Re: NOMINATION: BWMDW (Re: Sick freak Rick Mathers blathers about Lionel Lauer's and Josie's commitment issues and his own psychological morass)
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Re: NOMINATION: BWMDW (Re: Sick freak Rick Mathers blathers about Lionel Lauer's and Josie's commitment issues and his own psychological morass)         

Group: alt.usenet.legends.lamey · Group Profile
Author: miguel
Date: May 28, 2007 12:30

On Mon, 28 May 2007 00:20:31 GMT, Just Lamey wrote:
>On Mon, 28 May 2007 05:46:30 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>Crash Street Kidd gmail.com> Thou diffused infection of
>>a man. Thou dizzy-eyed, blackguardly bondsman. Ye scoffed:
>>> On May 27, 4:04 pm, Cujo DeSockpuppet insurgent.org> wrote:
>>>> Crash Street Kidd gmail.com> wrote
>>>> innews:1180293807.599192.268270@m36g2000hse.googlegroups.com:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> On May 27, 6:09 am, "Kadaitcha Man" gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>> Crash Street Kidd hotmail.com> Thou bearded dread
>>>>>> prince of plackets. Thou grizzled boy-queller. Ye barfed:
>>>>
>>>>>>> I am not the jealous type. Unlike you, I have the ability to find
>>>>>>> someone else if she finds that I no longer do it for her. I am
>>>>>>> just living in the moment. I could trade her in for one that is a
>>>>>>> couple years younger though she would punch me if she read that.
>>>>>>> She doesn't read my usenet posts. My next girlfriend will probably
>>>>>>> be a bit older assuming there is a next girlfriend. As I have
>>>>>>> mentioned, I really am serially monogamous.
>>>>
>>>>>> Well, no you're not. There's no point making assumptions because
>>>>>> you've clearly got it all planned out,
>>>>
>>>>> No. I don't have it planned out. I am aware of reality. Pugsley
>>>>> and I have had a turbulent relationship which mercifully has been
>>>>> less turbulent lately. Previously, when Pugsley and I went our
>>>>> separate ways it took a few minutes after the breakup speech which
>>>>> concentrated on our age difference for me to be asked out by
>>>>> someone almost two years younger. I had a wonderful month while
>>>>> Pugsley went apeshit.
>>>>
>>>>> I never pursued Pugsley.
>>>>
>>>> Now you're calling her "pugsley". You *are* a fucking kook.
>>>
>>> A rose by any other name still smells just as sweet
>>
>>What it means is that Lionel owns you, lock, stock and barrel.
>>
>>
>>
>>As any reader can plainly see, Vladimir "drkas" Drkulec has now taken to
>>calling his girlfriend by the derogatory name originally used for her by
>>Lionel. The above is not the first time it's happened and other instances
>>can be tendered in evidence if required, however others have now noticed
>>Lionel's ownership of drkas. As a result of this hilarious development...
>>
>>Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award
>>Named in honour of the skilful dog-trainer who became a British TV
>>personality in the 1980s, this award is given jointly to the best trained
>>net.kook in any given month and to his or her trainer. Possible examples of
>>good training include obedience to one's owner's commands to reply to posts,
>>and devotion in following one's owner around from group to group and through
>>the Google archive. House-training, which, regrettably, is a rare
>>accomplishment for a kook, isn't a prerequisite. Woof.
>>
>>
>>I hereby nominate Vladimir "Crash Street Kidd" Drkulec for the Barbara
>>Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award, trained and owned by Lionel.
>>
>>Seconds, anyone?
>
>
>Congrats Crash, You got nomed for one of the useless AUKtard awards.
>Good for you.

It's totally soul-killing, isn't it.
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