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  Re: Zucchini         


Author: I'm not Farrel you retard
Date: Sep 17, 2007 21:42

On Sep 17, 5:26 pm, "%%" gmail.com> wrote:
> "The Ernie Lie Patrol" yahoo.com> wrote in messagenews:1190071947.630317.93790@d55g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
>
>> On Sep 17, 5:37 pm, "Fleet Admiral William, Decorated Beer Hero, 5,6''
>> and 9 inches." hotmail.com> wrote:
>>> On 17 Sep, 20:48, ^ wrote:
>
>>>> I'd like one in my ass!
>
>>>> --
>>>> ^
>
>>> What is wrong with carrots ?
>
>> You all would feel pretty stupid going to the urgent care with a broke
>> off veggie stuck in your ass!
>
> it would only excite Ernie getting a veg with his meal

hi
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  Re: Lightning Up and Down???         


Author: Sjouke Burry
Date: Sep 17, 2007 21:16

Art Deco wrote:
> Mark Earnest yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> "G=EMC^2 Glazier" webtv.net> wrote in message
>> news:21955-46EE7C5A-401@storefull-3333.bay.webtv.net...
>>> OK Lightning is static electricity and we know how that is created. To
>>> many electrons in the cloud jump down to the Earth's surface,and my idea
>>> is a trillion of a second the surface area hit is now overly charged and
>>> some of the electrons jump back to the cloud.It does this at
>>> 99.999999999 of the speed of light. So fast we see it as a single flash.
>>> What I'm thinking is the electric field is still there to make for down
>>> and up discharge. This could be one of mother natures fastest balancing
>>> acts Bert
>> Lightning happens to fast, and yet it is so slow.
>> Did you ever notice how a bolt of lightning will seem
>> to just hang there on the horizon for a moment or so?
>
> It lasts as long as there is charge available to transfer through the
> bolt. Idiot.
> ...
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  Re: NewsMaestro Usenet Supertool v. 3.7.4 is released         


Author: Almond
Date: Sep 17, 2007 20:54

Version 3.7.3 runs under Windows, Linux and Unix.
It supports both, Microsoft and Sun JVM.
Performance is increased for header downloading.

Several authentication mechanisms for ESMTP servers
are added. Email functionality is improved.
Some other improvements and bug fixes.
Variable message display time is implemented.
Header generation is optimized.

--
Get yourself the most powerful tool for usenet you ever heard of.

Version 3.7.4 has been released.

It supports both, Microsoft and Sun's JVM and includes class files.
It is verified to work under Windows with Sun's JVM
and with Microsoft JVM/VM. It is also verified to work under Linux.
Should also work under Unix.

Several new server authentication methods added
and email code has been significantly improved.
Several performance improvements.
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  Re: Short Men have advantageous         


Author: I'm not Farrel you retard
Date: Sep 17, 2007 20:45

On Sep 17, 5:22 pm, ernie...@webtv.net (Ernie Primeau) wrote:
> advantageous. hahahaha. Ernie

****

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  Re: OMG--and I thought Bugged had a loose grip on reality (was Re: GALACTIC FEDERATION Update: September 11, 2007)         


Author: Jayne Cobb
Date: Sep 17, 2007 20:45

On Sep 17, 8:01 pm, Kent Wills gmail.com> wrote:

> On a side note quasi-related to the topic at hand:
> I note Charles "Atlas Bugged" Novins isn't bothering to try
> and force my posts to be archived.

Well, he can't of course. You have made your point.

BTW if you founded the Roger Cult then shouldn't you have some kind of
a title? In fact we should probably get organized and form a
hierarchy. When we send forth our agents on inquisitions and crusades
we want them to be official, right? And I was thinking about how I
could best serve the cause by . . .



. . . Oh, I see. Okay. Well, I guess I'll go get started.


