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Fag's Nads wins NetKook of the year 2008 and goes out in style!

Thu, 15 May 2008 22:46:02 PDT

fasgnadh wrote: > > when you have your head up your boyfriends arse you > are bound to have his balls rubbing against your ears. Nice acceptance speech, Fag's Nads.

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How Michel Nostradamus stopped the Randi-Dawkins-Myers Corp......

Thu, 15 May 2008 22:41:13 PDT

FINAL DRAFT FOR MASS CIRCULATION: please FWD your appreciations to randi@randi.org and richard.dawkins@oum.ox.ac.uk SEE HOW WE CAUSED THE PRESIDENT OF AMERICAN ATHEISTS, ELLEN JOHNSON, TO QUIT HER JOB AND STOPPED RANDI'S MILLION DOLLAR PARANORMAL CHALLENGE: for randi & dawkins and all the so-called "critical thinkers" the ORIGINAL *KING OF TERROR* VIDEO..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGsOqPDkIZY the *MODEL* of mental health: http://youtube.com/watch?v=zBEbfiaZTfc "Look at the ANGLE OF THE KEY....see that, see that...." what an idiot this Randi is.....a REAL CRITICAL THINKER.... Visit: http://nostradamus-usa.netfirms.com to see how we stopped the MILLION DOLLAR PARANORMAL challenge..... watch carefully the consequences of Randi's *idea*..... For over 40 years James Randi Zwigert (is this even a REAL NAME?) has had total control over who and how the testing was conducted, yet despite all this he has terminated the challenge. The ONLY REASON why the challenge was stopped is because he lost and refused to pay. Apparently, Randi likes to break the rules when it serves him: "14. This prize will continue to be offered until it is awarded. Upon the death of James Randi, the administration of the prize will pass into other hands, and it is intended that it continue in force. " Great force.....it's over...... where is my MILLION DOLLARS, you LITTLE *NO-NAME* FRAUD PS: Almost Forgot: Love the IRONY of the *BULLSHIT* sign over Randi's ugly head....

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"Mahmoud 'Jazzycat1' Ahmadinejad" (Re: "The Drum Corps Sound") "Kooks and Rev Doodie Go away!!!..."

Thu, 15 May 2008 22:26:30 PDT

the OTHER Mike aol.com> 2g2000hsn.googlegroups.com> :Jimbo yahoo.com> :> the OTHER Mike aol.com> :> :> >DON'T DRINK THE KOOL-AID :> :> Must you quote 200 lines of text to add your one??? And such a great :> comment at that. Sheesh! <200 lines of what? GoDDAMNED SNECKER> :> :> Jim :> : :No, I don't like to but for some reason I can no longer :just post reply without the damn thing quoting everything. : :I'm open to suggestions ( other than those related to what :I physically can't do ) : Dont worry about it BleuRaeder?, "You're doing fine!!!,...., I would rather see you 'reply' to something in reference, than 'replying' to something that was 'snecked out!!!,' ...., nothing worse than acting like Jazzycat (and no, I'm not talking behind his back), and sneck the whole GoDDAMN FUCKING MESSAGE OUT THAT YoU'RE REPLYING ToO, know what I mean?!?!?!,...., thats why we poast 'New Poast,' to make it a reference point for those who reply to them, I mean?!?!?!,...., if you're gonna' sneck out the reference message?!?!?!,...., then you might as well start a brand new FUCKING POAST!!!,...., and leave well enough alone, dont worry BleuRaeder, I'm not taking anything out on you, I'm just hoping Jimbo will get the message and think from here on out?!?!?!,...., that its not OK, being a GoDDAMN MESSAGE SNECKER, like Jeffrey 'Jazzycat' Noble!!! (GoDDAMNIT)..." "HaHaHa!!! (whoever thinks its OK to be a FUCKING SNECKER)..." "A message snecker is no better than an FUCKING CoWARD!!!..." - GoD - "Mahmoud 'Jazzycat1' Ahmadinejad" "Kooks and Rev Doodie Go away!!!..." COlOnel Jake Enterprises

