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Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!         

Group: alt.usenet.kooks · Group Profile
Author: Onideus Mad Hatter
Date: Apr 24, 2008 03:36

On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 19:18:46 +0900, The 2-Belo
wrote:
>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower of
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk... We're under attack:
>
>>I'm afraid Alexa gave away a little something-something that I was
>>able to find...oh, look at this:
>>http://www.godhatesjanks.org/intro.htm
>>
>>Everything you ever wanted to know about lil Jeffy!
>>
>>http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/protagonist.jpg
>>
>>...a rather plain looking cracker ass white boi.
>>
>>http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/miyuki.jpg
>>
>>...his wife's pretty fuckable though. I'd tap that ass in a
>>heartbeat!
>>
>>http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/maria.jpg
>>
>>...and oh look, lil Jeffy has even found the time to spawn!
>She's my niece, you pissant, not my daughter.

Oh I see, so yer still a virgin, eh? Well, don't worry, I'm sure
eventually your wifey will open up her crotch space to ya.
>>I hope you didn't want all this to remain uh...personal, Jeffy. ^_^
>I commend you for your exceptional internet sleuthing abilities,

...oh trust me, it didn't take much effort.
>Ludbunski.
>Now why was I supposed to be intimidated by this? I forgot.

Fuck if I care man, I posted it for teh lulz, not to intimidate you.
Of course, I can't necesarily gaurentee that I won't at some point
have a bit of fun with yer photographs...and by that I of course mean
my fun lil photomanipulations:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Poofter_Gay_Pride.png

^__^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm В№ x В№
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
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"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
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