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  for renault: tantalizing news - ol - (1/1)         


Author: sigvard
Date: Jan 29, 2007 23:43

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  Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, November 2006 pedophile frank mccoy the senile kiddiefucker         


Author: bobandcarole,
Date: Jan 29, 2007 23:36

On Jan 5, 10:52 pm, Frank McCoy millcomm.com> wrote:
> In alt.support.girl-lovers 4s00th <4s0...@thetruth.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
>>On 4 Jan 2007 19:20:51 -0800, "bobandcarole"
>>hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>>4s00th wrote:
>>>> On 4 Jan 2007 06:20:16 -0800, "bobandcarole kicking pedophile ass
>>>> daily" hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>>>>Frank McCoy wrote:
>>>>>> In alt.support.girl-lovers Max Grrl gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>>>>>>Thought you might find this interesting considering your stance on
>>>>>>>inbreeding being a positive:
> ...
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  Re: Ping Frank McCoy (please read body)         


Author: bob&carole
Date: Jan 29, 2007 23:14

On Jan 27, 12:00 am, Frank McCoy millcomm.com> wrote:
> In alt.sex.stories.d seeker story.com> wrote:
>
>>Hello I know a zillion folks ask you about a story name so
>>heres a request. Do you know the name of a story of a young
>>girl who takes a stort cut through her neighbors property and
>>is caught by the family's kids a girl a little older than the victim
>>and a couple of young boys.
>>They tie her up to a tree and spank the heck out of her.
>>Ring any bells.......
>>Any story name of a like story would be great, something
>>like "Meadows" by Georgie Porgie,,,,,,,Yeah ... Was that the one with the dog and goat?
> If so, I think I have a copy ... somewhere.
> Not one of my favorites because of the NC part; but I think I saved a
> copy anyway.  Can't remember the name or much more about it.
>
> BTW: Georgie Porgie was one of my UN-favorite authors, along with
> Chicken Hawk and a few others of like type.  Didn't save many of their
> stories.
> ...
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  Re: JSH Will the REAL James Harris PLEASE STAND UP.         


Author: Hampton Din
Date: Jan 29, 2007 22:52

"Dr. V I Plankenstein" wrote in message
news:bOWdnX9quO9RUiPYnZ2dnUVZ_oipnZ2d@comcast.com...
>
> "Jon Slaughter" Hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:F4Avh.14766$ji1.8069@newssvr12.news.prodigy.net...
>>
>> "Dr. V I Plankenstein" wrote in message
>> news:27ednZH9sehXUSPYnZ2dnUVZ_sWdnZ2d@comcast.com...
>>> 53
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> ...
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  Re: My Penis just turned greenish in aspic         


Author: buddhapest
Date: Jan 29, 2007 22:49

"SameAsB4" yanospamhoo.com> wrote in message
news:ljf1l.c3f.19.4@news.alt.net...
>
> "buddhapest" netzero.com> wrote in message
> news:drBvh.16137$pQ3.15364@newsread4.news.pas.earthlink.net...
>>
>> "Ron in NY" optonline.net> wrote in message
>> news:45be8dce.972651@news.optonline.net...
>>> jake nospam.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>Better cut it off before the rest of you turns purple.
>>>
>>> Better yet--Bite it off.
>>
>> you first
>
> Hello,

aloha
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  Re: attn: freddie - dominating postings - inro ar - (1/1)         


Author: Onideus Mad Hatter
Date: Jan 29, 2007 22:47

On 30 Jan 2007 06:20:00 GMT, constantino wrote:
>Imagine this

No need to imagine a retard, you're right here!
>Great prices and support await you as you travel into the beautiful world of premium nntp access.

Free cl00, dipshit, Netters aren't Webbies (ie NOT stupid), we don't
really need "support" so much as we MAKE FUN OF "support".
>They give you access to some of the best groups others may not carry.

Really, like what? Are you talkin like pedo binary froups? Cause
really, those are really the only ones that the others don't really
carry...well unless you're talking about DEAD rogue froups. Further,
Mr. Retard, if none of the other servers carried the
froups...um...well your stupid ass would be the only retard posting!
DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM!
>They offer some of the best premium newsgroup access anywhere.

ZOMG REEELY!?!
>Streaming audio and video
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  Re: My Penis just turned greenish         


Author: SameAsB4
Date: Jan 29, 2007 22:41

"buddhapest" netzero.com> wrote in message
news:drBvh.16137$pQ3.15364@newsread4.news.pas.earthlink.net...
>
> "Ron in NY" optonline.net> wrote in message
> news:45be8dce.972651@news.optonline.net...
>> jake nospam.com> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>Better cut it off before the rest of you turns purple.
>>
>> Better yet--Bite it off.
>
> you first

Hello, How are you? What's going on in your area?
>
>
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  Barbara Schwarz Posting Embargo         


Author:
Date: Jan 29, 2007 22:12

The Usenet Administration Cabal (TINC) would like to apologize
for not informing the community earlier about the restrictions
on Barbara Schwarz's posting ability. Due to continuing threats,
lies, misrepresentation and abuse of the net the number of posts
Ms. Schwarz is allowed has been restricted. Ms. Schwarz's posting
ability is also being restricted to two daily time windows. (We
will not make the time windows public.) Currently the length of
time these windows are open is being experimented with. Shorter
windows appear to be working out for the best.

While this will decrease the entertainment provided by Ms.
Schwarz we feel this measure is needed to reduce abuse of the
net. This measure is also intended to send a message to Ms.
Schwarz concerning her repeated posting of spam and harassment of
those that ask her to stop.

Should Ms. Schwarz wish to contest this action her only recourse
is demonstrate that she has reformed via the few posts that we
are allowing through. Of course she is welcome to sue the cabal
(TINC) but she should be forewarned that if such a suit is filed,
she may not be happy with the results of discovery.
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  Hahahaha! Vista Updates already - dated day one of official release         


Author: Kadaitcha Man
Date: Jan 29, 2007 22:11

Half a dozen Vista updates just appeared. One of them to fix a bug where
Vista phones home to Microsososososososoft even though you've told the
fucking thing not to.

--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

"remember that th [sic] head toecutter has quarter million confirmed
kadaitcha man kills ok" - the land surfer

Fuckwitted alt.atheism atheist to Kadaitcha Man:
"Imagine if I were to suggest "I have a prehensile tail". You
would, naturally, ask for evidence."

Kadaitcha Man in reply to fuckwitted alt.atheism atheist:
"Not at all. I would unquestionably accept your admission to being
a monkey."

Thou unhappy strumpet. Thou heedless jolthead.
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  Re: Barbara Schwarz Posting Embargo         


Author: SameAsB4
Date: Jan 29, 2007 22:05

Hi, Why don't you enforce a Posting Embargo on everyone who does not agree
with AUK kooks? May be I would be the next one who you would want to limit.
Honestly, there is no one lies and defames more than AUK's Peter J Ross. Why
don't you embargo on his ability to post or mine?

"Usenet Administration Cabal (TINC)"
wrote in message news:kf%%00023.345.704@internet.overlords...
> The Usenet Administration Cabal (TINC) would like to apologize...
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