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  b.a.c.k.!         


Author: VISITOR
Date: May 1, 2008 23:06

b.a.c.k.!

bubbas and coons k!

b.u.b.b.a.s.

bubbas ur booya booya asshole streak!

barrack ur bell'd brain already succeeded!

bubbas ur brother brother agenda snare!

bubbas ur bomb bomb and salutes!

bubbas ur butts butts and smokey!

bubbas ur ban ban and sales!

bubbas ur big big and shit!

bubbas u bible bulls aint selling!

bubbas u beta bears aint soaring!

bubbas ur baby balls are sweating!

bubbas ur broken boners aint swooning!

bubbas ur blet buckles art'd sanfrancisco!

bubbas ur boo boo ark sank!

c.o.o.n.s.

Continally oppressed only nails suffer!

Controlled omelettes outs numb'd serenity!
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  Re: Why is the rape of men a non-issue?         


Author: morkins.mork
Date: May 1, 2008 21:44

On May 1, 5:10�pm, "ccr rpsident mrak mrogan" kornstan.com>
wrote:
> hotmail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:247ac587-60de-46d5-ac9f-f49c3cf4111a@m1g2000pre.googlegroups.com...> If women had swining dicks and men had cunts, rape of women would be a
>> non-issue!
>
> you're describing mark and gav.

Morky claims Gav is well hung!
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  Re: Internet dropping connection.         


Author: Kadaitcha Man
Date: May 1, 2008 21:39

"Lee" gmail.com> wrote in message
news:f55b0436-6673-4b3a-9baf-5b456d3b56e3@p25g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
> Was talking to a customer

Tell your boss to fire your fucking arse and hire some cunt who knows what
they're doing.

HTH

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alt.usenet.kooks
"We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."
Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]

Hammer of Thor: February 2007. Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker: September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.
Official Member: Cabal Obsidian Order COOSN-124-07-06660
Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in 24hoursupport.helpdesk

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  Re: IE reloads page upon historical navigation         


Author: Kadaitcha Man
Date: May 1, 2008 21:31

"Beauregard T. Shagnasty" wrote in message
news:481a914d$0$12890$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
> Paul B wrote:
>
>> Every time I simply hit the Back button, IE7 reloads the page.
>
> Go to the options and turn that off.
>
> (Sorry, IE not available here for me to give you specific mouse clicks.)

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You fucking gormless tit.

--
alt.usenet.kooks
"We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."
Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]

Hammer of Thor: February 2007. Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker: September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.
Official Member: Cabal Obsidian Order COOSN-124-07-06660
Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in 24hoursupport.helpdesk
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  Re: avg 8         


Author: Kadaitcha Man
Date: May 1, 2008 21:29

DerryMaine.Gov> wrote in message
news:084l1493b172v2tbiu8lk95a2rvdn7c3qp@4ax.com...
> Snit gallopinginsanity.com> wrote:
>
>>To minimize the risk of getting or sending malware via email. Sure, if
>>you
>>have a good general checker it is a bit redundant.
>>
>
> You don't use an email checker to check you incoming and outgoing mail
> - you lose one you lose the other.
>
> I use AVG as NOD is getting harder to hack - or apply the reg.
>
> AVG is starting to get aggressive about purchasing it, I'll go without
> before that point.

Translation: Bluh! Bluh bluh!
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  Re: IE reloads page upon historical navigation         


Author: Kadaitcha Man
Date: May 1, 2008 21:28

DerryMaine.Gov> wrote in message
news:425l14dl0qrqomnvkdr5doto45h3jr95r0@4ax.com...
> Paul B R.e.m.o.v.e.operamail.com> wrote:
>
>>Hi,
>>
>>Every time I simply hit the Back button, IE7 reloads the page.
>>There are two problems with this.
>>
>>First, it is very slow.
>
> I swear, and prove me wrong but a browser cache does nothing.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You less than fucking useless pillock.

--
alt.usenet.kooks
"We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."
Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]
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  Re: Is there a script I can launch to ensure computer restarts into Safe Mode?         


Author: Kadaitcha Man
Date: May 1, 2008 20:02

DerryMaine.Gov> wrote in message
news:frck14tfttli4jg7aruaglnpel1ineiaq5@4ax.com...
> Pennywise@DerryMaine.Gov wrote:
>
> My bad
>
>>if you do what
>
> if you don't what

You fuckbrained peanut. You stuffed up your correction as well.

Un-fucking-believable.

"...a place to put a script if you [don't] what to do the above."

How you can type without collapsing from asphyxiation due to forgetting to
breathe is a wonder in its own right.

--
alt.usenet.kooks
"We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."
Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]
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  Re: Proposal / PJR         


Author: Orson Wells as CitizenCain
Date: May 1, 2008 20:00

"Peter J Ross" ipatchword.com> wrote in message
news:slrng1kbp3.lv9.pjr@pjr.motzarella.org...
> Perhaps it's time to do what once I swore.

To fuck a cat while simultaneously trolling Usenet?

Or are you talking about your Estelle Getty fantasy here?
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  Re: Is there a script I can launch to ensure computer restarts into Safe Mode?         


Author: Kadaitcha Man
Date: May 1, 2008 19:57

"why?" wrote in message
news:veck14d8n3udchkcqvq1i0821c8lfhcvd2@4ax.com...
>
> On Thu, 01 May 2008 12:33:48 -0700, Pennywise@DerryMaine.Gov wrote:
>
>> "Spin" invalid.com> wrote:
>>
>>>"chuckcar" wrote in message
>>>news:Xns9A90B11931chucknilcar@127.0.0.1...
>>>> No, no, no. start->run->msconfig click advanced, put a check
>>>> mark
>>>> in enable startup menu. Click Ok. Click Ok. Yes to reboot. menu will
>>>> appear until you run msconfig again and remove the check mark.
>>>> --
>>>> (setq (chuck nil) car(chuck) )
>>
>>>I run Windows XP. When I first call up msconfig, I do not see an
>>>Advanced
>>>button on the initial dialog box.
>> ...
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  Re: Motherboards         


Author: Kadaitcha Man
Date: May 1, 2008 19:51

"catchme" somewhere.net> wrote in message
news:bhtSj.107204$rd2.1269@pd7urf3no...
> Dan C wrote:
>> On Thu, 01 May 2008 06:40:22 -0700, Richard wrote:
>>
>>> I'm going to build a computer with an AMD Quad 9600 CPU but don't know
>>> much about the motherboards. If I go to fry's electronics and get one of
>>> their CPU Motherboard combos which are priced well the motherboard is
>>> usually crap. So to build a good computer what would be a good
>>> motherboard to get?
>>
>> I'm wanting to buy a new car. What car should I get?
>>
>> If you wonder how you could possibly answer that question, go read yours
>> again...
>>
>>
> actually listing the cpu that he wants to install in the mb is a good
> start, assuming that he knows the socket type, because that is the single
> most important factor. ...
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