Larry The Cable guy Thou slow-witted ring-carrier. Thou puking
prick-eared cur of iceland. Ye spat:
> On Mon, 28 May 2007 19:15:09 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>
gmail.com> wrote:
>>> Larry The Cable guy Thou dog. Thou rough. Ye drooled:
>>> On Mon, 28 May 2007 18:52:12 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>
gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>> Just Lamey Thou muscle-shell. Thou squire of low degree. Ye
>>>> radiated:
>>>>> On Mon, 28 May 2007 18:15:23 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>
gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> Just Lamey Thou dissembling knight. Thou loggerheaded, asinine
>>>>>> madam mitigation. Ye suspired:
>>>>>>> On Mon, 28 May 2007 09:53:26 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>
gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Meat Plow Thou petty spirits of region
>>>>>>>> low. My two schoolfellows. Whom I shall trust as I will adders
>>>>>>>> fangs. Ye whimpered:
>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 28 May 2007 00:20:31 +0000, wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 28 May 2007 05:46:30 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>
gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Crash Street Kidd
gmail.com> Thou diffused
>>>>>>>>>>> infection of
>>>>>>>>>>> a man. Thou dizzy-eyed, blackguardly bondsman. Ye scoffed:>>>>>>>>>>>> On May 27, 4:04 pm, Cujo DeSockpuppet
insurgent.org>
>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:>>>>>>>>>>>>> Crash Street Kidd
gmail.com> wrote
>>>>>>>>>>>>> innews:1180293807.599192.268270@m36g2000hse.googlegroups.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On May 27, 6:09 am, "Kadaitcha Man"
gmail.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Crash Street Kidd
hotmail.com> Thou
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bearded dread prince of plackets. Thou grizzled
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> boy-queller. Ye barfed:>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am not the jealous type. Unlike you, I have the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ability to find someone else if she finds that I no
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> longer do it for her. I am just living in the moment.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I could trade her in for one that is a couple years
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> younger though she would punch me if she read that. She
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> doesn't read my usenet posts. My next girlfriend will
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> probably be a bit older assuming there is a next
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> girlfriend. As I have mentioned, I really am serially
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> monogamous.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, no you're not. There's no point making assumptions
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> because you've clearly got it all planned out,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No. I don't have it planned out. I am aware of reality.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pugsley and I have had a turbulent relationship which
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mercifully has been less turbulent lately. Previously,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> when Pugsley and I went our separate ways it took a few
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> minutes after the breakup speech which concentrated on
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> our age difference for me to be asked out by someone
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> almost two years younger. I had a wonderful month while
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pugsley went apeshit.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I never pursued Pugsley.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now you're calling her "pugsley". You *are* a fucking
>>>>>>>>>>>>> kook.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> A rose by any other name still smells just as
>>>>>>>>>>>> sweet
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> What it means is that Lionel owns you, lock, stock and
>>>>>>>>>>> barrel.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> As any reader can plainly see, Vladimir "drkas" Drkulec has
>>>>>>>>>>> now taken to calling his girlfriend by the derogatory name
>>>>>>>>>>> originally used for her by Lionel. The above is not the
>>>>>>>>>>> first time it's happened and other instances can be
>>>>>>>>>>> tendered in evidence if required, however others have now
>>>>>>>>>>> noticed Lionel's ownership of drkas. As a result of this
>>>>>>>>>>> hilarious development...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award
>>>>>>>>>>> Named in honour of the skilful dog-trainer who became a
>>>>>>>>>>> British TV personality in the 1980s, this award is given
>>>>>>>>>>> jointly to the best trained net.kook in any given month and
>>>>>>>>>>> to his or her trainer. Possible examples of good training
>>>>>>>>>>> include obedience to one's owner's commands to reply to
>>>>>>>>>>> posts, and devotion in following one's owner around from
>>>>>>>>>>> group to group and through the Google archive.
>>>>>>>>>>> House-training, which, regrettably, is a rare accomplishment
>>>>>>>>>>> for a kook, isn't a prerequisite. Woof.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I hereby nominate Vladimir "Crash Street Kidd" Drkulec for
>>>>>>>>>>> the Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award, trained
>>>>>>>>>>> and owned by Lionel.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Seconds, anyone?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Congrats Crash, You got nomed for one of the useless AUKtard
>>>>>>>>>> awards. Good for you.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Hello useless King AUKtard, hows it going tonight?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I feel a parody coming on...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Good King Uselessness last looked out,
>>>>>>>> On the Feast of AUKtards,
>>>>>>>> When scorched hide lay round about,
>>>>>>>> Deep and crisp and smoking:
>>>>>>>> Brightly shone his arse that night,
>>>>>>>> Though the laming was cruel,
>>>>>>>> When poor Lamey came in sight,
>>>>>>>> Gathering winter fuel...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Hither page and stand by me,
>>>>>>>> If thou know'st it, telling,
>>>>>>>> Yonder lamer, who is he,
>>>>>>>> Where and what his dwelling?"
