Re: "Valentine's Day" (OT post, but only partially)
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Group: alt.usage.english · Group Profile
Author: Reinhold (Rey) Aman
Date: Feb 16, 2007 11:33

Raoul Jesús Valentine wrote:

[...]
> Myself, I went out like a fool in the snow and sleet yesterday to try
> and find the movie that Rey said was being released the day before V.D.
> I couldn't find it anywhere in either FYE or Saturday Matinee in the
> mall over in Delaware (we don't really have a mall in Cecil County --
> no movie theaters, either). I even checked the "adult" section in FYE,
> but the "adult" section in Saturday Matinee has all the DVDs covered
> with Playboy (brand) DVD shields so nobody should look at them, and I'm
> not poking through three racks of them even for Rey. I did ask the
> manager and he had never heard of the movie and checked his release
> list (and showed it to me) and there was nothing even remotely like it
> being released yesterday.

That manager is a schmuck and his release list does suck.

*FUCK* is now available as a DVD via Amazon.com (circa $18) and also
via Netflix (see Documentaries, "F**K").

http://www.sonic.net/maledicta/Fuck-film.html

Which reminds me: Say, AOK Olympiada, wanna pray & fuck? Or fuck &
pray? Or pray & lay? Or lay & pray? Or pray & suck? Or suck &
pray? Or pray, fuck & suck? Or pray, suck & fuck? Or pray, suck,
pray, lay, pray & fuck? Or pray, fuck & spam? Or spam, spam, spam,
pray & lay? Or spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, pray, lay, suck, fuck,
pray & spam? I'm easy.

And would you *kindly* stop masturbating with your Tikhon-consecrated
candle while fantasizing about me. I *know* it's not easy and I'm
asking a lot, but I really *hate* it being used as a sex object. I'm
not just a *body*, you know; I have a *mind*, too, not to mention a
soul. And I want to be respected in the morning, especially before
our post-coital prayers to St. Syphilis of Yaroslavl.

As a reminder, Olympiada: Don't forget my standard conditions,
immaculaticity-wise; I'll have hope in my soul, and you'll have the
vice versa, if you know what I mean.

Yours in Christ or something,

~~~ ArchiAmanDrite +Rey ~~~
He of the diseased and corrupted body
(yeah, yeah -- not to mention his mind)
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