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Author: Jane
Date: Apr 13, 2008 21:45

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to
the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like
to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist*s eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I
can*t give you cyanide to kill your husband. That*s against the law!
I*ll lose my license! They*ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad
things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband
in bed boinking the pharmacist*s wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that*s
different. You didn*t tell me you had a prescription.
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Re: An Oldie but a Goodie....         


Author: housetrained
Date: Apr 14, 2008 09:54

"Jane" webtv.net> wrote in message
news:24251-480262F7-610@storefull-3251.bay.webtv.net...
> A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to
> the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like
> to buy some cyanide."
>
> The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
>
> The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
>
> The pharmacist*s eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I
> can*t give you cyanide to kill your husband. That*s against the law!
> I*ll lose my license! They*ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad
> things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
>
> The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband
> in bed boinking the pharmacist*s wife.
>
> The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that*s
> different. You didn*t tell me you had a prescription. ...
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Re: An Oldie but a Goodie....         


Author: Izheet Madroors
Date: Apr 14, 2008 15:46

"housetrained" Hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:O4EMj.42907$Ff4.37254@newsfe5-win.ntli.net...
> ...........Simon and half-uncle."
>
>
> --
> John the West Ham fan
> housetrained@hotmail.com
> <><

Two squares of the single-ply stuff.
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Re: An Oldie but a Goodie....         


Author: Big Al
Date: Apr 14, 2008 16:29

Izheet Madroors wrote:
> "housetrained" Hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:O4EMj.42907$Ff4.37254@newsfe5-win.ntli.net...
>> ...........Simon and half-uncle."
>>
>>
>> --
>> John the West Ham fan
>> housetrained@hotmail.com
>> <><
>
> Two squares of the single-ply stuff.
>
>

I disagree home-skillet; One square of #20 sandpaper!
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