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Author: RNeillRNeill Date: Aug 2, 2007 03:01
Since we haven\'t posted new Rockford Files haiku in years, I\'m reviving
this 2003 thread. Here\'s a haiku about the Usenet TRF Newsgroup
Rockford fans discuss
their favorite show
Demented Trolls Post Nonsense
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Date: Aug 2, 2007 10:22
On Aug 2, 5:01�am, "RNeill" cs.commode> wrote:> Since we haven\'t posted new Rockford Files haiku in years, I\'m reviving
> this 2003 thread.
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Date: Aug 2, 2007 15:53
> On Aug 2, 5:01?am, "RNeill" cs.commode> wrote:
>>> Since we haven\'t posted new Rockford Files haiku in years, I\'m reviving
>> this 2003 thread. ?Here\'s a haiku about the Usenet TRF Newsgroup
>
>> ? ? ? ? ? ?Rockford fans discuss
>> ? ? ? ? ? ?their favorite show
>> ? ? ? ? ? ?Demented Trolls Post Nonsense
> Ah come now ... those are more like illusions than allusions. This is
> the TRF forum open to ALL points of view, but let's not pretend that
> there isn't as much to detest about this diversion as there is to
> enjoy. After all, it's just a friggin TV show.
> However, Baumgarner has always been as much a degenerate in real life
> as the company he keeps, so the only true dementia here imprisons the
> minds of those who would exculpate the truth in favor of their
> misguided fantasies.
Still flippin' from ashram to water tank and back I see, and still not
happier for it either. Tsk, tsk,....
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Date: Aug 2, 2007 15:59
On Aug 2, 6:01 am, "RNeill" cs.commode> wrote:> Since we haven\'t posted new Rockford Files haiku in years, I\'m reviving
> this 2003 thread. Here\'s a haiku about the Usenet TRF Newsgroup
> Rockford fans discuss
> their favorite show
> Demented Trolls Post Nonsense
Would have to agree
with fellow Rockford buddy
*Demented* fits well
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Date: Aug 16, 2007 12:53
Rockhard and Beaver
Opened with Cleaver
Come One Cum All
It's Free for All
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Author: AlbinoAlbino Date: Aug 16, 2007 16:16
A haiku is only three lines, genius.
Try this: (5-7-5)
Rockford and Angel
Prison cell mates not soul mates
buddies not homoes
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Date: Aug 17, 2007 12:05
On Aug 16, 4:16 pm, "Albino" yahoo.com> wrote:> A haiku is only three lines, genius.
OK, three lines it is
Angel and Rawhide
Opened Beth real wide
Get your cum or hide
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Author: Al BinoAl Bino Date: Aug 17, 2007 16:28
hotmail.com> > OK, three lines it is >
> Angel and Rawhide
> Opened Beth real wide
> Get your cum or hide
>
It is 5-7-5
So it would be:
Jimmy and Rawhide
Straddled Beth's hairy snatch and
took turns shooting cum
Or
Jimmy and Rawhide
Bent Angel over a rail
R*ped his hairy *ss
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Author: che_fongche_fong Date: Aug 24, 2007 19:47
On Aug 16, 4:16 pm, "Albino" yahoo.com> wrote:> A haiku is only three lines, genius.
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> Try this: (5-7-5)
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> Rockford and Angel
> Prison cell mates not soul mates
> buddies not homoes
Jack Lord is my name
Catching the boys on the beach
Is my favorite game
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Author: Al BinoAl Bino Date: Aug 24, 2007 21:16
"che_fong" <> Jack Lord is my name
> Catching the boys on the beach
> Is my favorite game
>
The last line had six whatever those things are called.
Try this: (5-7-5)
Jack Lord is my name
F*ucking Dano is my game
Wo Fat is hung huge
though in real life, Lord was apparently a pretty f*cked up and anti-social
guy who never saw any of the guys that he worked with once the show was
over. The guy who played Dano says they saw each other several years later
at some kind of reunion show and Jack Lord basically walked by and said
Hello and kept on going.
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