>>>>>>>> "Sire, he lives a good league hence,
>>>>>>>> Underneath the bridge,
>>>>>>>> Right against the pylon,
>>>>>>>> By Saint Agnes' knickers."
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Bring me flesh and bring me wine,
>>>>>>>> Bring me pine logs hither:
>>>>>>>> Thou and I will dine on him,
>>>>>>>> When we bear him thither."
>>>>>>>> Page and monarch forth they went,
>>>>>>>> Forth they went together;
>>>>>>>> Through the rude lamer's wild lament,
>>>>>>>> And the bitter diatribe...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Needs work.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> It damn sure does, Get with it. I love when you dedicate shit to
>>>>>>> me. Now hop to it.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Sure...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Dedicated all to you.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> I got you doing autoflames now. Get some sleep tardboi.
>>>>
>>>> Really? You can explain the alleged autoflame then, yes?
>>>>
>>>> Go on.
>>>
>>> If you're to stupid to see it, Then no exploitation is needed.
>>
>> #3.
>>
>>> Do you always foam
>>
>> #3, and a #7 for repetition
>>
>>> for lame trolls?
>>
>> #1.
>>
>> ### 1. spnak! nice backpedal! You replied so I win. (dance, owned
>> etc.) You are my bitch. Spank. You are my toy. You are
>> delusional. You love me. You are jealous. You follow me
>> around. You are obsessed. YHBT. As I suspected...
>> 2. Slurp! Get a room. etc.
>> ### 3. My rules count. I won't reply anymore therefore I win. Post
>> edit, context snip, monkey see and monkey do, etc.
>> 4. Sheep fucker, fag, native, fuck your mother, sister, brother,
>> father. Cock sucker, asshole, brain damaged, retard, jackass,
>> newbie, incompetent, monkey, boring, asswipe, loser, child,
>> village idiot, immature, paedophile, head > groin, fuck you,
>> fuck off, stfu, geriatric, amateur, nigger, inmate etc.
>> 5. Testicles, anus, penis, faecal matter, urine, vagina, bodily
>> excretions, masturbation etc.
>> 6. blink (clueless)
>> #####7. MEOW, repeat, same old ... etc.
>> # 8. Typo, spelling, grammar, punctuation, comprehension lame.
>> ### 9. I'm rubber, you're glue! IKYABWAI. Lame by proxy, truth
>> hurts, takes one to know one. So you don't know the answer
>> then? That proves my point. Get a life. My dad is better
>> than your dad, etc.
>> 10. Whine/pout/flip-flop, FOOM self-nuke, Autoflame.
>>
>> 6 posts, 16 lames.
>
>
> Nice,
#1.
> I see I have worn you down to this.
#1 #7
> What number is that you feminist pig?
#4
#####1. spnak! nice backpedal! You replied so I win. (dance, owned
##### etc.) You are my bitch. Spank. You are my toy. You are
## delusional. You love me. You are jealous. You follow me
around. You are obsessed. YHBT. As I suspected...
2. Slurp! Get a room. etc.
#####3. My rules count. I won't reply anymore therefore I win. Post
##### edit, context snip, monkey see and monkey do, etc.
#
# 4. Sheep fucker, fag, native, fuck your mother, sister, brother,
father. Cock sucker, asshole, brain damaged, retard, jackass,
newbie, incompetent, monkey, boring, asswipe, loser, child,
village idiot, immature, paedophile, head > groin, fuck you,
fuck off, stfu, geriatric, amateur, nigger, inmate etc.
5. Testicles, anus, penis, faecal matter, urine, vagina, bodily
excretions, masturbation etc.
6. blink (clueless)
#####7. MEOW, repeat, same old ... etc.
#####
#
# 8. Typo, spelling, grammar, punctuation, comprehension lame.
#####9. I'm rubber, you're glue! IKYABWAI. Lame by proxy, truth
hurts, takes one to know one. So you don't know the answer
then? That proves my point. Get a life. My dad is better
than your dad, etc.
10. Whine/pout/flip-flop, FOOM self-nuke, Autoflame.
13 posts, 40 lames. You're still under your peak of 3.2 lames per post,
Lamer.
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