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  "VideO Madness" (Re: HELP stop the STRANGLEHOLD on ARM) "GoD HATES FAGS!!!..."         


Author: Colonel Jake
Date: Apr 18, 2008 21:57

Just James sbcglobal.net> winking at GMAN
<7a8Oj.3022$h75.2907@newssvr27.news.prodigy.net>
: GMAN dontspammebro.xmission.com>
: >
: > I learned that when i am done beatting the crap out of
: > you that for good measure a donkypounch is in order!
: >
:
: Do you know what a "donkey punch" is? The only reason I
: know was the non-member guys I used to play cards with
: had some very choice smack talk. Unless you are
: sadistically homosexual,
:

So you admit?,
"Playing cards with queers?!?!?!..."
(strip to your dick poker (but in your case (poke'n'da'rear))

:
: you should refrain from using the term.
:
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  Re: URI vs URL         


Author: Kadaitcha Man
Date: Apr 18, 2008 21:32

"richard" wrote in message
news:rav604duobmo5pdn10kj1ceraj70qjt0bm@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 14 Apr 2008 07:03:00 -0700 (PDT), sophia
> gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>Dear all,
>>
>>what exactly is the difference between URL and URI ?
>
> To put it simply, www.google.com is the url.
> whereas http://www.google.com is the URI.
> URI examples: http: file: news: mail: FTP:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Bullis the boofhead strikes again.

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alt.usenet.kooks
"We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."
Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]
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  Re: Tanker Explosion on CNN?         


Author: Orson Wells as CitizenCain
Date: Apr 18, 2008 21:30

"richard" wrote in message
news:87qe0416h1h4l3dojk871rposd8419plrf@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:01:03 -0600, "The Honorable Dr. Rocky Roads
> Presiding Judge" att.net> wrote:
>
>>I was watching CNN and saw a video of a Tanker Explosion. I can't find
>>that
>>video on their site, but I haven't looked *real* hard either.
>>
>>Either way, what surprised me the most was they said the tanker was
>>*empty*
>>and burned for 1 1/2 hours after it exploded?
>>
>>Something doesn't sound right or is it normal for empty gas trailers to
>>burn
>>for 1 1/2 hours after it explodes?
>>
>>Hmmm. Maybe it was half empty instead of half full. ;-)
>>
>>TIA ...
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  Re: OT: Implosion         


Author: Orson Wells as CitizenCain
Date: Apr 18, 2008 21:27

"richard" wrote in message
news:oj5i04t2k0eghkcliin27vlfmahvql4vc5@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 20:12:34 -0600, "Zeke" wrote:
>
>>Implosion is a process in which objects are destroyed by collapsing in on
>>themselves. The opposite of explosion, implosion concentrates matter and
>>energy. An example of implosion is a submarine being crushed from the
>>outside by the hydrostatic pressure of the surrounding water.
>>
>>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Implosion_%%28mechanical_process%%29
>>
>>How does this work with truck tires?
>
> Same way. Sink a tire, on a rim filled with air, into the ocean to
> about 3,000 feet and boom! No more tire.

Are you such a poor driver that you'll send a truck to the bottom of the
ocean, Bullis? Where the fuck are you driving? Alaska in mid-winter?
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  Re: Why many American drivers Just signal and turn without thinking of Time and Space?         


Author: Orson Wells as CitizenCain
Date: Apr 18, 2008 21:20

"richard" wrote in message
news:nrbi04lctg6grrths9r0fl9j552cr74uef@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 17:10:51 -0400, "Dave" wrote:
>
>>>> Yes it is. Way too many people think that they have the right to enter
>>>> the highway RIGHT DAMN NOW, whether there is traffic already on it or
>>>> not. That is a huge problem. -Dave
>>>
>>> I ride a motorcycle, long distances, regularly.
>>> Over the last 5-6 years, I have noticed the highways becoming more and
>>> more cluttered with
>>> clueless drivers. Just 1/2 hour ago, I arrived in Atlanta after a long
>>> drive from Chicago.
>>> The biggest problem I see ? THE DAMN CELL PHONE.
>>>
>>> Everyone thinks that he/she can handle a vehicle while on the phone,
>>> and it's the other guys that are the problem.
>>> BS !
>>> Don't flatter yourself - if you are on the phone, then you are a
>>> problem. ...
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  Re: spontaneous PC power losses - HELP!         


Author: Kadaitcha Man
Date: Apr 18, 2008 20:26

"Butch Haynes" wrote in message
news:zbmdnUfjYIjDTZXVnZ2dnUVZ_gWdnZ2d@comcast.com...
> outgun.com> wrote in message
> news:293e3140-e027-496c-89d8-27906e8991f7@t54g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
>> I recently installed a DVD drive into my PC. (2 days ago.) Since then,
>> I get spontaneous power loss periodically - sometimes seconds after
>> booting, other times after hours of operation. I've tried replacing
>> the power supply, and I've tried removing all my hardware (other than
>> RAM), so I'm thinking it must be motherboard related.
>
> Unplug/replug all power and data connections. That way, the errant loose
> one will be fixed and your problem will be resolved.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Tech support by feng shui.

--
alt.usenet.kooks
"We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."
Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]
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  Re: New Video Card Question part duex         


Author: Kadaitcha Man
Date: Apr 18, 2008 19:43

DerryMaine.Gov> wrote in message
news:e7mi04pvni9kmtgoelifsvd5865rlgbp74@4ax.com...
> Pennywise@DerryMaine.Gov wrote:
>
>>BUT, a video card it's relient (sp?) upon .NET
>
> it's = isn't

Un-fucking-believable. Nevertheless coming from you, it is not surprising.

--
alt.usenet.kooks
"We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."
Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]

Hammer of Thor: February 2007. Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker: September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.
Official Member: Cabal Obsidian Order COOSN-124-07-06660
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  Re: What Happened??         


Author: Kadaitcha Man
Date: Apr 18, 2008 19:27

"Tony" wrote in message
news:48095725.DF7957D1@TheDeli.Sandwich...
> Is that you Steve?

Fucking DUH!
> Steven wrote:
>
>> [...]
>>
>> Steve
>>
>> "Steve Meyerson" cox.net> wrote
>>>
>>> [...]
>>>
>>> Steve
>>>
>>>
>>>> Steve Meyerson wrote:
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  Re: Testing a Cable TV Oulet         


Author: Kadaitcha Man
Date: Apr 18, 2008 19:23

DerryMaine.Gov> wrote in message
news:89li04htmq4gnljtgimp40miuq6245j5f2@4ax.com...
> G. Morgan wrote:
>
>>Pennywise@DerryMaine.Gov wrote:
>>
>>>Purchase a tone generator
>
>>That won't help if the cable is damaged, or fittings need to be replaced.
>>He'll have no information on the quality of the connection. Tone
>>generators
>>are mainly for finding wires behind walls and identifying pairs in
>>multi-conductors.
>
> It was an idle question, on the OP's part.

Thereby justifying your fuckwitted reply, right?

So, how do you justify all your fuckwitted replies to genuine and simple
technical questions?
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  Re: Mork's Birth Captured!         


Author: Marie.Unwiseman
Date: Apr 18, 2008 19:20

On Apr 17, 3:31�pm, an old friend yahoo.com> wrote:
> On Apr 17, 4:18�pm, "Channel Cop" amsat.org> wrote:
>
>> SHE should
>
> again learn pronouns fool
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