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The NBC episode for this Saturday night (31-Mar-07) is a rerun:

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06n Rainn Wilson / Arcade Fire
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cold The Situation Room- Anna Nicole Smith coverage displaces hard news
mono castmembers & Karen (Rashida Jones) make backstage SNL like The Office
skit "Danny's Song" evokes icky memories in (host), (BIH), (WLF), (JAS)
FILM (host) asks his motley employees to propose cuts to the corporate budget
skit (host) & (KRW) interview Noony & Nuni for Architectural Digest profile
skit peeper (host) imposes his voyeuristic mind-set upon a police lineup
song musical guest performs "Intervention"
news Anna Nicole Smith judge Larry Seidlin (FRA) weepily reads his reviews
news Aunt Linda has nothing nice to say about the crop of Oscar nominees
news the dangers of deployment to Iraq finally dawn on Prince Harry (ANS)
skit Neil & Jean orient their new fellow uptight co-worker Oliver (host)
comm White Possum Scream- (KET) chains (host) in Black Snake Moan knockoff
skit New Age musicians (FRA), (MAR), (host), (KET), (KRW) bicker in the studio
song musical guest performs "Keep The Car Running"

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The following 60-minute versions of SNL episodes will air on E!; all times EDT:

Sa 31-Mar-07
10:00pm 03i Jennifer Aniston / The Black Eyed Peas
1:00am 03i Jennifer Aniston / The Black Eyed Peas

Su 01-Apr-07
6:00pm xxx Best of WIF, vol. 2
2:00am 04k Paris Hilton /Keane

Mo 02-Apr-07
[none]

Tu 03-Apr-07
1:00am 04i Topher Grace / The Killers

We 04-Apr-07
1:00am 03t Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen / J-Kwon

Th 05-Apr-07
midnite 03m Christina Aguilera / Maroon 5
1:00am 04t Lindsay Lohan / Coldplay

Fr 06-Apr-07
[none]

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03i Jennifer Aniston / The Black Eyed Peas
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cold: Donald Trump (DAH) intends to bring his brand of class to other NBC shows
mono: Joey (HOS) gets suicidal when Rachel (host) spurns him in Friends finale
skit: (host) & fellow red carpet paparazza (AMP) pester celebs for photo poses
skit: Britney Spears (host) & Jason Allen Alexander (JIF) rush into marriage
COMM Gaystrogen {rerun}
comm: losing Democratic candidates tell voters that Howard Dean is unelectable
song: musical guest performs "Where Is The Love?"
news: Steve Irwin (JER) may have just accidentally fed his baby to a crocodile
news: inspired by Pete Rose, O.J. Simpson (FIM) nearly confesses to murder
NEWS: from Baghdad, one-man mobile uplink unit ALF relays soldiers' messages
skit beleaguered Saddam Hussein (HOS) & Osama bin Laden (JIF) chat via phone
comm: Country Roses- feuding vocalists (host) & (MAR) featured on album
show Coco (MAR) & Matsui (FRA) Super Show- host interviews herself in Japan
song musical guest performs "Hey Mama"
skit: Appalachian Emergency Room- white trash patients present oddball injuries
skit phone sex operator's (host) G-rated terminology turns off callers

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03m Christina Aguilera / Maroon 5
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cold: Hardball- Gary Bauer (CHP) & Rosie O'Donnell (HOS) debate gay marriage
mono: after declining requests to "whore it up," host performs "Beautiful"
show: Sex & The City- finale has punny Carrie (AMP) & shemale Samantha (host)
show Do You Know Who My Father Is?- snotty scions ply privilege on game show
TOON: "Fun With Real Audio" by RBS- banal showbiz questions haunt Pat O'Brien
show: in 1880, liberated (host) challenges stuffy women to flout the status quo
song: musical guest performs "This Love"
news: ignorant white guy WLF is ill-suited to honor Black History Month
skit Venice Beach teens serve up lame moves during a low-stakes dance-off
skit: host rejects "skank" tag implicit in well-wishers' backhanded compliments
show: Besos Y Lagrimas- maid (host) inspires kisses & tears in telenovela
COMM: Huggies Thong diapers {rerun}
skit (CHP) fires childishly insubordinate employee (WLF) for absenteeism
song musical guest performs "Harder To Breathe"
comm apothecary Don's lack of discretion creates more customers for Walgreens

