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  Re: Scottish inventions         


Author: Darling Regan
Date: Apr 15, 2007 23:59

In soc.men, MCP blueyonder.co.uk> flippantly asserted...
>
> "cyclops" nopspam.org> wrote in message
> news:6k5623ln8j2etcdg285mepntthp30pamno@4ax.com...
>> On Mon, 16 Apr 2007 06:08:22 GMT, "MCP" blueyonder.co.uk>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>"cyclops" nopspam.org> wrote in message
>>>news:4g3623lbmj73v38hag9cbtl9k5sp4tcduq@4ax.com...
>>>> On Mon, 16 Apr 2007 05:41:49 GMT, "MCP" blueyonder.co.uk>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>"cyclops" nopspam.org> wrote in message
>>>>>news:r2r5231e6gjutu92l91jol3un2kt5d6jk3@4ax.com...
>>>>>> On Sun, 15 Apr 2007 22:12:30 GMT, "Homer J Simpson"
>>>>>> nowhere.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> ...
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  Re: Even Jayne Admits SMM IS A Bust         


Author: Kadaitcha Man
Date: Apr 15, 2007 23:58

Porsche Monkey For Life iridebutyoudrive.com> Thou
bawd. Thou lumpish, befuddled canker. Ye popped out:
> On the long hot summer day of Mon, 16 Apr 2007 08:20:39 +0545,
> Kadaitcha Man dribbled:
>> The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity
>> hell.everyposehasits.corn> Thou grizzled...
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  How many sestinas does it take to change poetry?         


Author: Sugir Jinn
Date: Apr 15, 2007 23:53

"OB" yahoo.com> wrote in message news:1176692686.599920.99330@b75g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
>
> None. Why change it? A Real Light Bulb doesn't have to "work".

None. Why change it? Real Poetry doesn't have to "work".

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  Re: Loonel has a gerbil up his as$ right now         


Author: Henry Schmidt
Date: Apr 15, 2007 23:50

Lionel wrote:
> On Mon, 16 Apr 2007 06:30:11 GMT, Henry Schmidt
> wrote:
>
>> The Alt.Usenet.Kooks Cabal wrote:
>>> Henry Schmidt wrote:
>>>
>>>> The Alt.Usenet.Kooks Cabal wrote:
>>>>> Henry Schmidt wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>> Loonel tries to c0cksuck me everyday. I tell him to close his eyes and
>>>>>> insert my dog's c0ck down his throat.
>>>>>>
>>>>> "You are one pathetic loser."-Jim Carrey
>>>>>
>>>> "You are a piece of $hit" -- Your mother.
>>> "Jesus H. Christ, what the hell is that?" -- your mom's Ob-Gyn when
>>> you were born
>> "That's afterbirth right" -- your c*nt mom when the doctor showed her you ...
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  Re: How do you folks feel about what the Israelis did to the USS Liberty?         


Author: Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
Date: Apr 15, 2007 23:50

Hail Eris! On Sun, 15 Apr 2007 20:20:22 -0400, Eris Kallisti Discordia
was laughing at the antics of The Secretary of HomIntern, when they
suddenly burst out in tears:
> miguel wrote:
>> On Sun, 15 Apr 2007 12:38:31 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
>>> Sean Monaghan club127.net> Thou ring-carrier. Thou recidivist.
>>> Ye gabbed:
>>>
>>>> --
>>>> COOSN-266-06-58907; Hammer of Thor - August 2005
>>> That reminds me. How did I end up with 666 in my COOSN?
>>
>> It's an acknowledgement of your hubris.
>
> Gayton McFagg0t is scared to acknowledge his trisexuality.

