That manager is a schmuck and his release list does suck.
*FUCK* is now available as a DVD via Amazon.com
(circa $18) and also
via Netflix (see Documentaries, "F**K").
Which reminds me: Say, AOK Olympiada, wanna pray & fuck? Or fuck &
pray? Or pray & lay? Or lay & pray? Or pray & suck? Or suck &
pray? Or pray, fuck & suck? Or pray, suck & fuck? Or pray, suck,
pray, lay, pray & fuck? Or pray, fuck & spam? Or spam, spam, spam,
pray & lay? Or spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, pray, lay, suck, fuck,
pray & spam? I'm easy.
And would you *kindly* stop masturbating with your Tikhon-consecrated
candle while fantasizing about me. I *know* it's not easy and I'm
asking a lot, but I really *hate* it being used as a sex object. I'm
not just a *body*, you know; I have a *mind*, too, not to mention a
soul. And I want to be respected in the morning, especially before
our post-coital prayers to St. Syphilis of Yaroslavl.
As a reminder, Olympiada: Don't forget my standard conditions,
immaculaticity-wise; I'll have hope in my soul, and you'll have the
vice versa, if you know what I mean.
Yours in Christ or something,
~~~ ArchiAmanDrite +Rey ~~~
He of the diseased and corrupted body
(yeah, yeah -- not to mention his mind)