The Amazing Race for people who are out of shape and are not type A personalities - Leg 1
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The Amazing Race for people who are out of shape and are not type A personalities - Leg 1         


Author: Rich Piehl
Date: Oct 20, 2007 20:12

Leg 1 - Start of the race: Chicago, IL.
Phil sends you on your merry way. You jump in to GMC SUV's to make
sure your less than svelte waistlines can be accommodated. Rather than
immediately heading to the airport your first clue routes you to a pizza
shop known for extra large deep dish pizza. The clue requires you and
your partner each consume a 16" deep dish with pepperoni and double
sausage. When you arrive you find all the tables are occupied by other
teams and a booth is too small for you to fit between the table and the
seat. Not wanting to get behind this early you and your partner pick
out an open spot on the floor and ravenously begin to consume the pizza.
Even though the prudent thing to do would be to wash the pizza down
with water you and your partner order a pitcher of beer and split it. A
large belch announces to the waitress that you are done and she hands
you your next clue. You're in first place!!!
Roadblock - you or your partner must complete one circuit of the
block the pizza parlor is on on foot as quickly as you can. Your
partner volunteers and you gladly let him so you can polish off the last
half of your glass of beer. Tension mounts as other teams complete the
pizza task and start the trip around the block. Several minutes later
your partner comes strolling in puffing. But you're upset because he's ...
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Re: The Amazing Race for people who are out of shape and are not type A personalities - Leg 1         


Author: Mufassa
Date: Oct 20, 2007 23:45

On Oct 20, 8:12 pm, Rich Piehl
NOSPAMcharter.net> wrote:
> Leg 1 - Start of the race: Chicago, IL.
> Phil sends you on your merry way. You jump in to GMC SUV's to make
> sure your less than svelte waistlines can be accommodated. Rather than
> immediately heading to the airport your first clue routes you to a pizza
> shop known for extra large deep dish pizza. The clue requires you and
> your partner each consume a 16" deep dish with pepperoni and double
> sausage. When you arrive you find all the tables are occupied by other
> teams and a booth is too small for you to fit between the table and the
> seat. Not wanting to get behind this early you and your partner pick
> out an open spot on the floor and ravenously begin to consume the pizza.
> Even though the prudent thing to do would be to wash the pizza down
> with water you and your partner order a pitcher of beer and split it. A
> large belch announces to the waitress that you are done and she hands
> you your next clue. You're in first place!!!
> Roadblock - you or your partner must complete one circuit of the
> block the pizza parlor is on on foot as quickly as you can. Your
> partner volunteers and you gladly let him so you can polish off the last
> half of your glass of beer. Tension mounts as other teams complete the ...
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Re: The Amazing Race for people who are out of shape and are not type A personalities - Leg 1         


Author: Marie
Date: Oct 21, 2007 05:42

"Rich Piehl" NOSPAMcharter.net> wrote in message
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> Leg 1 - Start of the race: Chicago, IL.

SNIP! Too long to repeat.
>

LOL!!! Great idea! Very funny too! Thanks.

Me Marie
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