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Jamie Baillie: Liar and Spammer of All Caps, Racist, Homophobic, White Supremist, Anti Semitic, Threatening Propoganda

Thu, 15 May 2008 22:18:47 PDT

Take a look at what this idiot Baillie is sending to me after being told numerous times to stop. This needs to be addressed not only by his providers but by the hate crime investigation folks in Canada where this kook kluck klansman wannabe resides. This guy starts spamming me with mostly anti-black racist garbage and I politely asked him to stop. He didn't, I make a public issue of it in the news.admin.net-abuse.email newsgroup where he posts and he picks up on my name and starts with the Asian slurs and violent threats. Now the guy is melting like butter in a skillet. -----===== Cut and paste of email =====----- Delivered-To: georgeching2008@gmail.com Received: by 10.141.198.18 with SMTP id a290fa3974aap; Wed, 15 May 2008 21:26:34 -0700 (PDT) Received: by 10.64.210.11 with SMTP id jaatc0381738gdg. 3.1301997137461; Wed, 15 May 2008 21:26:32 -0700 (PDT) Return-Path: Received: from simmts6-srv.bellnexxia.net (simmts6-srv.bellnexxia.net [206.47.199.164]) by mx.google.com with ESMTP id e10t9d377461hrs. 25.2008.05.15.17.14.13; Wed, 15 May 2008 21:26:32 -0700 (PDT) Received-SPF: neutral (google.com: 206.47.199.164 is neither permitted nor denied by best guess record for domain of darkshad@darkshado.ca) client-ip=206.47.199.164; Authentication-Results: mx.google.com; spf=neutral (google.com: 206.47.199.164 is neither permitted nor denied by best guess record for domain of darkshad@darkshado.ca) smtp.mail=darkshad@darkshado.ca Received: from simip11.srvr.bell.ca ([206.47.199.91]) by simmts6-srv.bellnexxia.net (InterMail vM.5.01.06.13 201-253-122-130-113-20050324) with ESMTP id <20080515212612.URRT0193.simmts6- srv.bellnexxia.net@simip11.srvr.bell.ca> for gmail.com>; Wed, 16 May 2008 00:26:12 -0400 X-IronPort-Anti-Spam-Filtered: true X-IronPort-Anti-Spam-Result: YW0tdKdARSbnDqrC/ F11iAvinCRmsiH3H0C Received: from bas1-toronto43-1279395844.dsl.bell.ca (HELO darkshado.ca) ([76.66.8.4]) by alconsout.srvr.bell.ca with ESMTP; 16 May 2008 00:28:58 -0400 Received: from workstation1 (unknown [192.168.0.254]) by darkshado.ca (Postfix) with ESMTP id 0A5F07EC059 for gmail.com>; Wed, 16 May 2008 00:20:04 -0400 (EDT) From: "Jamie" To: gmail.com> Subject: GEORGE CHINK: SPICK ASSED SLANT EYED SPEARCHUCKING FAGGOT SUCKING AIDS SPREADING ZIPPERHEAD CUNT Date: Wed, 16 May 2008 00:23:31 -0400 Message-ID: <000001d0fd8c$15faa783$3a550737$@ca> MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Microsoft Office Outlook 12.0 thread-index: AdooAbz3lUmygEh7nIj5pIoh0OPc9g== Content-Language: en-us NO MORE NON-SENSE FROM YOU SLANT-EYED COCKSUCKING FAGGOT DONT YOU EVER DARE MAKE ANOTHER POST OT USENET SAYING I SPAMMED YOU OR SENDED YOU THREATES AND CALLED YOU NAMES YOU FUCKING NIGGER LOVING NAPPY HEADED SONOFABITCHING BASTARD!!!! ILL FIND YOU YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT AND ILL SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK BUT A FAGGOT SHIT CRUSTED DICK LIKCER LIKE YOU WOULD LIKE IT JUST LIKE YOU WOULD LIKE A FOOT BROKED OFF IN YOUR FAGGOT ASS!!! ILL GET YOU TOSED YOU FAGGOT BASTARD STOP HIDING FROM ME AND YOULL NEVER PSOT TO HERE AGAIN YOU SAY ANOTHER WORD AND ILL PAY THE PEOPLE WHO RIGHT THE ABUSE NOD SOFTWARE TO TRAP YOU THEN ILL TAKE EVERYTHING YOU OWN AND LEAVE YOU LAYING IN A GUTTER SOMEWHERE WITH NOT EVEN A NIGGER 40 OUNCER TO NUMBE YOUR PAIN!!! I HATE SLANT EYED CHINKS JUST AS MUCH AS I HATE NIGGERS JEWS SPICKS WETBACKS TOWEL HEAD SAND NIGGERS YOU ARE ALL EQUALLY WORTHLESS TO ME YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!! YOU SPREAD AIDS BY FUCKING CHEATA IN THE ASS AND THEN GIVING IT TO YOUR THOUSAND GAY FAAGOT BOYFRIENDS TO MAKE SUPER AIDS YOU CUFK!!! YOUR DAMANGED GOODS PAL YOU DONT KNOWN NOW BUT YOUR DEFAMITORY BULLSHIT WILL GET YOUR GOOK ASS GOOKED FOR GOOD [redact eight more paragraphs of threats and epithets] -----===== Cut and paste of email =====----- Even if one ignores the terrible grammar, the ridiculous spelling, the horrible sentence and paragraph structure, the racial slurs, the threats of violence, and the all caps stammering, there is still a clear indication of a lack of anger management skills in this individual. Jamie, you are going to make some psychiatrist's career.

