> Oh "trippy," unnumbered are the toils I bear because of thee.
>

>>In article <7ij2t2tgh8414qds8547eqrk65vunbgdfi@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
>>hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>>

>>> I just received my five-year certificate of employment from my
>>> company. Congratulate me! "For five years of dedicated service" (I
>>> actually LOLed at that part--if they only knew what little service I
>>> have actually provided, and how *not* dedicated I am to them, LOL!).
>>>
>>> And here's the best part: I get to pick a free prize! So, your task,
>>> as my friends, is to help me pick out a decent prize for myself. The
>>> pizes on the list provided are pretty decent, and there's quite a
>>> large selection, so I will help you by narrowing it down to things I
>>> could actually use. I don't wear jewelry, as I am not Italian or gay,
>>> so that eliminates all the gaudy rings and stuff. There are a lot of
>>> clocks, which I couldn't possibly need (I wear a watch, and just about
>>> every appliance has a clock on it). I do, however, go camping at
>>> least wonce a year, and there are some good camping supplies, so keep
>>> that in mind when you make your selection for me. I'll list the
>>> possible wons:
>>>
>>> Buck knife. Hmm, from the picture, it only has won (1) blade, so this
>>> is kind of "iffy."
>>>
>>> Bushnell binocular. I could use some binoculars (actually, I could
>>> have used them when I lived in my old apartment and there was this
>>> really hot black chick in the building next to me).
>>>
>>> Coleman airbed. Comes with a battery powered "quick pump." I have
>>> won (1) already, but this won (1) has a coil system that conforms to
>>> your body's shape.
>>>
>>> jWin Under Cabinet CD player. Looks spiffy. I do not have a CD
>>> player in my home (I mostly play CDs in my car, but that could
>>> change!), so that could be useful.
>>>
>>> Coach Soho Signature Wristlet. Hmm. Looks like a purse. What is
>>> this?
>>>
>>> Leather zippered Padfolio. I would like this just because it's called
>>> a "padfolio."
>>>
>>> Faribault portable chair. This is won (1) of those folding seats that
>>> you can take to ball games and use to sit on the bleachers. Comes
>>> with a blanket!
>>>
>>> Samsonite laptop pillow case. Has memory foam that cushions and
>>> protects. I do not have a laptop, but this could come in handy for
>>> sleeping at work (LOL).
>>>
>>> Coleman wheeled cooler. I already have a wheeled cooler, but you can
>>> never have enough coolers.
>>>
>>> jWin Super Slim DVD player. I already have a DVD player (and you know
>>> this is a cheapo that will stop working after six months, so keep that
>>> in mind).
>>>
>>> Okay, so that's my selections. If you would like to hear more
>>> suggestions from my list, I'll be here all night, so feel free to ask.
>>> Now, start picking out my prize. I love you all!
>>>
>>> (PS: five years is the "wood" anniversary, LOL.)
>>>

>>
>>If you don't want people to fuck with you anymore, ask for a rifle and
>>some hollowpoints.

>
> Umm, that's not on the "list."
>