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Author: Jeneric BozoJeneric Bozo
Date: Jan 15, 2008 22:28
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Author: John CJohn C
Date: Jan 15, 2008 21:48
> gregvk staggered up to the microphone and slurred:
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>>>>> it's apparent you're not a lawyer...
>>>>
>>>> Stop stealing my material, you shameless material stealer.
>>>>
>>>> ...And I see that my "this is not a court room" clue didn't take.
How
>>>> sad.
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>>> Clue: You're not a moderator. How sad for you
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>> And it only took you two days to notice. Impressive.
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>> Now, how long will it take you to notice that none of the groups in ...
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Author: John CJohn C
Date: Jan 15, 2008 21:46
> Linda staggered up to the microphone and slurred:
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>> So for men, the choice is simple: VOTE FOR HILLARY and show you've
>> transcended the archaic misogynist stereotypes that have kept women
down
>> for so long, OR vote for one of the other men, and show you're
SEXIST.
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> Using that "logic" anyone who votes against Obama is a racist,
therefore,
> (your "logic" again) Obama is a sexist and Clinton is a racist. Why
> would any "enlightened" being vote for such... ILK?
For the same reason that you lick Pinky Sue Lamb's snatch.
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Author: Cujo DeSockpuppetCujo DeSockpuppet
Date: Jan 15, 2008 21:45
> Linda staggered up to the microphone and slurred:
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>> So for men, the choice is simple: VOTE FOR HILLARY and show you've
>> transcended the archaic misogynist stereotypes that have kept women
>> down for so long, OR vote for one of the other men, and show you're
>> SEXIST.
>
> Using that "logic" anyone who votes against Obama is a racist,
> therefore, (your "logic" again) Obama is a sexist and Clinton is a
> racist. Why would any "enlightened" being vote for such... ILK?
>
Let's dig Lester Maddox up and we can sell lots of ax handles while we're
at it[1]. /me checks out stock market for ax handle manufacturers.
[1] Ur bjarq n trareny fgber jurer ur nhgbtencurq naq fbyq gurz.
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Author: John CJohn C
Date: Jan 15, 2008 21:13
> gregvk staggered up to the microphone and slurred:
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>>> it's apparent you're not a lawyer...
>>
>> Stop stealing my material, you shameless material stealer.
>>
>> ...And I see that my "this is not a court room" clue didn't take.
How
>> sad.
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> Clue: You're not a moderator. How sad for you :)
Clue for Chad: You're a Pinky Sue Slurper. How sad for you.
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Author: dhm_at_best_dot_comdhm_at_best_dot_com
Date: Jan 15, 2008 19:18
On Jan 14, 1:57Â pm, beebs yahoo.com> wrote:> On Jan 13, 9:27 pm, dhm_at_best_dot_...@ yahoo.com wrote:
> >> What I should suggest to Beebs, since he is a heavy smoker in his
>> other newsgroup postings, is to paypal his cigarette and cigar money
>> to me so he doesn't spend it on smoking. Â Smoking contributes to the
>> high cost of health care. Â By accepting his payments, I could be
>> saving him from many kinds of health problems.
>
> I would sooner die than to drop one red cent into your grubby hands.
> I will upgrade my cigar brands to spend even more money so there
> will be less for looters such as you and the gubmint when I die.
>
> You need to read up on health problems from smoking cigars and
> realize the fact that cigars are much less hazardous than cigarettes.
>
>...
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Author: Mr BroadhurstMr Broadhurst
Date: Jan 15, 2008 17:48
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> She had great longings to die, that she might be with Christ: which
> increased until she thought she did not know how to be patient to wait
> till God's time. But once, when she felt those longings, she thought
> with herself, If I long to die, why do I go to physicia
And the boys in the backroom all sang
Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt
And the ladies all sang Cock Cock Cock.
Blimey, is it a full moon?
alt.tv.food-network?
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Author:
Date: Jan 15, 2008 17:11
i, ii Harum sententiarum quae vera
sit, Deus aliquis viderit. "Which of these opinions in the truth, a god will
see."
[11]Montaigne, Essays, ii.
[12]Montaigne, Essays, ii.
[13]Treatise on the Vacuum.
[14]Terence, Heauton Timorumenos, III. v. 8. "There is one who will say
great foolishness with great effort."
[15]Montaigne, Essays, ii.
[16]Pliny, ii. "As though there were anyone more unhappy than a man
dominated by his imagination."
17Cicero, De Divinatione ii. 22. "A common happening does not astonish, even
though the cause is unknown; an event such as one has never seen before
passes for a prodigy."
[18]Allusion to Gen. 7. 14. Ipsi et omne animal secundus genus suum. "And
every beast after his kind."
19Homer, Odyssey, xviii.
20Livy, xxxiv. 17. "A brutal people, for whom, when they have not armour,
there is not life."
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Author: Cujo DeSockpuppetCujo DeSockpuppet
Date: Jan 15, 2008 17:08
falsehood...
922. Probable.--Let us see if we seek God sincerely, by comparison of the
things which we love. It is probable that this food will not poison me. It
is probable that I shall not lose my action by not prosecuting it...
923. It is not absolution only which remits sins by the sacrament of
penance, but contrition, which is not real if it does not seek the
sacrament.
924. People who do not keep their word, without faith, without honour,
without truth, deceitful in heart, deceitful in speech; for which that
amphibious animal in fable was once reproached, which held itself in a
doubtful position between the fish and the birds...
It is important to kings and princes to be considered pious; therefore they
must confess themselves to you.
THE END
[1]"Abstain and uphold." Stoic maxim.
2Petronius, 90. "You have spoken more as a poet than as a man."
[3]"Nothing in excess."
[4]Horace, Epistle to the pisos, 447. "They curtailed pretentious
ornaments."
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