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Date: Dec 31, 2006 22:20
Drunk and alone, lardy stumps to the finish line with this retro fantasy
about the trial, the TRIAL, T H E T R I A L!!
P.S. She writes, "Ellie Cook" because the lardtard can't remember how to
spell her name correctly and can't figure out how to look it up. Yes,
she's THAT st00pid.
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Remember Pamela Kay "Fuck, I'm st00pid" Russell
when voting for K0TY begins
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PamelaKay@ webtv.net (Michael Jackson fan MORE THAN EVER) wrote in
news:19458-4598895B-376@ storefull-3157.bay.webtv.net:
> Freak YamaMULEface,
>
> Why did the judge do a LOT of things that he shouldn't have? Btw, when
> did the judge admonish the defense for leaks? You are lying. The judge
> KNEW that the persecutors leaked...
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Author: OlrikOlrik
Date: Dec 31, 2006 22:18
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
> Convicted neighbor Olrik wrote:
>> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldy wrote:
>>
>>
>> Is it also the LORD of KINGS, the KING of LORDS, or the lord of KINGS,
>> the king of LORDS?
>
> HIS title as written on HIS robe, on HIS thigh,
"jesus" had a tatoo?
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Author: Daryl HuntDaryl Hunt
Date: Dec 31, 2006 21:42
"Joel Edge" planttel.net> wrote in message
news:0001HW.C1BD254D000912F1F0488530@news.planttel.net...> On Sat, 30 Dec 2006 15:06:17 -0500, lenoord76@ hitmail.com wrote
> (in article news.motzarella.org>):
>>>>
>>> And now the maddness starts...
>>>
>>> "The man hung in Baghdad on the 30th December 2006 for crimes against
>>> humanity was not Saddam Hussein. The Former Iraqi President died in
>>> March
>>> 2003. He was badly injured in intelligence-led precision bombing by the
>>> Americans on Thursday 20th March 2003, and died later that day or very
>>> shortly afterwards.
>>>
>>> The individual who was held by the Americans for three years under the
>>> name
>>> of Saddam Hussein was a politically expedient lookalike. He was a cousin
>>> of ...
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Author: GOD aka JaguarGOD aka Jaguar
Date: Dec 31, 2006 21:11
> I can't seem to get to "demon" level in this game. I keep *trying the
> blaspheme object on the Holy Spirit figure but I'm still stuck at the
> "convict" level.
>
>
>
> --
> Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
> EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
> ------------------------------------------------------------
> "God, shmod, I want my monkey man!"
> - Bart Simpson
Me either!!! GOD DAMNIT JESUS CHRIST CAN GO FUCK HIS MOMMA, THAT WHORE
MARY!!!
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Author: Friendly Neighborhood Vote WranglerFriendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Date: Dec 31, 2006 20:16
Here follows the one true ballot for the December 2006 Usenet Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on January 8th to cast your votes.
Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
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Author: Sweet SugirSweet Sugir
Date: Dec 31, 2006 20:13
> Ah, so,
Ah, so, moron.
If you could fuck off from poetry, better!
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AJ - http://ClitIns.Com e In.
(800 folders. -- kiddie-filtered -- FREE,
Usenet Porn.)
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Author: Phineas T PuddleduckPhineas T Puddleduck
Date: Dec 31, 2006 19:19
On 2007-01-01 01:26:46 +0000, Art Deco usa.net> said:
>> [hanson]
>> WOW!... which one? ... One of those who see themselves
>> as cyber gods in these NGs, like Dirt VD in his Dirt Motel,
>> Lazy Low Klassmoron, Jewhater Heil Wabnigger, The
>> Wanker, Eric...
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Author:
Date: Dec 31, 2006 19:10
>
>
> Go troll somewhere else wannabee. You pegged out idiot meter in this
> group.
>
> --I see you have also refused to tell us your unit and commander... Just
> like wannabees do when caught lying...
Really, when did I refuse that request ?
Must have missed it amongst all of your incitfull comments.
Do you need his number to ?
>
> In newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net>, on 12/31/2006
> at 02:34 AM, Tankfixer said:
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> >>In article , letoured@nospam...
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Author: Pinku-SenseiPinku-Sensei
Date: Dec 31, 2006 19:09
Art Deco usa.net> wrote in
news:311220061822175588%%erfc-1024@usa.net:
> Pinku-Sensei netcabal.com> wrote:> Assuming Chung sweeps everything he's been nominated for this month,
> what hasn't he won yet? HL&S, I suppose, or repeats for new kookery
> of the 72 Raisins or the VVFWS.
Bobdangit, Art, that was such a good question that it delayed me from
working on this month's ballot!
Here are the awards that Double-Doctor Chung either has /not/ won or has
not been nominated for on the December 2006 ballot.
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Author: drumrboydrumrboy
Date: Dec 31, 2006 18:58
marrone wrote:
> jeWINK.WINK wrote:
>>>>> Marrone[Moron]Math: Actually per Sirius he has 58%% of subs listening,
>>>>> which is 6m x 58%% =3.48m subs x 2 listeners = 6.96m listeners, and the
>>>>> #'s are growing. Not bad for less than 1 year on the air. Kinda blows
>>>>> your claim out of the water that Howard is washed up, then again you're
>>>>> posts are never
>> right. he currently has 6.96m listeners, after less than 1 year, and the
>> total is still growing. Eventually the audience will be back to what it
>> was and mostly even more.
>>
>> these subscriptions times 2 numbers are nonsense ... . we all know that
>> anyone listening to Stern is listening ALONE .. Who in their right mind
>> would sit with or be the spouse of someone who masturbates listening to the
>> radio, while a guest or intern shoves turnips up their ass ...
>
> Actually just because you're alone doesn't mean everyone else is,
> Grandma. I would guess anyone that is married to you would probably
> want to masturbate to the radio instead of doing your dried out ass. As
> for the turnips up their asses, well that seems to be something that ...
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