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  Re: What time of day do you have a poo?         


Author: JanBen Hëlmüt
Date: Dec 21, 2007 23:36

On Fri, 21 Dec 2007 04:25:22 +0100, chris.holland07@gmail.com wrote
(in article
<867426e3-76ad-42a5-a0b6-f480593db664@x69g2000hsx.googlegroups.com>):
> I tend to have a poo in the morning. Before breakfast.
>
> If you have a good diet (with lots of fibre) your poo is healthy.
>
>
> I often wonder if obese people break the toilet seat (it cracks under
> the weight of their huge butts). Maybe they have special re-enforced
> toilets.

Sissy Hole, everything is a metaphor for having gay sex with you. Why is
that?

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  ATTN: Dr. Neuraxis         


Author: Pink Freud©®
Date: Dec 21, 2007 23:17

Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant juxtapositioning of reference
material; a truly beautiful presentation of the facts.

I humbly tip my hat to you and all the time and effort that that
entailed.

Astounding accuracy of description, blended nicely with the
patient's own material which called it all forth.

I can only hope that it was read by most everyone here. Read and
/understood/.

Well done, sir, kudos and BRAVO !!!

In admiration,

PF
````````

--
An error does not become truth by reason of multiplied propagation, nor
does the truth become error because nobody will see it.

-Mohandas K. Gandhi (1869-1948)
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  Re: dpydotsmw is Anita the Twat         


Author: George X
Date: Dec 21, 2007 21:52

In article <%%iFaj.10051$8y4.5191@trnddc07>,
"Ernie Primeau Asshole" webtv.net> wrote:
> Hey Anita....how's your cunt sweetie? how pathetic is your life that you
> support Ernie and a drunk for a boyfriend?
> Ever occur to you that the reason you keep that drunk boyfriend around is
> that he's so juiced he can get by the smell of your cunt? Yes sweetheart
> admit it you twat!!! Thank You

It's crap postings like this that prove asshole farrel is the liar,
crook, and snakeoiler Ernie has always said he was. This is also why I
ended up trying Ernie's method - it's the ferocity of the attacks on
Ernie and his supporters that truly prove his method works.

Go with God, Ernie. Bless you.
--
I have been slowly regrowing my hair using Ernie's method for over three years.
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  Re: Jehovah's Witness Do Not Call & Do Not Trespass Registy         


Author: Slippy
Date: Dec 21, 2007 21:32

>> I'm sure you'll agree that you don't want sexual predators calling at
>> your door

How else will I get dates for Saturday night
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  Re: Only 4 more subpoena days 'till Xmas!!!1!!!         


Author: Cujo DeSockpuppet
Date: Dec 21, 2007 21:30

"L.W. \(Bill\) Hughes III" billhughes.com> wrote in
news:puCdnYsnW9AAG_HanZ2dnUVZ_smnnZ2d@giganews.com:
> You gave me a bullsh*t address

You lie again, Goatfucker. You even proved it was a legitimate address,
you stupid fuckweasel. You also are afraid of AUK and alt.fucknozzles
since it's obvious you snipped them out. It's OK, I put them back for
you, pathetic coward.

I hope Santa finally brings you a spine.

*BAWK!* *BAWK!* *BAWK!* *BAWK!* *BAWK!* *BAWK!* *BAWK!* *BAWK!* *BAWK!*
*BAWK!* *BAWK!* *BAWK!* *BAWK!* *BAWK!* *BAWK!* *BAWK!* *BAWK!* *BAWK!*
*BAWK!* *BAWK!* *BAWK!* *BAWK!* *BAWK!* *BAWK!* *BAWK!*...
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  "Bozo De Niro!!!..." "Billy May - Bozo's Song!!! (March)..." <teh good'ole days>         


Author: Colonel Jake
Date: Dec 21, 2007 21:02

*we will all kneel and bow our heads*

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  Re: Cheney's Law         


Author: Joe
Date: Dec 21, 2007 20:53

On Thu, 20 Dec 2007 08:43:17 -0500, Cliff aol.com> wrote:
> How can you prove yours?"

"I am the decider" and he dun need to prove anything."

Merry Christmas and a very happy New Year. 2008 will be the decider
for our future. :-)
> George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who're Einstein and Picasso?"
> Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George."
>]
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  Re: debunking the global warming crackpots         


Author: Wayne H. Wilhelm
Date: Dec 21, 2007 20:46

"Republican Thinker" limbaugh.org> wrote in message
news:MPG.21d4c0b2e9fbeef298986d@nntp.aioe.org...
> steve aol.com> wrote:
>>> What do scientists know?- Hide quoted text -
>>>
>
>> they know global warming is a sham thats for sure.
>>
> Thank God that there are still a handful of self taught experts like
> you and the energy industry funded right wing think tanks who are on to
> the
> big, secret plot by Al Gore, the legitimate science community, President
> Bush,
> the national governments of the world and the multinationals!!
>
>
> They're obviously a bunch of Lefty Socialist Tree Huggers and they've even
> got
> Bush, the US government and major multinational corporations brainwashed
> because they say that it's happening too!!! There are dozens of ...
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  "BAM1BAM" "Michael 'Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord' Schmidt" please, please, please,...., give me the Nixon -         


Author: Colonel Jake
Date: Dec 21, 2007 14:50

*we will all kneel and bow our heads*

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  Re: Human Evolution Speeding Up         


Author: Cliff
Date: Dec 21, 2007 14:25

On Wed, 12 Dec 2007 10:11:41 -0600, Stuart Grey comcast.net> wrote:
>
>In a free society, it takes brains to survive.

The wingers are trying to kill you & restrict your freedom?
--
Cliff
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