And Phil leaves his penthouse suite to climb onto the roof and
announce yet another Amazing Race. Then proceeds to the Playboy
mansion where Hef couldn't be bothered to at least lean out the window
and wave to these antsy reality show contestants. And who could blame
him with so many blonde hotties on his lap.

Sure Fire Guarantee: At least one woman will finish first in this
season's Amazing Race.

Let's get to the teams;

Hank Azaria 'n Hendekea
One problem with being a nice, well adjusted team is that there is
little to write about you other than being nice & well adjusted. Why
can't you be more like Nathan whom I'm sure has a collection of
enemies forming in this here newsgroup as we speak? Instead you're
smart, emotionally stable, & if you keep your heads a sure-fire ticket
to the top 3 can be yours.

...or not.

Kynt 'n Vyxsen - Goth Squad
Why do they wear black? Because it's the same color as their souls!!!

Okay, that was a cheap Goth joke but I couldn't resist.

Ken McElhaney wrote:

I wonder if Phil spent much time researching the starting point?

On Nov 4, 9:21 pm, Rich Piehl NOSPAMcharter.net>
wrote:

I kinda doubt Hef let him in the front door. But still, I'll bet the
first production meeting for TAR12 went something like this;

TAR Production assistant, "Okay, here's the schedule for the opening
sequence, first.."

Phil, "Let me guess, I'm on a roof."

Ken McElhaney hotmail.com> wrote in
news:1194232025.618149.256920@y42g2000hsy.googlegroups.com:

Just what I was thinking - I thought a good title for a recap would be
"My Ass is Broken". We certainly have Colin reincarnate here.

I can't believe the breakdowns already and we're only in leg one - and
that's after a night in what looked like s decent B&B too.

On Mon, 05 Nov 2007 03:07:05 -0000, Ken McElhaney
hotmail.com> wrote:

On Reality Remix, on the Reality Channel, Kynt said his makeup would
be a balance of Fashion and Function. You could already see he was
having trouble keeping it all on.

Too bad, because while he is grotesque to look at, it would be fun
seeing him trying to interact with people in non-western countries who
haven't learned to ignore that type.

Is he the gayest goth you've ever seen?

LOL. There have been exceptions.

DD (DD@canada.ca) writes:

I kept thinking about all the times people here have said contestants
should check their cars before choosing. ...

"Ken McElhaney" hotmail.com> wrote

I won't be surprised if "well-adjusted" is a term you take back in a couple
weeks. They were at or near the front of the pack almost the entire race. I
predict some major meltdowns if the overachievers ever find themselves near
the back.

"zadok" cox.net> wrote

"Haven't learned to ignore that type?" How 1950's of you.

"alooo" no.net> wrote:

1950s? I think Zadok's comment made perfect sense. A lot of people,
especially when they are young, dress up (hair, clothes, makeup) as
over-the-top as possible simply because they are seeking attention. These
types of people aren't really 'different', they are just desperately trying
to be 'different'. When you have seen enough desperate cries for attention,
you learn to ignore them and you learn to realize that the people doing it
are basically just like everyone else (aside from their desperate visual cry
for attention).