You do realise that making up phony quotes for your "enemies", and then
parading them around as true statements, is an act of arrant, abject,
pathetic cowardice, right?
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  Re: "Shadowville Speedway Blues" by Dockery-Fowler         


Author: Sugir Jinn
Date: Apr 15, 2007 23:44

"Will Dockery" knology.net> wrote in message news:9772e$462276fb$18d62320$925@KNOLOGY.NET...
>
> "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote:
>> "Will Dockery" wrote:
>>> "Rob" wrote:
>>>>Will Dockery writes:
>>
>>>>>Many would agree that his "performance" recorded below was not of
>> poetry but
>>>>>only a string of garbled and whistle-lisped phrases, unmetered and
>>> unrhymed:
>>>>
>>>> But you couldn't find many, could you?
>>>
>>> No, there are hundreds of posts in the archives with the opinion that
> what
>>> you write "is not poetry".
>>
>> Then post them
> ...
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  Re: Loonel has a gerbil up his as$ right now         


Author: Henry Schmidt
Date: Apr 15, 2007 23:44

Lionel wrote:
> On Mon, 16 Apr 2007 01:34:15 -0500, DaRkAnGeL FOAD.net> wrote:
>
>> On 2007-04-16 01:27:39 -0500, The Alt.Usenet.Kooks Cabal said:
>>
>>> Henry Schmidt wrote:
>>>
>>>> The Alt.Usenet.Kooks Cabal wrote:
>>>>> Henry Schmidt wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>> Loonel tries to c0cksuck me everyday. I tell him to close his eyes and
>>>>>> insert my dog's c0ck down his throat.
>>>>>>
>>>>> "You are one pathetic loser."-Jim Carrey
>>>>>
>>>> "You are a piece of $hit" -- Your mother.
>>> "Jesus H. Christ, what the hell is that?" -- your mom's Ob-Gyn when
>>> you were born
>> ROTFLMAO! ...
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  Re: Loonel wants moremonkeychowder         


Author: Henry Schmidt
Date: Apr 15, 2007 23:42

The Alt.Usenet.Kooks Cabal wrote:
> Henry Schmidt wrote:
>
>> The Alt.Usenet.Kooks Cabal wrote:
>>> DaRkAnGeL FOAD.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 2007-04-16 01:16:10 -0500, The Alt.Usenet.Kooks Cabal said:
>>>>
>>>>> Henry Schmidt wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Yer herpes outbreak sores are quite numerous and disgusting. take yer
>>>>>> Valtrexloonel
>>>>> What a vile, contemptible little twit you are!
>>>> I believe a better word might be twat?
>>> Twerp would also work.
>> C*nt describes you perfectly.
> You'd make a fine twink, Porchy, for some big burly bear, y'know?
>
You make an excellent c0cksucker cabalkook
> ...
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  Re: Loonel has a gerbil up his as$ right now         


Author: Henry Schmidt
Date: Apr 15, 2007 23:42

Lionel wrote:
> On Mon, 16 Apr 2007 01:33:14 -0500, DaRkAnGeL FOAD.net> wrote:
>
>> On 2007-04-16 01:24:55 -0500, The Alt.Usenet.Kooks Cabal said:
>>
>>> DaRkAnGeL FOAD.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 2007-04-16 01:12:50 -0500, The Alt.Usenet.Kooks Cabal said:
>>>>
>>>>> Henry Schmidt wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>> Loonel tries to c0cksuck me everyday. I tell him to close his eyes and
>>>>>> insert my dog's c0ck down his throat.
>>>>>>
>>>>> "You are one pathetic loser."-Jim Carrey
>>>> Jim Carrey is such a treat! What movie is that from? :^)
>>> Dumb and Dumber, which is an apt description for Porchy's posting
>>> history.
>> I haven't seen that one! Now, I must rent it! : ^) ...
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  Re: DarkC*nt wants more manchowder         


Author: Henry Schmidt
Date: Apr 15, 2007 23:41

The Alt.Usenet.Kooks Cabal wrote:
> Henry Schmidt wrote:
>
>> The Alt.Usenet.Kooks Cabal wrote:
>>> DaRkAnGeL FOAD.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 2007-04-16 00:13:38 -0500, Henry Schmidt said:
>>>>
>>>>> DaRkAnGeL wrote:
>>>>>> On 2007-04-15 23:19:46 -0500, Raging Polyp said:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Lionel wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Mon, 16 Apr 2007 00:05:11 -0400, Raging Polyp
>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Lionel wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 15 Apr 2007 23:41:02 -0400, Raging Polyp
>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Henry Schmidt wrote: ...
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