Ken McElhaney wrote:
> First, a word about the U-Turn;
>
> Given how lots of folks in this here newsgroup do not like Yields,
> Phil has heard your cries of pain and has renamed it "U-Turn" and
> instead of watching sands in the hourglass, you get to see them do the
> other part of the Detour. So it's really the same thing, but with a
> new name so you can hate that, too.
>
> So, did Phil bribe the local official to set up in front of the hotel/
> Mayor's office?
>
> Let's get to the teams;
>
> Hank 'n Hen
> You start in first, you go to the bathroom, you dance, & you finish in
> first.
>
> Boring.
Perhaps you would have preferred the camera follow her into the
bathroom? Imagine the wonders we could have seen...in an African
outback bathroom.
>
>
> Nate 'n Jen
> What is one baby step above sitting on the couch? Proving your dancing
> skills by performing for the LA Clippers. And the judges seem to
> agree.
The difference between the LA Clippers and Africa? No pom poms
>
> And Jen wants to come first...I mean, come in first....did I just say
> that?
>
>
> Dissin' Dad 'n Disaffected Daughter
> First, you can't use the "U-Turn" if you're in last place...or you could
> I suppose, but it won't do you any good. At least the hernia didn't
> make a return appearance although Dad still has plenty to gritch
> about. What's next, falling off stilts...?
>
>
> Wonder Gut 'n grandson
> Did you see the slick move by Nic at the pit stop? Puttin' his arm
> around a pretty girl in front of her dad, way to go big shot. You
> better watch out or her old man is going to throw his hernia at you.
Giving the benefit of the doubt I thought he was giving medical aid by
reaching to help Ron with his hernia.
>
>
> Goth Squad
> Whatever "cultural" advantage Hank 'n Hen supposedly have in Africa
> does not apply to dancing or creative stick flailing. And while
> everyone is looking at you, wouldn't everyone if a camera crew was
> following them? Still, it was nice to see Kynt offer up one of his
> manly arms to comfort his fr....part...or whatever you call her in the
> taxi cab.
>
> So Vyxsin, how many animals died in testing all that makeup you wear?
You'll also notice the quantity of makeup on Kynt's face has dropped
dramatically. Not sure whether he's out, whether there was no time, or
just what. Found out he may actually be a normal looking person under
the goop.
>
>
> BQ Nation
> Yes, I comment on Phil's man-boobs, but at least I haven't compared
> him to a chicken. But each week the new BQs resemble their
> predecessors more and more. You rationalize and fret about things you
> shouldn't, but at least it fills up airtime.
>
Living up to being blond by tying the load on the bike THROUGH the
spokes on the wheel. I'm reminded about the joke about the white out of
the computer screen.
>
> TK 'n the Bear
> Alright TK, what exactly is a "target on your back" in this race? Do
> you think teams just allow others to pass them unless you jacked them
> over by U-turning them? "Oh yea, the fight's on! I was just going to
> let you win the million bucks, but now..."
>
> You guys just barely beating out Lorena 'n Jason by probably thirty
> minutes at least is putting a damper on my top 3 predictions. Oh yea,
> Bear, don't try to find things anymore.
Here's an idea, Rachel. Once you get out of Africa have a meal or two.
Good God, woman. I have fingers that are larger diameter than your legs!
>
>
> Screamin' Lorena 'n Jason the frettin' LUH-HOOOOOOZZZZEEEERRRSSSS
> Puerto Rico just called and has denied any association between Lorena
> and their lovely country. Otherwise, your entire final episode of TAR
> was spent saying over 'n over again how you were NOT out of the race,
> so you wind up out of the race.
>
> Ah Jason, you're final words both touched my heart and made me laugh
> out loud. "I want a full, deep non-commitment relationship." Or in
> other words, "I am going to run like Jesse Owens away from Lorena as
> soon as we get back to America."
>
> NEXT WEEK: Ronald's left ear is the only part of his body not injured
> and the embodiment of everyone's dream is in the form of a bus.
Road pizza African style? Nah.
Take care,
Rich
God bless the USA
--
That's one of the problems in this country
The nuts don't know they're nuts.
--Jeff Foxworthy