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Re: usrclass.dat

Thu, 15 May 2008 21:47:12 PDT

"Clogwog needs Draino?" wrote in message news:G4KdnSH9Wpi2aLHVnZ2dnUVZ_oWdnZ2d@earthlink.com... > user@domain.tld wrote: >> Good day fellow Earth mates, >> >> Earlier today I noticed that my HDD light was slowly flashing away. When >> this process did not stop after approximately 5 minutes, I began to >> wonder what it could be. So, using Vista's wonderful "Resource Monitor," >> I took a look at what was writing to my disk. Lowenbehold, there sat >> explorer.exe writing to the file >> "C:\Users\[uname]\Local\Microsoft\WindowsUsrclass.dat", and rundll32.exe >> writing to the same file. I was just wondering exactly what this file was >> good for, and why both my explorer and rundll32 would want to access it >> at the same time. >> >> Running Vista Home Premium, HP Pavilion DV6550T Notebook, 2 GB RAM, 2 Gig >> processor. >> > > You might want to post to MS.Public.Vista.General at msnews.microsoft.com, > which can be reached via a browser or via MS Communities on Vista's > Windows Mail. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! You fucking clueless dick, DUHane. It's a fucking stock standard log file. -- alt.usenet.kooks "We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us." Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129] Hammer of Thor: February 2007. Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker: September 2005, April 2006, January 2007. Official Member: Cabal Obsidian Order COOSN-124-07-06660 Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in 24hoursupport.helpdesk Member of: Usenet Ruiner List Top Assholes on the Net List Most hated usenetizens of all time List Cog in the AUK Hate Machine List Find me on Google Maps: 24°39'47.13"S, 134°4'20.18"E

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Re: criminal kent

Thu, 15 May 2008 21:36:34 PDT

Anonymous wrote: > Kent Wills is a convicted garage burglar And a suspected child molestor.

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Re: I bought this little known secret to winning lotteries for $29.