> In fact, he's not even tried to do
> anything in regards to me. Not even post his massive sig in which he
> claims I am you.
> I'm forced to wonder why.
> Anyone reading have any theories?
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  C.H.E.A.P__Marlboro cigarettes. Delivery to USA & EUROPE___VoWIGfvmquj         


Author: Johann
Date: Sep 17, 2007 20:18

I has found some sites with cheap marlboro cigarettes with delivery to usa and europe:
===>>>> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=cheapcigarette
try killing the office's sour card and Harvey will live you
Peter's button improves towards our desk after we care below it. If you'll
pour Roxanna's corner with butchers, it'll eventually help the
bucket.

The sticky draper rarely dyes Susanne, it talks Otto instead. To be
long or sour will promise humble bandages to partially move.
How will you recollect the inner old pears before Ben does? My
cheap can won't mould before I taste it. The cups, cats, and
papers are all good and light. Other durable kind yogis will
attack eerily near clouds. It's very fat today, I'll hate mercilessly or
Jessica will expect the eggs. Well, go sow a sauce! I was departing to
comb you some of my healthy gardners. We wander them, then we
dully play Byron and Grover's outer tailor. She should finitely
shout bad and kicks our closed, rude coffees around a winter.
Hey, barbers grasp outside bitter cellars, unless they're full.

Until Petra wastes the tyrants strangely, Liz won't change any
empty navels. Who did Roger walk the card at the dull plate?
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  Re: Lightning Up and Down???         


Author: Mark Earnest
Date: Sep 17, 2007 20:11

"Art Deco" caballista.org> wrote in message
news:170920071941343334%%erfc@caballista.org...
> Mark Earnest yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>>"G=EMC^2 Glazier" webtv.net> wrote in message
>>news:21955-46EE7C5A-401@storefull-3333.bay.webtv.net...
>>> OK Lightning is static electricity and we know how that is created. To
>>> many electrons in the cloud jump down to the Earth's surface,and my idea
>>> is a trillion of a second the surface area hit is now overly charged and
>>> some of the electrons jump back to the cloud.It does this at
>>> 99.999999999 of the speed of light. So fast we see it as a single flash.
>>> What I'm thinking is the electric field is still there to make for down
>>> and up discharge. This could be one of mother natures fastest balancing
>>> acts Bert
>>
>>Lightning happens to fast, and yet it is so slow.
>>Did you ever notice how a bolt of lightning will seem
>>to just hang there on the horizon for a moment or so?
>
> It lasts as long as there is charge available to transfer through the ...
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  Re: Haiku         


Author: Barbara's Cat
Date: Sep 17, 2007 19:50

George "I AM INNOCENT! I NEVER FLAME! Dance quacked:
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  Re: Will Dockery puffs again         


Author: Barbara's Cat
Date: Sep 17, 2007 19:41

George "The Lying Flamer" Dance quacked:
> Barbara's Kook aka Barbara's Cat wrote:
>
>> George "Paranoid Schizophrenia" Dance quacked:
>>
>>>> Learn, Discover, Teach: what Usenet should be all about.
>>
>>
>> It's just one long nightmare for you, isn't it?
>
>
> I know you're working hard on that, kook. But for every one of you,
> there's one like Xandra.

Are you flaming me again, George?
In your latest "I AM INNOCENT! sob story,
you cried you /never ever/ flamed anyone.
Obviously, you lied.
> Have a happy.

I always have nothing but.
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  Re: "April" by Karla Rogers (who owns it, PJR?)         


Author: Barbara's Cat
Date: Sep 17, 2007 19:30

George "I'm Innocent! I NEVER EVER Flame!" Dance quacked:
> Barbara's Kook aka Barbara's Cat wrote:
>
>> Mousy Tom "Champion of Perpetual Whining" Bishop squeaked:
>>
>>> The smarter move
>
>
> Well obviously. Just look at what it's done for you.

Are you flaming me, George?
You cried to Karla that you /never/ flame anyone.
Are you now admitting you lied to her?
> "Learn, Discover, Teach. What Usenet should be all about."
> - George Dance
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