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> "fmomoon" comcast.net> wrote in message
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>> "zob" cox.net> wrote in message

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>>>>LOL! Let's add a few of our own.

>>>
>>> OK, I'll play!
>>>
>>> TOPCAT
>>> I crossed the road because Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity said that
>>> only big Liberals stay on their own side of the road.
>>> ---

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>> ZOB
>> The government needs to get out of our way. If the chicken wants to
>> cross the road, let it. Get government out of that poor chicken's life!

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> MONI
> I try to stay out of the discussion of why the chicken crosses the road,
> because I don't need to see all that nastiness.
>
> SUZANNE
> The chicken crossed the road because he looked at both options, and seeing
> that the statistics say that the other side of the road was the best
> choice, he chose what he believed would have the best outcome.
>
> CURE_EWAN
> Who cares about the fucking chicken any more? That joke stopped being
> funny six weeks ago. Let's talk about something else.
>
> BOB RUDD
> I don't care why the chicken crosses the road, so long as he's still
> friends with me.
>
> CATNIPPED
> Because it was trying to save a cat from getting run over.
>
> NATHAN SANDERS
> First we must look at the definitions of chicken, crossing, and road.
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> JUDY HAFFNER
> Stop talking about the chicken!
>
> TIN@
> It's idiots like this chicken who make the world a worse place.
>
> ELTON DUMONT
> That chicken has nice tits.
>
> XAN
> Ahh, I remember that chicken. It was a pet of mine when I was a little
> kid, and as you say, it crossed the road. Those were good times.
>
> Yes, I am leaving some people out. It doesn't mean I don't love you. I
> just need to leave some for others.
> --S.

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