Re: DQ NOMINATION: Re: Stephen Hawking Is Correct Re: What Is Happening
  Home FAQ Contact Sign in
alt.usenet.kooks only
 
Advanced search
POPULAR GROUPS

more...

alt.usenet.kooks Profile…
 Up
Re: DQ NOMINATION: Re: Stephen Hawking Is Correct Re: What Is Happening         


Author: Hagar
Date: Aug 4, 2007 21:08

"Art Deco" caballista.org> wrote in message
news:040820072111363615%%erfc@caballista.org...
> Alexa Cameron, www.freedomtofascism.com wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:53:17 -0600, Art Deco caballista.org> wrote:
>>
>>>Bye, Alexa!
>>
>>It's probably a fair assumption on your part to believe she's already left
>>the premises and joined her alien pals in space.
>
> Qartl just psy-mailed to say that he his still laughing at this one,
> Alexa.
>>
>>BTW, Stephen Hawing is correct, you know. (dumbass!)
>>
>>>On Fri, 03 Aug 2007 11:39:26 -0700, mike3 yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>You'd better fess up and admit people can CHANGE
>>> ...
Show full article (3.34Kb)
122 Comments
Re: DQ NOMINATION: Re: Stephen Hawking Is Correct Re: What Is Happening         


Author: Art Deco
Date: Aug 4, 2007 21:30

Hagar surewest.net> wrote:
>"Art Deco" caballista.org> wrote in message
>news:040820072111363615%%erfc@caballista.org...
>> Alexa Cameron, www.freedomtofascism.com wrote:
>>
>>>On Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:53:17 -0600...
Show full article (3.96Kb)
no comments
Deco is the "Most mentally retarded Alpine Nazi goat humper" by vote....         


Author: John C
Date: Aug 5, 2007 09:11

"Hagar" surewest.net> wrote in message
> If one would want to create a brand new category in the AUK hierarchy of
> kookismn awards, such as, for instance "Dumbest Fuck that ever Lived" of
the
> month, and one would want to nominate Fart Dicko for that nomination, how
> would one go about it ?? Even though he is a shoo-in, we would want to
> pretend that we went through some sort of voting process, even though the
> result is a foregone conclusion .... it's Dicko, hands down.
> P.S. In case you're wondering (once again) who "we" is, well, it's
everyone
> who isn't you, dumbass.

Don't run away from your hard earned Awards, Art Deco!

)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(
Winners! Civility Awards, August 2006
)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(

Dumbest man in the Universe: The winner is: Art Deco!

Biggest chicken: The winner is: Art Deco!

Least accurate information: The winner is: Art Deco!

Most mentally retarded Alpine Nazi goat humper: Co-Winner is: Art Deco!
Show full article (1.17Kb)
no comments
Re: DQ NOMINATION: Re: Stephen Hawking Is Correct Re: What Is Happening         


Author: Pinku-Sensei
Date: Aug 5, 2007 12:33

"Hagar" surewest.net> wrote in
news:2e2dnaJfwt_e0CjbnZ2dnUVZ_vihnZ2d@giganews.com:
> If one would want to create a brand new category in the AUK hierarchy
> of kookismn awards, such as, for instance "Dumbest Fuck that ever
> Lived" of the month,

If you ever bothered to read the AUK FAQ, Horrible, you'd know there are
already lots of awards for st00pidity, including one that you've won.
I'll do you a favor and lits them for you, along with descriptions and
the announcement for the one that you won.

Clueless Newbie of the Month

The Clueless Newbie of the Month (CNotM) is pretty much the same sort of
thing as the KotM, but honors spectacular cluelessness on Usenet rather
than Kookery. Actually being a newbie is not a strict requirement for
eligibility; but the type of cluelessness being recognized needs to be
of the sort typical of newbies. If someone has been on the net for some
time and still acts like a newbie, they're eligible.

You won this one for June.

CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH

The winner is...HAGAR!
Show full article (4.10Kb)
4 Comments
Re: DQ NOMINATION: Re: Stephen Hawking Is Correct Re: What Is Happening         


Author: www.freedomtofascism.com
Date: Aug 5, 2007 12:54

On Sun, 5 Aug 2007 19:33:32 +0000 (UTC), "Pinku-Sensei"
caballista.org> wrote:
>If you ever bothered to read the AUK FAQ

Top 10 Reasons Why The CIA, Mossad and MI6 Post to AAV, AUK & AFA-B

10. There's a reason why the Brits have brown teeth, and it ain't from
sucking lemons.

9. MI6 goals for 2007 are to have an all-volunteer homosexual army who've
been trained not run for the nearest bar of soap when someone yells "Duck
for Cover".

8. The Mossad needs to com up with a quick excuse why posting to usenet
divulged the fact that they are defenseless considering they have the finest
technology, or specifically: lack there of, that Rothschild's fiat money can
buy and it was provided by the Ameri-tards.

