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  "VideO Madness" (indirect Tribute to Honest John a.k.a. John C. Penis) "CUMBERSNATCH!!!..."         


Author: Colonel Jake
Date: Apr 3, 2008 23:54

The following video?,
"Is about a Little Dick?!?!?!,...., that really,
didn't have Dick for Brains!!! (kind'a'like Clockbrain)..."
(but at least he got circumcised, going through Mt. Dickhead)

"VideO Madness" "CUMBERSNATCH!!!..."
(by the AUK's der'Office of Illucidus Maximus)

COlOnel Jake Enterprises
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  Re: Is it a secret?         


Author: 2PD Dong
Date: Apr 3, 2008 22:57

On Apr 3, 6:09 am, "Sanity's Little Helper" noshpam.org>
wrote:
> A miracle is something that beyond the realms of probability. For example:
> The sun rising in the West and setting in the East; Missing limbs growing
> back; Lions laying down with lambs; "Monkfish" having a worthwhile thought.

Miracles are twittering little birds, chirping in a meadow. Miracles
are a wreath of pretty flowers, that smell *bad*.
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  Re: The top 10 gayest rock bands of all time         


Author: act sane, it's the same thing
Date: Apr 3, 2008 22:49

On Apr 3, 9:47 pm, Raja gmail.com> wrote:
> After having heard all their albums from the late 60s and 70s, this is
> my conclusion.
>
> 01. Yes
> 02. Pink Floyd (if they are prog)
> 03. Van der Graaf Generator (if they are prog)
> 04. Village People
> 05. Tom Robinson Band

For once, I agree with you. Now fuck off, Raja.
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  "Unique Alt.Usenet.Kooks Award" "The Order of Lenin for Usefulness Medallion!!!..."         


Author: Colonel Jake
Date: Apr 3, 2008 20:56

*we will all kneel and bow our heads*

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  Re: 24hoursupport.helpdesk *SPAM*         


Author: Kadaitcha Man
Date: Apr 3, 2008 20:45

"elaich" <|@|.|> wrote in message news:65lm0iF2gmhavU4@mid.individual.net...
> My perception is that most people are 99%% TALK and 1%% LISTEN. I'm just the
> opposite.

And in the 1%% when you "talk" you're either bitching about trolls or making
totally fuckwitted statements like "There is no more need for MS support for
Win98 because it is a mature program. All the problems have been found and
patched."

Perhaps you should try for 0%% talk, by way of suicide.

--
PT.IndoSat Kupang Nusa Tenggara Timur Indonesia
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  Re: HEY!! - WE'RE ***STILL*** IN IRAQ!!         


Author: Orson Wells as CitizenCain
Date: Apr 3, 2008 20:38

"Whitelightning" verizon.net> wrote in message
news:fjgJj.19525$QW6.5676@trnddc07...
>
> "NightRogue" nospam.com> wrote in message
> news:pQcJj.51368$TT4.25331@attbi_s22...
>>
>> "Jak Hammer" aol.com> wrote in message
>> news:9160a611-9431-4d31-a079-09ab99d94bd7@u36g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
>>> Yup.......Aint that AMAZING?..........And 10 years from now, we'll
>>> ***STILL*** Be In Iraq.........Donchaknow..........
>>
>> Hey We're still in Bosnia also for another 10 years... Donchaknow....
>>
>>
> We're still in Germany, Japan, Great Britan, Spain, Italy, Turkey and Guam
> to name just a few of the 62 foriegn countries (that makes 63 years since
> WW2 ended). Lets not forget Korea we been there for 55 years.
>
> Whitelightning
> ...
Show full article (0.85Kb)
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  Re: Jesus/Horus/Krshna/etc=the same?         


Author: John C
Date: Apr 3, 2008 20:27

"Art Deco" caballista.org> wrote in message
news:030420082042481497%%erfc@caballista.org...
> Warhol hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>Jesus/Horus/Krshna/etc=the same?
>
> No.
>
> Next question?
>
Why do you screw young boys?

HJ
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  EVE: IT MAKES ALL THE AWESOME LAWFUL SENSE         


Author: VISITOR
Date: Apr 3, 2008 20:13

ALL THE PRINCIPAL ELEMENTS

AT THE SUPREME LEVEL

OF THE EVENT'S TABLE

IN SPECIAL TIME

AND ACTIVE APPREHENSIONS

ARE EVE'ISH

GLENI ALIEN'D

HOW?

REVERSAL OF LEGACY HOW?

J.U.S.T.I.C..E.

JEWS U STILL THINK IM CHINA EMPLOYEE

=/

J.E.W.S.

JILTED EARTH WEVE SHITTED!

THE OUTTED OUCHWIT

MUNCHKINS OF OZ

'FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD'
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  N.O.S.E.         


Author: VISITOR
Date: Apr 3, 2008 20:06

NEVAH OFFERING SALVATION EVAH

HEELS CANNOT HEAL,

HEELS PICKED EYE

THINK AND HURT.

BOW.

BREAK OUTTA W.A.A.H.

WORK ALWAYS ABSOLUTELY HANG.

G.L.E.N.I

GLENI LOST EVE NOT *I*
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  Re: Jesus/Horus/Krshna/etc=the same?         


Author: Art Deco
Date: Apr 3, 2008 19:42

Warhol hotmail.com> wrote:
>Jesus/Horus/Krshna/etc=the same?

No.

Next question?

--
"Classic erroneous presupposition."
-- David Tholen
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