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Re: New tv quiz show for senile demetia sufferers.         

Group: alt.usenet.kooks · Group Profile
Author: honestjohn
Date: Jun 16, 2008 12:09

"Naked Gonad" yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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On 16 Jun, 19:47, centurytel.net> wrote:
> "Naked Gonad" yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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> news:7e51df91-cd5b-4b19-8839-cd748c33200a@f63g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
> On 16 Jun, 19:00, centurytel.net> wrote:
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>
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>> "Naked Gonad" yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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>>news:d1397719-e384-4041-a2e0-06b3660cf9cc@34g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
>> On Jun 15, 9:59 pm, centurytel.net> wrote:
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>>> "Naked Gonad" yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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>>>news:62af2a02-8616-42fb-b999-5caea4c8eb0a@s50g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
>>> On Jun 14, 8:54 pm, centurytel.net> wrote:
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>>>> "Naked Gonad" yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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>>>>news:35d0d7b3-6cec-421f-aff7-be8474b03fc6@y21g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
>>>> On Jun 14, 4:20 am, centurytel.net> wrote:
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>>>>> "Naked Gonad" yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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>>>>>news:58429089-c125-455d-bdd2-9dc3d4586362@k37g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
>>>>> On 13 Jun, 15:26, centurytel.net> wrote:
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>>>>>> "Naked Gonad" yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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>>>>>>news:7f832e23-3f4a-4b87-8083-41de7d92d901@27g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
>>>>>> On Jun 13, 2:50 am, centurytel.net> wrote:
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>>>>>>> "Naked Gonad" yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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>>>>>>>news:9a798066-e6f1-4585-9147-7b5e16d729e7@d45g2000hsc.googlegroups.com...
>>>>>>> On Jun 10, 4:44 pm, centurytel.net> wrote:
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>>>>>>>> "Naked Gonad" yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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>>>>>>>>news:714a063b-9e27-4f17-a83f-3184f9f5e8e8@i76g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
>>>>>>>> On Jun 10, 4:19 pm, §ñühwØ£f netscape.net> wrote:
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>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 09 Jun 2008 23:50:39 -0700, Naked Gonad wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On Jun 9, 9:23 pm, centurytel.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> "Naked Gonad" yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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>>>>>>>>>>>news:38feeaa7-404b-4a7c-9b58-046b508ca131@d1g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
>>>>>>>>>>> On Jun 9, 3:09 pm, centurytel.net> wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>> "§ñühwØ£f" netscape.net> wrote in message
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>>>>>>>>>>>>news:pan.2008.06.09.14.32.47.461162@netscape.net...
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>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 08 Jun 2008 23:04:40 -0700, Naked Gonad
>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Jun 9, 1:38 am, centurytel.net>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Naked Gonad" yahoo.co.uk> wrote in
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:5c1ce9ed-7f7f-457d-9999-fda5c610dee7@e53g2000hsa.googlegroups.com...
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's called "Where do you think you are".
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's also another new show for stone deaf
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> people
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> called
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Name
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tune".
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gonad
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sounds like a real "toe-tapper".
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> HJ
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pardon?
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gonad
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Clocky has a FOOT FETISH, fyi.
>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Did you install another "Spy-Cam" in my bedroom,
>>>>>>>>>>>> Wolfus?
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>>>>>>>>>>>> HJ
>
>>>>>>>>>>> The footage is on youtube, under bedroom frolics.
>
>>>>>>>>>>> Gonad
>>>>>>>>>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>>>>>>>>>>> That Damn Wolfus is a sneaky little shit!
>
>>>>>>>>>>> HJ
>
>>>>>>>>>> Put that rifle away!.
>
>>>>>>>>>> Gonad
>
>>>>>>>>> JESUS, why does evrybody wanta shoot me???
>
>
>>>>>>>> It was only a potato gun.
>
>>>>>>>> Gonad
>>>>>>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>>>>>>>> I had one of those in my youth. It was called a "Spud Gun".
>
>>>>>>>> HJ
>
>>>>>>> We called them the same, they made quite a pop!
>
>>>>>>> Gonad
>>>>>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>>>>>>> I had to squeeze it rather hard, fortunately I used to
>>>>>>> practice
>>>>>>> my
>>>>>>> grip
>>>>>>> every night in bed!
>
>>>>>>> HJ
>
>>>>>> Didn't yer other half wonder what all the popping was?
>
>>>>>> Gonad
>>>>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>>>>>> No, but she did question me on all the potatoes that went
>>>>>> missing.
>
>>>>>> HJ
>
>>>>> Perhaps because you put an e at the end of potatos?
>>>>> Unless Americans spell it differently of course?
>>>>> Just being pedantic. ;-(
>
>>>>> Gonad
>>>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>>>>> My "Spell-Checker" said that potatoes is correct and then started
>>>>> beeping
>>>>> something obscene in Morse Code!
>
>>>>> HJ
>
>>>> That's thu trooble with "spoll chuckers"
>
>>>> Go mad
>>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>>>> No Shitski---as the Russians say.
>
>>>> HJ
>
>>> Confuse-us say: "Better to have noski than shitski"
>
>>> Gonad
>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>>> aaaasssssssssssooooooooooole...
>
>>> - Chan's no. 2 son.
>
>> Ah so.
>
>> Gonad
>> ~~~~~~~~~~
>
>> "ah" soo Gay!
>
> If ah so gay!...then best not show ahso to ah!.......so?
>
> Gonad
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> Right, Watson! The game is afoot!
>
> S.H.

Well observed Sherlock!, I suspect the bulge in "ah's" trousers
might well be concealing the murder weapon(the lead pipe).
Unless, of course he was just pleased to see us?

Gonad
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

This case will require the "Baker Street Irregulars" to retrieve said pipe
from "ah's" secret hiding place!

S.H.
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