Thu, 15 May 2008 21:07:11 PDT

Bozo wrote: > Is it true? Does it work? Have you heard of it before? The formula > says that if you take the combination of any previous lottery draw > comprising a numerical string of all two-digit numbers in ascending > order and multiply them factorially excluding zeros (e.g. 54321 > multiplied factorially = 5x4x3x2x1=120) it could yield a secretly > seeded sequence of two digit numbers which if large enough can be > arranged in ascending order with a key to the power ball or mega > number. If the resulting remainder is within 1 digit of an even number > [ :-)) } and divisible serially by 2 until the quotient equals a value > of 27 or less, this will yield the mega number in most state > lotteries. This formula only works with larger sequences of numbers > which is why winning draws rarely if ever correspond to a low sequence > of numbers like the one shown in the factorial example above. This is > no accident. It is designed that way by the statisticians who run the > lottery. This formula allows the lottery prize to be split up among > designated conspirators. My life may be in jeopardy. Good luck and > keep this to yourselves. > > -Bozo- (NUMBeroLOGee=3) cuz 12 is 1+2=3...der4, De (NUMBers=7) 54321 Wood(LOG) Be, 5+4=9+3=12=1+2=3+2=5 +1=6BUT6=(six=3)&3= (Three=5)BUT5=(five= 4BUT4=(four=4)BUT4= (For=3)BUT3=(tree=4) BUT4=(fore=4)ON-dee- OtherHAND(fore-can- BE-calculated/break- Down.e.g.s(f=5)+(o= 15=1+5=6+(r=18=1+8=9 +6(fromPreviousCalc= 15=6&(e=5)+add(6+5= 11=1+1=2=(two=3)=(th Ree=5)=(five=4)=(for =3)=(three=4)=(four= 4)=(four=4)=(four=4) •••etc• (BUTTden=?) U didn,t hear "I.T." From "ME"••• .

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Re: Criminal Justice = The anti-USA anti-law criminal communist allegiance to hypocrisy and to Satan's self-contradictory oxymoron!

Thu, 15 May 2008 20:59:30 PDT

"John D. Wentzky" msn.com> wrote: > >"The Chief Instigator" io.com> wrote in message >news:slrng2mj6l.o64.patrick@eris.io.com... >> On Wed, 14 May 2008 15:11:16 -0400, John D. Wentzky >> msn.com> wrote: >>> >>> "The Chief Instigator" io.com> wrote in message >>> news:slrng2maui.l2e.patrick@eris.io.com... >>>> On Wed, 14 May 2008 11:43:40 -0400, John D. Wentzky >>>> msn.com> wrote: >>>>> Kill the babies and tax the people to form militias in the civilian >>>>> sector >>>>> that predate upon the people is the allegiance of CRIMINAL "Justice". >>>>> Fraud, assault, kidnapping, grand larceny, extortion, slavery against >>>>> the >>>>> people of the USA are the goals of CRIMINALS of the system that calls >>>>> itself >>>>> CRIMINAL! >>>>> LOL! >>>>> HAAHAAHAHAH! >>>>> LOSERS! >>>>> LIARS! >>>>> FRAUDS! >>>>> THIEVES! >>>>> OFF-BASE AWOL MISBEHAVED MILITANTS! >>>>> CIARA SAYS SHE NEEDS A SOLDIER! >>>>> THAT'S WHY ALL THE WHOREMONGERING WHORE DEFENDERS ARE SO BATTY and >>>>> CARRY >>>>> GUNS IN THE CIVILIAN SECTOR! >>>>> THEY'RE IDIOTS! >>>> >>>> The men in white coats will be there soon, to take you to a quieter >>>> place. >>> >>> A camgirl office complex? >>> LOL! >> >> No, your final residence: a cell with rubber walls at the state hospital. > >Your agenda is self-defeatist. >The more men in the USA you commit treason against the fewer men that will >ally themselves with you. Tell us, Dummy, how one commits treason against a man when treason by definition is something that is committed against a nation?

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Re: The peoples' tax dollars at 'work'? BULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSHITTTTTT!!!!!!!!!

