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  Re: "The Douche of Earle" by Jean Handler         


Author: Larry Huntley
Date: Apr 10, 2008 23:02

Pink Freud pan-galactic.vector-exchange.transponder42.net> stepped up
to the podium, tapped the aging SM57 and announced in news:XqcLj.38322
$Cj7.12669@pd7urf2no:
> You'll be my Douchess, the Douchess of Earle

Gotta step lightly here or you'll have Gail Zappa all over your ass.

- L
--
Larry Huntley Beaverton, Oregon
Skep-Ti-Cult
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  OK, EAST ABRIDGED         


Author: VISITOR
Date: Apr 10, 2008 20:42

He That Cracks All Circles

Can Break The Universe

I Must Confess

To A Bit Of A Delay

In Parting Out

Their Rude Riddle

Rounds

But, Lee, Is Founded.

AND WHEN I SHALL

SLAY ALL YOUR FIRST BORN

OF YOUR EGYPT

THEN, NEFERETITTI,

THEN YOU WILL KNOW

WHY YOU THE WOMEN OF GLENI

ARE MISSING

CONTROL OF THE EYE

JORGE <~~~~WHY 'HE' IS NOT TREMBLING

NEXT.

=/
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  Re: Did Art off Ramona?         


Author: John C
Date: Apr 10, 2008 20:34

"Art Deco" caballista.org> wrote in message
news:100420082123035547%%erfc@caballista.org...
> BaronLurk gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 10 Apr 2008 20:57:35 -0600, Art Deco caballista.org>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>Crescentius Vespasianus hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>This is a cold case that should be
>>>>re-opened according to David Oates.
>>>>Oates studied the circumstances of
>>>>Ramona Bell's death, and said to himself
>>>>that he thought something very
>>>>suspicious occurred that night. So he
>>>>has run some recent Art Bell shows (the
>>>>ones he's done after Ramona's death),
>>>>and says he has proof that Art offed his
>>>>wife. The only thing he could not
>>>>determine was motive. If he could get ...
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  Re: Anal sex and hair growth         


Author: Holly
Date: Apr 10, 2008 19:14

On Apr 10, 9:16 pm, "%%" gmail.com> wrote:
> Ernie Primeau wrote:
>> hair growth happens after a good anal sex.Ernie
>
> so use your tweezers and pluck them out

Chia pets don't grow hair.
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  Re: Fake Balenciaga Le Dix in Medium - White Fake HandBags         


Author: Bertie the Bunyip
Date: Apr 10, 2008 19:01

"Maxwell" wrote in
news:syzLj.59120$yk5.53201@newsfe18.lga:
> Friends of yours Bertie????
>
> Seems we didn't see much of this nonsense until you started your
> childish cross posting.
>
> Or maybe the 12 to 16 HUNDRED useless messages you post a month just
> upped our traffic enough to thrill this crafty sales folks.
>
> Seems like your kind of people. Not much difference between you and
> Spam.

Wheras there is no difference between what you post and spam....

Silly boi.

Bertie
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  "VideO Madness" "Rats On Cocaine - MAZE!!!..."         


Author: Colonel Jake
Date: Apr 10, 2008 18:46

"VideO Madness" "Rats On Cocaine - MAZE!!!..."
(by the AUK's der'Office of Illucidus Maximus)

COlOnel Jake Enterprises
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  R.O.B.O.T.S.         


Author: VISITOR
Date: Apr 10, 2008 18:15

RESIST OUR BULL OUR TRUCE STANDS.

besides all the shit,

hey, somehow

and i think they shall be challenged

they are keeping nickel and oak

im amazed at japanese resilience

hmmmmm

requires study i suppose

they are holding on to their women though

ill keep you all updated in the future

as to their condition

so far, they are avoiding the

disorders quite handily

if theres a scary shift about

you all shall be the first to know

=/
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  IRRELEVANT         


Author: VISITOR
Date: Apr 10, 2008 18:12

It Does Not Matter,

There Are Facts

Which Are Unworthy

Of Wasting One's Beliefs Upon

One Cannot Master Wisdom,

As The Teacher

Is Always At Practice

First Strength,

Then The Study

Then Story Over The Learning,

But, Begin With Strength

The Tutelage Must Be Strong

Therefore Be Wise,

Wisdom Is Hardship,

Or Have Fun, Lee, And Become Fools.
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  Science Disproves Evolution         


Author: Pahu78
Date: Apr 10, 2008 14:40

Because Galaxies Are Billions of Light-Years Away, Isn't the Universe
Billions of Years Old? 4

Atomic vs. Orbital Time. Why would the speed of light decrease? T. C.
Van Flandern, working at the U.S. Naval Observatory, showed that
atomic clocks are probably slowing relative to orbital clocks (10...
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  Re: GAP===GEORGE'S ANTHROPIC POPPYCOCK         


Author: litsohate
Date: Apr 10, 2008 12:53

On Apr 3, 8:59 am, George Hammond notspam.org> wrote:
> Definition:
> GAP
> (General Anthropic Principle)
> Existence is a property of Human perception.
> Absent a human observer, reality, the laws
> of Physics, the Universe itself, do not "exist".
>
> Proof:
> If all humans expired at 9 am tomorrow,
> there would be no way to confirm, even in
> principle, that the Universe "exists".
> QED: The Universe is "created" BY (e.g.
> is a property of) human perception.
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