> I just received my five-year certificate of employment from my
> company. Congratulate me! "For five years of dedicated service" (I
> actually LOLed at that part--if they only knew what little service I
> have actually provided, and how *not* dedicated I am to them, LOL!).
>
> And here's the best part: I get to pick a free prize! So, your task,
> as my friends, is to help me pick out a decent prize for myself. The
> pizes on the list provided are pretty decent, and there's quite a
> large selection, so I will help you by narrowing it down to things I
> could actually use. I don't wear jewelry, as I am not Italian or gay,
> so that eliminates all the gaudy rings and stuff. There are a lot of
> clocks, which I couldn't possibly need (I wear a watch, and just about
> every appliance has a clock on it). I do, however, go camping at
> least wonce a year, and there are some good camping supplies, so keep
> that in mind when you make your selection for me. I'll list the
> possible wons:
>
> Buck knife. Hmm, from the picture, it only has won (1) blade, so this
> is kind of "iffy."
>
> Bushnell binocular. I could use some binoculars (actually, I could
> have used them when I lived in my old apartment and there was this
> really hot black chick in the building next to me).
>
> Coleman airbed. Comes with a battery powered "quick pump." I have
> won (1) already, but this won (1) has a coil system that conforms to
> your body's shape.
>
> jWin Under Cabinet CD player. Looks spiffy. I do not have a CD
> player in my home (I mostly play CDs in my car, but that could
> change!), so that could be useful.
>
> Coach Soho Signature Wristlet. Hmm. Looks like a purse. What is
> this?
>
> Leather zippered Padfolio. I would like this just because it's called
> a "padfolio."
>
> Faribault portable chair. This is won (1) of those folding seats that
> you can take to ball games and use to sit on the bleachers. Comes
> with a blanket!
>
> Samsonite laptop pillow case. Has memory foam that cushions and
> protects. I do not have a laptop, but this could come in handy for
> sleeping at work (LOL).
>
> Coleman wheeled cooler. I already have a wheeled cooler, but you can
> never have enough coolers.
>
> jWin Super Slim DVD player. I already have a DVD player (and you know
> this is a cheapo that will stop working after six months, so keep that
> in mind).
>
> Okay, so that's my selections. If you would like to hear more
> suggestions from my list, I'll be here all night, so feel free to ask.
> Now, start picking out my prize. I love you all!
>
> (PS: five years is the "wood" anniversary, LOL.)
>