"Jay Honeck" NOSPAMmchsi.com> wrote in
news:yvDxj.1287$TT4.1154@attbi_s22:

You are a complete moron.

Bertie

Here follows the one true ballot for the February 2008 Usenet Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:

* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
* you have officially been declared non-existent
* you are under the protection of a Formosa ruling

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) EST on March 8th to cast your votes.
Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.

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Greetings for a new month from The Cabal Obsidian Order (TINCOO)!

Nominations are now closed. The following lists the nominator,
seconder, and status of all nominations for February 2008. The ballot
will be posted presently.

KOOK AWARD
NOMINEE PROPOSER SECONDER STATUS

Bobo Award

Keith Francis William Noble AKA "adolfhitler at shaw dot ca," Spooge,
Aratzio, accepted.

Kook of the Month

Alan Connor posting as "Tom Newton", Pinku-Sensei, Boston Blackie,
accepted.
George Dance, Aratzio, Art Deco, accepted.

Clueless Newbie of the Month

George Dance, Barbara's Cat. K.A. Cannon, accepted.
Jeff Relf, A [Temporary] Dog, Jade, accepted.
Roadrunner Andy, Aratzio, ah, accepted.

Coward of the Month

of how this really works, beyond his basic level of comprehension...

narcisstic, not effective, but refuses to face his inefficacy, never a
real player, at all, but likes to think of himself as one...

Pure self hate, finds validation in recognition from others...

As AUK has been subjected to the plaintive mewlings of faux
kookologists, faux legal bagels (round doughy things with holes in
them) and criminally stupid people from the alt.battlestar-galactica
news group, I feel it fitting that we perform that age old tradition
of Annexation.

Are we no longer AUK? Are we no longer that feared and reviled entity
known usenet wide? Shall we sit on the sidelines as usenet dies and
the lame and fuckwitted are left in control? Or shall we enmass lay
waste once more to innocent newsgroups, shall we terrorize their poor
little puppies, rape the houses, burn the cattle and shoot the women?

All in favor, subscribe.

"Art Deco" caballista.org> wrote in message
news:290220081630376338%%erfc@caballista.org...

Try to concentrate here Deco: You are trying to post to someone who is
in
the Golden Killfile and Miss Pinky will scream and pull your hair for
disobeying her orders to not talk to the "Net Dead". She doesn't like
"Out-of-control" Ko0ky Ko0kologists running amok as it makes AUK look
bad!
Miss Pinky is going to put you on Double Secret Probation for being a
naughty Boi. Miss Pinky has enought things to worry about......well
except
"one". Hee Heeeeeeeee!

you're being trolled, right now this will blow up in your face, again.

And since you aren't intelligent enough to discern the reality, what
is real, what is not, you're towed.

And I'm telling you right now is not the time to make a decision, they
engaged you in attack, you bit, and you will fuck up...

On Feb 26, 12:35�pm, "The Magician" wigan.com> wrote:

indeed! my family album enjoy!
http://www.winternet.com/~redright/scatsite/sspix.htm

On Feb 29, 8:25�pm, "Millard Filmore" wrote:

i jakcing

On Feb 29, 8:40�pm, "kb9rq...@hotmail.com" hotmail.com>
wrote:

Indeed Gav's cock is HUGH!!