"OUR fictitious "father" which art nowhere, thank thee for giving your
son George W. the incapability of thwarting the disastrous attacks on
our nation on September 11, 2001.

Pro-abortion supporters among us deserved it.

A more competent and vigilant "president," CIA, FBI, and local and
state police could have prevented the attacks, oh sponsor of child
sexual abuse, but thanks in large measure to the not-so-Supreme Court,
you graciously allowed the craven criminals in the White House to go
golfing while terrorists were plotting their nefarious crimes, the
national and global extent and costs of which can never be calculated
or recouped.

And thank you supernatural creation of man's ignorance, for enabling
your duped and benighted "faithful" to encourage and support the
illegal and immoral invasion of Iraq, a nation that posed no threat to
the once "United" States. And please, oh causer of human miseries
beyond measure, a thousand thanks for overlooking the million or more
innocent Iraqi civilians killed and 4 million driven from their
country to make way for our oil-hungry fundamentalist "conservatives,"
so intent as they are upon eternal occupation.

I can't believe that a genuine U.S. citizen could take on our
treasured religious dogmas and patriotic social underpinnings.

Tsk-tsk ...