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03t Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen / J-Kwon
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cold: Hardball- John Kerry (SEM) chooses Al Sharpton (KET) as his running mate
mono: JIF & WLF help simulate the senior prom hosts are unable to attend
skit: (hosts) & fellow red carpet paparazza engineer marketable snapshots
COMM: Ashley & Mary-Kate fragrances purport to capture hosts' personalities
skit Joey Mack's shameless foolery gives listeners a poor opinion of hosts
show: The Swan- one-legged Amber loses makeover competition to Vicki (hosts)
comm: FOX newswoman (RAD) teases scare-inducing story slated for WNYW broadcast
song: musical guest performs "Tipsy"
news thinking of Brad Pitt causes JIF to slip into gayety during Troy review
news: Olympic stadium contractor (HOS) admits that Athens venue isn't ready
comm Pat (HOS) 'N Patti's (MAR) Backpack Shack- crackerjack sack flacks yak
show: Access Hollywood- Olsen triplet (FRA) was edited out of New York Minute
skit at a roller rink in 1979, Bloater brothers wilt when (hosts) get amorous
skit dad (CHP) uses camcorder to chronicle indoor Memorial Day family barbecue
FILM "The Adventures Of Harold" by T. Sean Shannon- bald 12 year-old at school
misc: castmembers' summer medley culminates in Grease-inspired JIF & TIF duet

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04i Topher Grace / The Killers
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cold: eloquent Clinton (DAH) encroaches George W. Bush (WLF) press conference
mono: host answers questions of Terrell & other audience members
skit: Trucker Talk- rig drivers bemoan breakup of Brad Pitt & Jennifer Aniston
skit: black paramedics (KET) & (FIM) won't respond to emergencies on MLK Day
show CBS Evening Fraudulent Document Update- Dan Rather (DAH) apologizes
skit (host) is uneasy about losing virginity to elderly brothel worker (RAD)
song: musical guest performs "Somebody Told Me"
NEWS by Alison Jackson- party footage shows Prince Harry in Nazi garb
news: Cliff (KET) & Claire (MAR) Huxtable offer themselves as good role models
skit: arty Noony (FRA) & Nuni (MAR) welcome (host) & (RAD) to their home
show Hardball- Howard Dean (ROR), Armstrong Williams (KET), Zell Miller (WLF)
skit: poor exchange rates subject dollar (AMP) to taunting by other currencies
song musical guest performs "Mr. Brightside"

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04k Paris Hilton /Keane
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cold: American Idol- awful contestants want to be the next William Hung
mono: KET brings Chihuahua Jose Cuervo to chat with host's dog Tinkerbell
COMM cheapkids.net offers shoddy kids items for parents who can't be bothered
skit in Switzerland, Donatella Versace (MAR) skis with host & Elton John (HOS)
skit (host) & Starkisha vie to buy purses that are out of their price ranges
COMM cheapkids.net says "When it comes to your children, why pay more?"
comm: Exclusive Connections- phone sex line caters to fantasy & sci-fi geeks
skit Donald Trump's (DAH) new wife Melania (host) meets his children
song: musical guest performs "Somewhere Only We Know"
news: Donovan McNabb's (FIM) mother (KET) makes Super Bowl predictions
news: (FRA)'s fellow munchkin (RAD) falls from the Weekend Update desk
news: hometown fans AMP & TIF do Point-Counterpoint about Super Bowl matchup
skit: flashback shows cheerleader (host) nearly went to prom with Merv The Perv
COMM cheapkids.net sells expired children's medications at rock-bottom prices
comm Rafael Alonzo (FRA) can't overemphasize your need to learn computers
skit: vintage Barbie (AMP) catches Ken (WLF) cheating with a new Barbie (host)
song musical guest performs "Everybody's Changing"
skit: Pittsburghian (SEM) gets nowhere while trying to pick up (host) at a bar
FILM: "Bear City" by T. Sean Shannon- an anthropomorphic ursine buys cigarettes

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04t Lindsay Lohan / Coldplay
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cold: Hardball- Michael Isikoff (CHP) & Condoleezza Rice (MAR) on media ethics
mono: host's future self (AMP) advises her to slow down & lay off the partying
COMM Woomba {rerun}
show: America's Next Top Model- one-legged Amber loses to insecure (host)
COMM: Chaotic- Britney Spears (RAD) & Kevin Federline (SEM) mug & make out
skit: costumed Star Wars fans deal with failure to get into Revenge Of The Sith
TOON: "Divertor" by RBS- superhero distracts media to nullify political flak
skit: Appalachian Emergency Room- hayseeds seek treatment for strange maladies
song: musical guest performs "Speed Of Sound"
news lesbian partners (RAD) & (MAR) exhibit typical marriage-induced foibles
news: Vicente Fox's (FRA) apology to Al Sharpton (KET) leads to racial jokes
show Prince (FRA) Show- Nick Lachey (WLF) & Jessica Simpson (host) pop in
skit (HOS)'s enraged moll (host) destroys furnishings of his gangster hangout
song musical guest performs "Fix You"
skit tipsy lech (CHP) fails to arouse interest of teenage babysitter (host)
FILM "Bear City" by T. Sean Shannon- an anthropomorphic ursine watches porn

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Frank Serpas III serpas@io.com
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