> pilot light is out, his elevator doen't go to the top floors, he's a few
> cards short of full deck, he has splinters in the windmills of his mind,
> a taco short of a combination platter, a nutcase, lunatic, crazzeeazz,
> schidzoid, "funny" in the non-humorous sense of the word, short
> circuited in the ol' brainpan, got a leak in the cerebric fluids,
> cleaning his castles in the air, noid, noid, noid of noids, freakazoid,
> TBD, effed up, fruitcake, weird-o, "always kept to himslef, kind of
> quiet", and overloading his silicon chips...