7. Every time Rothschild readjusts the price of gold, all the Mossad agents
fart in unison "God Save The Queen" in Yiddish. (That's talent)

6. Queen Elizabeth nuked Israel with the help of the USA because her
in-bred cousin, Beatrix, is out of oil and Israel is still pissed off at the
Muslims. (Go figure)
Show full article (2.14Kb)
no comments
The Offishul AUK Faq (Loaded With Factoids!) Re: DQ NOMINATION: Re: Stephen Hawking Is Correct Re: What Is Happening         


Author: www.freedomtofascism.com
Date: Aug 5, 2007 12:55

On Sun, 5 Aug 2007 19:33:32 +0000 (UTC), "Pinku-Sensei"
caballista.org> wrote:
>If you ever bothered to read the AUK FAQ

Top 10 Reasons Why The CIA, Mossad and MI6 Post to AAV, AUK & AFA-B

10. There's a reason why the Brits have brown teeth, and it ain't from
sucking lemons.

9. MI6 goals for 2007 are to have an all-volunteer homosexual army who've
been trained not run for the nearest bar of soap when someone yells "Duck
for Cover".

8. The Mossad needs to com up with a quick excuse why posting to usenet
divulged the fact that they are defenseless considering they have the finest
technology, or specifically: lack there of, that Rothschild's fiat money can
buy and it was provided by the Ameri-tards.

7. Every time Rothschild readjusts the price of gold, all the Mossad agents
fart in unison "God Save The Queen" in Yiddish. (That's talent)

6. Queen Elizabeth nuked Israel with the help of the USA because her
in-bred cousin, Beatrix, is out of oil and Israel is still pissed off at the
Muslims. (Go figure)
Show full article (2.14Kb)
6 Comments
Re: The Offishul AUK Faq (Loaded With Factoids!) Re: DQ NOMINATION: Re: Stephen Hawking Is Correct Re: What Is Happening         


Author: Pinku-Sensei
Date: Aug 5, 2007 13:09

www.freedomtofascism.com wrote in
news:3oacb3t6a84l8sdktvplc4m2ssu7hfgoud@4ax.com:
> On Sun, 5 Aug 2007 19:33:32 +0000 (UTC), "Pinku-Sensei"
> caballista.org> wrote:
>
>>If you ever bothered to read the AUK FAQ
>
> Top 10 Reasons Why The CIA, Mossad and MI6 Post to AAV...
Show full article (3.52Kb)
3 Comments
Re: The Offishul AUK Faq (Loaded With Factoids!) Re: DQ NOMINATION: Re: Stephen Hawking Is Correct Re: What Is Happening         


Author: www.freedomtofascism.com
Date: Aug 5, 2007 14:04

On Sun, 5 Aug 2007 20:09:25 +0000 (UTC), "Pinku-Sensei"
caballista.org> wrote:
>www.freedomtofascism.com wrote in
>news:3oacb3t6a84l8sdktvplc4m2ssu7hfgoud@4ax.com:
>
>> On Sun, 5 Aug 2007 19:33:32 +0000 (UTC), "Pinku-Sensei"
>> caballista.org> wrote:
...
Show full article (3.65Kb)
no comments
_Oblivion_, T. E. Bearden, page 203 Smile, You're On Candid Camera Re: The Offishul AUK Faq (Loaded With Factoids!) Re: DQ NOMINATION: Re: Stephen Hawking Is Correct Re: What Is Happening         


Author: www.freedomtofascism.com
Date: Aug 5, 2007 14:11

On Sun, 05 Aug 2007 17:04:42 -0400, www.freedomtofascism.com
wrote:
>On Sun, 5 Aug 2007 20:09:25 +0000 (UTC), "Pinku-Sensei"
>caballista.org> wrote:
>
>>www.freedomtofascism.com wrote in
>>news:3oacb3t6a84l8sdktvplc4m2ssu7hfgoud@4ax.com:
>>...
Show full article (3.93Kb)
no comments
The Offishul AUK Faq (Loaded With Factoids!)         


Author: www.freedomtofascism.com
Date: Aug 5, 2007 14:14

On Sun, 5 Aug 2007 20:09:25 +0000 (UTC), "Pinku-Sensei"
caballista.org> wrote:
>No Tinfoil Sombrero, I see.

No where to run, no where to hide.

You have no protection behind a computer any where.

_Oblivion_, T. E. Bearden, page 203.

--

Top 10 Reasons Why The CIA, Mossad and MI6 Post to AAV, AUK & AFA-B

10. There's a reason why the Brits have brown teeth, and it ain't from
sucking lemons.

9. MI6 goals for 2007 are to have an all-volunteer homosexual army who've
been trained not run for the nearest bar of soap when someone yells "Duck
for Cover".

8. The Mossad needs to com up with a quick excuse why posting to usenet
divulged the fact that they are defenseless considering they have the finest
technology, or specifically: lack there of, that Rothschild's fiat money can
buy and it was provided by the Ameri-tards.

7. Every time Rothschild readjusts the price of gold, all the Mossad agents
fart in unison "God Save The Queen" in Yiddish. (That's talent)
Show full article (2.28Kb)
no comments

RELATED THREADS
SubjectArticles qty Group
Re: Stephen Hawking on waves and particlessci.physics ·
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9