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  ITS A H.O.N.D.A.         


Author: VISITOR
Date: Mar 23, 2008 23:35

H.O.N.D.A.

HE'S OUT N.O.W.

DOGGONE AMAZING!

I.T.S. A.

IF THEY SHOCK AGAIN

ITS THE SUN ALWAYS.

S.O.N.Y.

SEND ONE NUKE YENTAS

= /

MEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE =/

NOTHING.
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  Re: The Quacks of Williamir Dockerovsky         


Author: Dennis M. Hammes
Date: Mar 23, 2008 23:33

Meat Plow wrote:
> On Sun, 23 Mar 2008 21:09:40 -0700, Will Dockery quacked:
>
>
>>On Mar 23, 3:56 pm, Meat Plow wrote:
>>
>>>Will Dockery wrote:
>>>
>>>>"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Orson Wells as CitizenCain...
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  Re: The Quacks of Williamir Dockerovsky         


Author: Dennis M. Hammes
Date: Mar 23, 2008 23:28

Meat Plow wrote:
> On Sun, 23 Mar 2008 13:30:58 -0700, Will Dockery wrote:
>
>
>>"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>>
>>>Orson Wells as CitizenCain wrote:
>>>
>>>>"Will Dockery" wrote
>>>
>>>>>The poems of Vladimir Mayakovsky...
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  The Prince Cycle!         


Author: VISITOR
Date: Mar 23, 2008 23:20

IS CRUISING ACROSS

THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA!

CELEBRATE THE LAIDLAW!

b-side of lets go crazy}
{please note: there has been and always will be some debate over the
interchangability of the words fuck & funk in this song. we leave it
up to the listener to hear their preference}

I...i...i...i...
Erotic city
Erotic city

All of my purple life
Ive been looking for a dame
That would wanna be my wife
That was my intention, babe

If we cannot make babies, maybe we can make some time
Thoughts of pretty u and me, erotic city come alive
We can funk until the dawn, making love til cherrys gone
Erotic city cant u see, thoughts of pretty u and me
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  P.U.R.P.L.E. R.A.I.N.         


Author: VISITOR
Date: Mar 23, 2008 23:08

PRINCIPAL. UNKNOWN. ROYALTY. PERFECT. LOVE. EXISTS.

REWARDS ARE IMPOSSIBLE NOW

D.E.A.T.H. (MISSING)

DONT EXPECT A TRUCE HERE

PRINCE lyrics - Controversy

I just can't believe all the things people say - Controversy
Am I black or white? Am I straight or gay? - Controversy
Do I believe in God? Do I believe in me? - Controversy
Controversy Controversy
I can't understand human curiosity - Controversy
Was it good for you? Was I what you wanted me to be? - Controversy
Do you get high? Does your daddy cry? - Controversy
Controversy Controversy

Do I believe in God? Do I believe in me?
Some people wanna die so they can be free
(I said) Life is just a game, we're all just the same...do you wanna
play?
Controversy Controversy Controversy
Controversy Controversy Controversy
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  NOMINATION: Ernie Primeau, Dale Kelly, and Brad Guth for Rubber Turkey, Easter 2008         


Author: Pinku-Sensei
Date: Mar 23, 2008 23:08

After a quick survey of AUK, the ko0k farm club froups, and known haunts
of other eligible kooks known to be likely to melt down during holidays,
I have compiled the following lits of high-volume kooks by number of
posts during Easter.

Posts Poster

74 Ernie Primeau (inflated by a forger, but most are from Ernie)
34 Dale "Average Joe" Kelly
30 Brad Guth
27 Andrew B. Chung
27 Gordon Radavich posting as "Naked Gonad"
26 Alan Connor posting as "Tom Newton"
25 Alexa Cameron

(lits ends here; anyone who can't out-post Alexa is /not/ worthy!)
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  Puyi         


Author: VISITOR
Date: Mar 23, 2008 23:00

Puyi (traditional Chinese: 溥儀; simplified Chinese: 溥仪) (February 7,
1906–October 17, 1967) of the Manchu Aisin-Gioro ruling family was the
last Emperor of China between 1908 and 1924 (ruling as the Xuantong
Emperor (宣統皇帝) between 1908 and 1911, and non-ruling emperor between
1911 and 1924), the twelfth emperor of the Qing Dynasty to rule over
China.

He was married to the Empress Gobulo Wan Rong under the suggestion of
the Imperial Dowager Concubine Duan-Kang. Later, between 1934 and
1945, he was the Kangde Emperor (康德皇帝) of Manchukuo. In the People's
Republic of China, he was a member of the Chinese People's Political
Consultative Conference from 1964 until his death in 1967 under the
Chinese name Aixinjueluo Puyi[citation needed]. His abdication being a
symbol of the end of a long era in China, he is widely known as the
Last Emperor (末代皇帝).
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[edit] Name

In English, he is known more simply as Puyi (Pu-i in Wade-Giles
romanization), which is in accordance with the Manchu tradition of
never using an individual's clan name and given name together, but is...
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  KING TUT'S CHIN         


Author: VISITOR
Date: Mar 23, 2008 22:53

KEEPS INFINITE NUTS GOLDEN

THE ULTIMATE TRUMP SISSIES

CAUSE HE'S IT NEVAH

OH & SISTAHS,

NOW WE KNOW WHY

Though Akhenaten had several wives, Queen Nefertiti was his chief
wife. ... Although the crystal inlay is missing from her left eye,
both eyelids and brows ...

"We discovered that Nefertiti shows some signs of her age. ... This
explains why the eye on the left side is missing. ...

Click this icon to see all public photos tagged with missing eye
missing eye · Click this icon to see all public photos tagged with
nefertiti nefertiti ...

Although the crystal inlay is missing from her left eye, both eyelids
and brows are ... It is accepted that Akhenaten and Nefertiti had six
daughters. ...

1922

one noi eve

noi is nevah even
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  I want to scorch those who fuck-up medical care in the USA         


Author: Green Xenon [Radium]
Date: Mar 23, 2008 22:03

I hate the way medical care is going in the USA. It seems that many
good-hearted American patients are not given the care they need simply
because they don't have enough money. As a warm-hearted and
compassionate individual, I am extremely outraged.

I want to torture those who knowingly and willingly make health care
biased against those with insufficient income. I want to torture those
who knowingly and willingly keep it that way. I want to punish them
because they do their horrifying deeds on purpose even though they know
that innocent American citizens will suffer/die as a result of these deeds.

Those who can't afford insurance are forced to suffer in the county
hospital. Your hands are broken. 200 patients are in line before you.
You are in extreme agony. When its your turn, they give you a bunch of
forms to sign without caring about the fact that you can't write because
your hands are broken. Fucking sickos.

Elderly citizens are forced to choose over medicine and food. This is so
fucked up.

I want to heinously torture those who intentionally fuck up medical care
in the USA. I want to burn their skins with yellow fire.
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  McCain         


Author: Cliff
Date: Mar 23, 2008 21:38

[
Bill Maher commented that 51%% of Americans think John McCain should answer
the red phone ringing at 3 am... as he would be up anyhow, trying to pee....
]
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