting our military.
republicans are disgusting. Don't vote for them.

"Democrat Barack Obama
rejected a retired general's suggestion that Republican John McCain's
military experience didn't necessarily qualify him to be president..."
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080701/ap_on_el_pr/mccain_clark

A one-wheeled, gyroscope-stabilized motorcycle!

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/southflorida/chi-mxa0629unojun29,0,7923286...

have a very good team.Battling for top spot but no fans.Hey Paco, you
and Red go to a game and wave.We are sure to see you.

Time to get a Mac next time!

How do you clean the inside of a toaster-oven safely? Or do you just buy
a new one?

Why not a windfall profits tax on Al Gore and the millions he`s making
off of the global warming scam?

Looked at a web site for a price and e-mailed for availability.
In the reply the price was almost double what the web site listed.
I'm waiting for a reply as to why...

Here yesterday. Too hot to sleep! It clouded over and stayed hot all night.
Reminds me of the Sacramento valley.