On Dec 23, 9:02Â pm, Rich Piehl
NOSPAMcharter.net> wrote:> Ken McElhaney wrote:
>> Wow, no twenty minutes of running around an airport? What gives? How
>> do you keep a show afloat without endless scenes of people sitting
>> around an airport? Good Lord, don't you know that otherwise great
>> shows like "I Love Lucy", "The Andy Griffith Show", "Cheers", etc. had
>> such a short run on TV because they didn't devote 1/3rd of each show
>> to being at the airport?
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>> "Rickeeeee, I wanna be a stewardess!"
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>> "Pa, we can't take business class, it'll get us eliminated."
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>> "NORM!!!...you can't fly after drinking all that beer." Â "Shuddap,
>> Woody."
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> Is seven minutes at a bus station and five on a boat an acceptable
> substitute? Â We wouldn't want you to go in to withdrawal or anything.
No, TAR better...nay, MUST go back to endless scenes at the airport.
The world will come to an end if they don't...:)
>> Its official, due to the appearance of two "non-elimination" legs, no
>> press release from CBS will ever be taken seriously again. And to all
>> you with "insider info", please keep it to yourselves as it should not
>> be believed.
>
>> Let's get to the teams;
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>> Grandpa Gut 'n Wonderboy
>> Their Big Agenda: Pick up chicks 'n get tattoos.
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>> I'm growing to like these two if only because they don't freak out or
>> make a big deal out of anything. Of course, it makes it pretty hard to
>> remember anything they did...
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>> Don't worry Grandpa Gut, you'll only regret getting that tattoo for as
>> long as you live...but you probably won't live that long...
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>> Big Agenda Answer: They got the second part down.
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> About half the time Grandpa just seems to be along for the ride and not
> really comprehending what he's looking at, like a senior citizen trying
> to keep up with a younger family member while traveling.....oh, wait.
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> Added question - would the ultralight have been able to get off the
> ground with grandpa aboard? Â Now, in my case I KNOW it wouldn't have
> gotten off the ground since I think I weigh more than the ultalite.
I think with Grandpa Gut aboard, we would've been treated to the pilot
giving us a "Scotty" impression from Star Trek;
"The engines can't take it, captain!"
>> In Italy, cops light fires to detour traffic.
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> You have to admit it's very effective.
As compared to what? Do Italians repeated run over orange cones or
flares.
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>> Despairing Dad 'n Distressed Daughter
>> Their Big Agenda: Can years of disinterest be replaced by 30 days of
>> being on a reality show?
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>> Other than being unable to find a number, I can't remember a thing
>> about what you two did during the race. Â Wouldn't it be great if Daddy
>> reverted back to his "bitchin' 'n gritchen" form so his team could
>> stand out? But what are the odds of that happening again?
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> You knew he was a ticking time bomb just waiting to go off at some
> stressful moment. Â It appears next week is the moment.
Thank God, this here newsgroup was getting pretty dull without endless
posts about how "horrible" he is.
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>> Big Agenda Answer: Are you kidding?
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>> In Italy, Italians fly in ultra-lights all the time...even to mass.
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>> TK 'n the Bear
>> Their Big Agenda: Smoke 'em if ya got 'em.
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>> So Bear, you can lift furniture up a rope, but you can't keep track of
>> a piece of paper. Â So TK, you can keep calm in a crisis, but you can't
>> see big letters from the sky? Still, seeing TK having an acid
>> flashback and high-fivin' Nate was probably the highlight of the
>> show.
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>> Big Agenda Answer: *toke"...gimme another 20 minutes on that one.
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> Just when I think these two are the team to beat they pull a leg where
> they couldn't find the ground if they fell of a building.
Well, I did pick them for the top 3 and I'm sticking to it....I don't
know why, but I am.
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>> Big Agenda Answer: Freaks are people, just not the kind that other
>> people like.
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> And once again, we got that famous time tested TAR method from these
> two. Â "Start driving, then we'll figure out where we're going."
Is it all that surprising? Watching any previous episode of TAR gets
you thrown out of the audition.
> And once again, we couldn't get through the episode without Kynt
> reminding us that we're trying to look different and trying to fit in at
> the same time.
Oh, he's just trying to be your typical Goth.....are there "typical"
'n "untypical" Goths? Are the "typical" ones jealous of the
"untypical" ones and if so, does that make the "untypical" Goths
actually normal since two negatives equal a positive?
Ken