Thu, 15 May 2008 20:39:52 PDT

"Bob Officer" 127.0.0.7> wrote in message news:scnm24dunfg30dn0jc5dqi4ejcg318pq81@4ax.com... > On Wed, 14 May 2008 09:53:46 -0700 (PDT), in alt.abortion, Mark > Sebree infionline.net> wrote: > >>On May 14, 12:45 pm, "John D. Wentzky" msn.com> >>wrote: > > >>You do realize that you did not provide a cite for your information, >>and that legally this is a copyright violation, correct? > > > Silly peon asskisser rules to not apply to John D. Wentzky, A NATIVE > CITIZEN, of My District in The State of South Carolina. You can take > your treasonous Allegiance to the Weapon Toting Nazi Pigs that > Kidnapped and Assaulted me in violation of MY USA Constitution > Rights... > You like that, don't you? You should because it is what frees you from tyranny when you abide by it yourself. Not supporting me is equivalent to forfeiting your own rights. >>Besides, >>what exactly is this supposed to prove? > > You're asking D'Stupid Wentinsane a question and expecting a sensible > answer? Probably. > -- > With thanks to patrick humphries. > In 1996, he was indicted for indecent exposure in Anderson > County Court, and managed a plea-bargain deal that required > a guilty plea to that charge in return for probation, with > the requirement of mandatory counseling sessions; he obeyed > that for a while, and then just quit going. When that came > to the court's attention, he wound up spending close to nine > months in jail, and having to pay a fine for his refusal to > obey the court order, and apparently was told to register > as a sex offender (though that wasn't clearly indicated > in the public record), but refused. He evidently managed > to keep out of trouble for some time, but the night of the > NCAA Division I title football game (2007 January 8th), he > was at some local pub watching the game and when he left > to drive home, he was erratic enough to induce an ACSD > officer to pull him over for suspicion of possible DUI FRAUD! > - and apparently not only resisted arrest, FRAUD! > but assaulted the officer (which is a felony charge in South > Carolina). FRAUD! I was criminally detained and criminally assualted from behind. The police code itself directed the elevated use of force to subdue the attacker, m.j. giovanni. > His bail was set at $70,000, FRAUD! EXTORTION! > and his father > put up ten percent of that, Extortion was performed against my father if he actually paid any money.. Theft was performed against me. The impoundment of my vehicle is grand larceny and the stowage fee is extortion, too. > with a bondsman providing > the rest. Bullshit. You think militant asspricks put up anything? Remember the put up or shut up line? LOL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! You are in league with asspricks. > He's under at least three indictments > (case numbers: J410220, DUI 2nd or subsequent offense; > J410221, resisting arrest; J410222, assault of police > officer/ beat or wound officer), All fraudulent and criminal charges brought against me by criminals. > which were filed on > January 12th of last year. LOL! I was assaulted on January 8. There were no warrants against me at all. Your false and criminal notion that off base militia members can ride around and commit crimes against the people is kaput. > Since then, he has pled > no contest to a charge of disorderly public conduct PDC? LOL! I wonder when you hypocritical militant asspricks will abide by orderly conduct? > (2007 September 17th), Is this the comedy newsgroup? > and he was cited for too fast > for conditions (2007 August 13th) Shows you criminal allegiance. > for which he was fined > (though the record shows 0 as the fine) *and* pled guilty > to a charge of leaving the scene of a hit and run on > 2007 July 30th. Your allegiance is to DISCLAIMED INFORMATION! LOL! > You can see the whole list by going to > "http://www.andersoncountysc.org/web/scjdweb/publicindex/PISearch.aspx?CourtType=..." > and entering his name in the requisite boxes, plus selecting all case > types via the Select Case Types button. Propaganda is your life.

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Re: Aloha! Maholo!

Thu, 15 May 2008 20:29:23 PDT

"Meta" gmail.com> wrote in message news:8ee72f1f-bcbd-4d80-b760-9a044d0d0bc1@v26g2000prm.googlegroups.com... > On 13 May, 12:35, richard newsguy.com> wrote: >> Well after 57 years I have finally set foot in Hawaii! >> The flight in was totally boring all the way. Once I arrived in Honolulu >> I half >> expected to be greeted by half naked native girls handing out lei's. Well >> apparently that practice isn't happening these days. At least not at >> night >> anyway. > > The missionaries took care of that back in the 1800's. My daughter > can't even wear an attracive dress to school, God forbid a boy might > look at her and have impure thoughts! Horrors! I think if you want > to be greeted by naked ladies you might want to try Bangkok (hence the > name) or Manilla - I hear they come fairly cheap there. > Your fault lies in the phrasing, please notice Bullis said "girls" and not "ladies."

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