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Group: alt.tv.rockfordfiles · Group Profile
Author: Captain Pike
Date: Jul 21, 2008 18:51

Yeah Mozark, Obama's a real right wing conservative, isn't he? And it
wasn't too long ago that you bashed the Clintons too, right? Truth is,
anyone who is even slightly to the right of Mao Zedong just isn't liberal
enough for Mr. Mozark. And that's why you'll always be a complaining,
whiney little bitch because no matter who is in office, they won't pass your
far-left acid test. So you've set yourself up for a life of misery as long
as you live in the US. Why not just move to China or Cuba, seems you'd be
much more comfortable there. Oh, I forgot, you love Jack Kennedy don't you?
The only politician you approve of died before you were even born. Talk
about living in the past.
> But since we know you're an all-around nitwit and jackass, I'll spot
> you 100 electoral votes and bet you a grand that Obamba will enter the
> White House in January. (Or as your fellow Klansmen and missing links
> will no doubt call it: the Black House.)

OK, you're on! But let's have some neutral person hold the money because,
frankly, I don't trust you. I will Paypal my $1,000 and you do the same.
Winner takes all when the election is decided and yes, I will take the 100
electoral votes you offered. It's only fair for you to "give points" as
Obama is running as the favorite now. But McCain WILL PREVAIL!
> So when are you coming to New York so we can all laugh at you?

You New Yorkers have such an inflated sense of your importance in this
country. Like I said before, it isn't left wing New Yorkers who decide
elections, it's good religious, white Christians in Middle America (or the
Bible Belt, where I'm from) who decide elections. You are the fringe, we
are the meat and potatoes.

Just like your precious Yankees haven't been able to buy a World Series
title these last 8 years (heck, they've been lucky to even get into the
World Series) despite an astronomical payroll. It's been fun watching the
Red Sox thump their asses these last few years.

Anyhow, Mozark, get back to me on how we are going to handle the logistics
of our bet. Remember, you proposed it so I expect you to follow through.

Captain Pike
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