> I just received my five-year certificate of employment from my
> company. Congratulate me! "For five years of dedicated service" (I
> actually LOLed at that part--if they only knew what little service...

>In article <7ij2t2tgh8414qds8547eqrk65vunbgdfi@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
>hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>

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