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  S.U.C.C.E.S.S! H.U.R.T.!         


Author: VISITOR
Date: Apr 29, 2008 23:29

S.U.C.C.E.S.S! H.U.R.T.!

SUPRISE ULTIMATE! CROATAN'S CRICLE! EH SHIT SHITS!

HYMIES UTOPIAN REINCARNATION TOMBS!

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  Re: Network Programming         


Author: Kadaitcha Man
Date: Apr 29, 2008 23:12

DerryMaine.Gov> wrote in message
news:nh2g1453ved0nsr07h5ke7vmn5dkmlge09@4ax.com...
> nav88 gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>Hey,can u ppl suggest a good book for learning network
>>programming...pls
>
> A book on assembly language is a very good first step.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The dumbfuck Volkswagen oil-changer strikes
again.

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  Re: windows updates failure. fixed.         


Author: Kadaitcha Man
Date: Apr 29, 2008 23:11

DerryMaine.Gov> wrote in message
news:h52g1496k9t42fasmd7k9cjd2fnq3ph2ru@4ax.com...
> jils spambegone.com> wrote:
>
>>thanks to those that read my problem. today, third day of trying, it's
>>now fixed. and if it helps anyone else further down the track, i found a
>>discussion about it somewhere (god knows where, i read so many of them)
>>that
>>suggested downloading the Windows Update Agent,
>>WindowsUpdateAgent20-x86.exe, found here:
>>http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=43264. this didn't fix the
>>problem by itself, but it did take the process a little further, gave me
>>a different error number, which WAS in the ms database and had its own
>>solution! and THAT solution fixed the problem. i was able to download 31
>>outstanding windows updates, most of them security updates. so all's
>>well that ended!
>
> I have never run an update - except for the TMZ
>
> Never had a problem. Understand that ~75%% of the updates are for IE ...
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  M.O.N.O.P.O.L.Y.!         


Author: VISITOR
Date: Apr 29, 2008 23:05

P'ROL'L'Y WANNA CRACKAH!

B.E.C.A.U.S.E.

BUBBAS EXCUSE COONS! AIGHT U SECURED ELVES!

I.D. AIGHT! T.A.R. B.E.L.L. <-(&)->

THERES A REASON!

BELLE <~~~IS NOT THE BEAUTY

EVE <~~~~IS NOT THE BEAST

'CHILD LABOR LAWS'

'ANTI-TRUST LEGISLATURE'

'THE QUIET MAN'

'JOHN WAYNE BOBBITS!'

TAMMY BRUCE 'WE ARE ABSOLUTELY THRILLED!'

NOT HIM

MOBY DICK!

STEVEN SPIELBERG <~~~~~~~~ISHMAEL

ISHTAR (MISSING)

LED ZEPPELIN! OH THE HUMANITY!

WHALE HUMPED YESTERTIME!

abraham lincoln
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  Re: tsetting tsetting a-one a-two a-three         


Author: Steve Leyland
Date: Apr 29, 2008 22:00

Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
Incantatrix stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
:
: and i was on the phone with dr. flonkenstein this noon and i had to
: greet everyone here and at the kooks from him as well.
: especially you, rocky, pjr, aratzio and jade.
: please mail him if any of you feels like it. he still has the same
: addy. first he lost his son, (frank B. was the most funny and witted
: man you could meet irl, he had this dry sense of humour and they were
: pretty close) then he got mononucleosis, which left him bedridden for
: months. he has recovered a tad now and we'll probably go for a drink
: together this weekend. he has to come back to usenet as
: well!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so if please someone can crosspost this
: to...
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  Lits o' W(h)inners, USENET Kook Awards 4/07 to 3/08         


Author: Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Date: Apr 29, 2008 21:26

KOOK OF THE MONTH

04/07 Nightbat of alt.astronomy
05/07 Tom Potter
06/07 Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
07/07 Nunya Bidness AKA Massive Prong and Spurious Response
08/07 Bill Hughes
09/07 Lady Motown
10/07 Zanthius AKA Dr. Druggie
11/07 John Wentzky
12/07 Duke the American-American
01/08 Jeff Relf
02/08 George Dance
03/08 Hagar

CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
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  Re: Who Amongst You Would Sell Your Soul for Political Expediency?         


Author: Archie Leach
Date: Apr 29, 2008 20:57

arkent3@earthlink.net (Raymond Karczewski) wrote:
>It was a civil meeting.

Did you ask him your Twenty-Three Questions Of Jurisdiction?
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  Re: Who speaks for the baby?         


Author: John D. Wentzky
Date: Apr 29, 2008 20:50

"Bob Officer" 127.0.0.7> wrote in message
news:rvgf14pfd1ojt4amjbgukijlplvvqhbnqr@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:03:09 -0400, in alt.abortion, "John D.
> Wentzky" msn.com> wrote:
>
>>
>>
>>"Bob Officer" 127.0.0.7> wrote in message
>>news:77ld14ppe96tdpe830lai9jccckf1jsgdf@4ax.com...
>>> On Tue, 29 Apr 2008 03:39:18 -0400, in alt.abortion, "John D.
>>> Wentzky" msn.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>"Bob Officer" 127.0.0.7> wrote in message
>>>>news:tama14tiqnjomhcbtrksa5oa9mtqip62v0@4ax.com...
>>>>> On 28 Apr 2008 04:28:35 GMT, in alt.abortion, The Chief Instigator
>>>>> io.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Sun, 27 Apr 2008 20:52:36 -0400, John D. Wentzky
>>>>>>msn.com> wrote: ...
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  Re: fagology [was: Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Oct 2007.]         


Author: Mork & Gavie's Head Shed
Date: Apr 29, 2008 20:20

Hey Art........
Are you looking for part time work @ the head shed?
On Apr 29, 9:31�pm, Art Deco gmail.com> wrote:
> ah gmail.com> wrote:
>>Art Deco wrote:
>>> ah gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>> ah gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>> ah gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>> ah gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> ah gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> ah gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ah gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ah gmail.com> wrote: ...
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  Re: SEWAGE DISPOSAL PLANT RENAMED         


Author: Mork & Gavie's Head Shed
Date: Apr 29, 2008 20:10

On Apr 29, 7:44 pm, "ccr rpsident mrak mrogan" kornstan.com>
wrote:
> "Lucky-Loonie-Landsman" aol.com> wrote in message
>
> news:a66d6a7a-0127-47d9-b972-c6b86be25aa5@v26g2000prm.googlegroups.com...
> A sewage disposal plant here in Colorado in the Casino City of
> Blackhawk has a new name.  Citizens have decided to call the waste
> faculty Hajj Salah Jafar’s Home.
>
> Hojnackin on the gav.

Named after that he-she's man puss?
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