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I Have This Profound Spiritual Problem         


Author: Johnnie In The Billows
Date: Mar 18, 2008 04:59

My halo is too tight.

Advice, please.
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Re: I Have This Profound Spiritual Problem         


Author: Bryan Olson
Date: Mar 18, 2008 05:09

Johnnie In The Billows wrote:
> My halo is too tight.
>
> Advice, please.

Remember that's the same problem as your head being too big.

--
--Bryan
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Re: I Have This Profound Spiritual Problem         


Author: COLONEL EDMUND J. BURKE, American War Hero
Date: Mar 18, 2008 06:52

On Mar 18, 4:59 am, Johnnie In The Billows yahoo.co.uk>
wrote:
> My halo is too tight.
>
> Advice, please.

You could suck Ernie's cock. That ought to be that halo removed.
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Re: I Have This Profound Spiritual Problem         


Author: dlzc
Date: Mar 18, 2008 07:29

On Mar 18, 4:59 am, Johnnie In The Billows yahoo.co.uk>
wrote:
> My halo is too tight.
>
> Advice, please.

Get Halo II.

David A. Smith
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I Have This Profound Spiritual Problem         


Author: duke
Date: Mar 18, 2008 09:04

My halo is too tight.

Advice, please.

duke, American-American
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
*****
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Re: I Have This Profound Spiritual Problem         


Author: Enkidu
Date: Mar 18, 2008 09:20

duke cocks.net> wrote in news:VJRDj.32531$J41.32247
@newssvr14.news.prodigy.net:
>
> My halo is too tight.
>
> Advice, please.
>
> duke, American-American
> *****
> "The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
> Pope Paul VI
> *****
>

If this were really Dook, I'd remind him of the trouble Catholic priest
have gotten their church into by sticking their cocks into every little
hole they can find.
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Re: I Have This Profound Spiritual Problem         


Date: Mar 18, 2008 09:20

duke cocks.net> wrote in news:VJRDj.32531$J41.32247
@newssvr14.news.prodigy.net:
>
> My halo is too tight.
>
> Advice, please.
>
> duke, American-American
> *****
> "The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
> Pope Paul VI
> *****
>

Pull it down around your neck

--
Support the Constitution
Support the troops ....
... not the leaders
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Re: I Have This Profound Spiritual Problem         


Author: John Locke
Date: Mar 18, 2008 09:58

On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:04:05 GMT, duke cocks.net> wrote:
>
> My halo is too tight.
>
> Advice, please.
>
That's because its wrapped around around your ass from
using it as a toilet seat lid.

"It is far better to grasp the Universe
as it really is than to persist in delusion,
however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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Re: I Have This Profound Spiritual Problem         


Author: Brian E. Clark
Date: Mar 18, 2008 10:52

In article @newssvr14.news.prodigy.net>, duke said...
> My halo is too tight.
> Advice, please.

Uh Duke, that's a condom, not a halo, and you're
positioning it on the wrong part of your body.

(We can thank your church for preventing you from
getting the sex ed you needed...)

--
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Brian E. Clark
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Re: I Have This Profound Spiritual Problem         


Author: Elf M. Sternberg
Date: Mar 18, 2008 13:19

duke cocks.net> writes:
> My halo is too tight.

Wash in warm water. Let it shrink. Eventually, your skull
will collapse and you won't care anymore. Neither shall we.

Elf

--
Elf M. Sternberg, Immanentizing the Eschaton since 1988
http://www.pendorwright.com/

Elf's latest stories are available in paperback! Buy
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