Ken McElhaney wrote:
> At the risk of being called a sexist.....oh wait, I'm being told that
> its true already so with nothing to lose I will point out that for the
> twelfth straight season no all female team will win the Amazing
> Race.
>
> In other news, I will admit to getting a bit tired of the "airport"
> drama which is more than a TAR tradition, it's like a old friend...whom
> I wish to throw out of my house.
>
> Let's get to the teams;
>
> TK & the Bear
> Okay...like...*toke*...I know that stress 'n stuff is like a downer 'n stuff...
> *toke* you know? But maybe if we keep our *long toke* cool 'n stuff
> that maybe we can...like *toke*...uh, what were we talking about?
>
> Lesson: Don't panic and maybe you can finish in first place...or at
> least avoid a near hit by a bus.
>
>
> Goth Squad
> Okay, show of hands of those who were NOT surprised that Kynt likes to
> play "dress up"?
>
> ....one, two, three...
>
> While I'm counting, let's give the dark side of humanity credit for
> paying attention in math class and for calling TK 'n the Bear
> "stupid".
>
> ...nineteen, twenty, twenty-one..
>
> And another thing, do you think Kynt "guides" Vyxsin? And if so,
> how....well, there are some things I don't want to know so...
>
> ...four hundred 'n three, four hundred 'n four, four hundred 'n five...
>
>
> Daddy Dearest & Daughter
> Hi, I have a painful hernia that I complain about constantly, so I
> want to do the physical task of the Detour where I could rip my
> innards apart and spend the next three months in the hospital yelling
> at my daughter.
Daughter is hoping the hernia splits open so Dad will be in the hospital
and she can get up and walk out as opposed to having him at home where
he follows her around the house ragging on her every motion.
>
>
> Hank 'n Hen
> In Africa, first place. Out of Africa, fourth place and a few Oscar
> nominations.
>
>
> Nate 'n Jen
> Jen's "ball of fire" which appears more akin to a volcanic inferno is
> about to be unleashed on the world. That world is defined as Nathan.
>
>
> Grumpy ol' Gut 'n Grandson
> So Nic is good with directions unless he becomes "Lithuanian
> Messenger", a tradition that dates back to Eve delivering an apple to
> Adam. I guess if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
>
>
> BQ Nation full of LUH-HOOOOOOOOZZZEEEEERRRSSSS!!!!
> Apparently there is something written on the back of the U-Turn which
> reads; "A thousand years bad ju-ju for making a team take the U-
> Turn". The bus stopping short and avoiding putting you 'n the poor
> camera crew in traction was actually a bad thing.
Everyone who didn't see these two getting Philiminated raise your hand.
The bad ju-ju didn't come from a the U-turn. I think it was around
LONG before that.
>
> You have been Philiminated, as your punishment you get to yell at each
> other in a 5 star hotel.
And when they get home, and on their deathbeds, and......
>
Take care,
Rich
God bless the USA
--
That's one of the problems in this country
The nuts don't know they're nuts.
--Jeff Foxworthy
