>In article <7ij2t2tgh8414qds8547eqrk65vunbgdfi@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
>hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>

>> I just received my five-year certificate of employment from my
>> company. Congratulate me! "For five years of dedicated service" (I
>> actually LOLed at that part--if they only knew what little service I
>> have actually provided, and how *not* dedicated I am to them, LOL!).
>>
>> And here's the best part: I get to pick a free prize! So, your task,
>> as my friends, is to help me pick out a decent prize for myself. The
>> pizes on the list provided are pretty decent, and there's quite a
>> large selection, so I will help you by narrowing it down to things I
>> could actually use. I don't wear jewelry, as I am not Italian or gay,
>> so that eliminates all the gaudy rings and stuff. There are a lot of
>> clocks, which I couldn't possibly need (I wear a watch, and just about
>> every appliance has a clock on it). I do, however, go camping at
>> least wonce a year, and there are some good camping supplies, so keep
>> that in mind when you make your selection for me. I'll list the
>> possible wons:
>>
>> Buck knife. Hmm, from the picture, it only has won (1) blade, so this
>> is kind of "iffy."
>>
>> Bushnell binocular. I could use some binoculars (actually, I could
>> have used them when I lived in my old apartment and there was this
>> really hot black chick in the building next to me).
>>
>> Coleman airbed. Comes with a battery powered "quick pump." I have
>> won (1) already, but this won (1) has a coil system that conforms to
>> your body's shape.
>>
>> jWin Under Cabinet CD player. Looks spiffy. I do not have a CD
>> player in my home (I mostly play CDs in my car, but that could
>> change!), so that could be useful.
>>
>> Coach Soho Signature Wristlet. Hmm. Looks like a purse. What is
>> this?
>>
>> Leather zippered Padfolio. I would like this just because it's called
>> a "padfolio."
>>
>> Faribault portable chair. This is won (1) of those folding seats that
>> you can take to ball games and use to sit on the bleachers. Comes
>> with a blanket!
>>
>> Samsonite laptop pillow case. Has memory foam that cushions and
>> protects. I do not have a laptop, but this could come in handy for
>> sleeping at work (LOL).
>>
>> Coleman wheeled cooler. I already have a wheeled cooler, but you can
>> never have enough coolers.
>>
>> jWin Super Slim DVD player. I already have a DVD player (and you know
>> this is a cheapo that will stop working after six months, so keep that
>> in mind).
>>
>> Okay, so that's my selections. If you would like to hear more
>> suggestions from my list, I'll be here all night, so feel free to ask.
>> Now, start picking out my prize. I love you all!
>>
>> (PS: five years is the "wood" anniversary, LOL.)
>>

>
>If you don't want people to fuck with you anymore, ask for a rifle and
>some hollowpoints.