> Attention on deck!
>
> We had over 100 spam messages in just a few hours tonight. I cleaned
> up the account by marking them as spam, which automatically removed
> them from the regular inbox. Unless we find out otherwise, please
> DON'T DELETE THE SPAM, just click the box next to the message and
> then click REPORT SPAM near the top and bottom. Many email systems
> use an intelligent spam filter that adapts as you instruct it on what
> is and isn't spam. If you have any concerns or questions, ask Mr.
> Deignan, The Ultimate Ayatollah (his name be praised beside that of
> Allah), or me.
>
> If/when more spam arrives:
>
> DO NOT OPEN THE MESSAGE!!!
> Click the check box next to the message, then click REPORT SPAM
> Make sure to check that it really is spam, of course! If you're not
> sure, leave it be.
>
> The tiny little conspiracy theorist in my says some debater from
> another school has waaay too much time on his hands and found our
> gmail address through Mr. Deignnan's homepage, then entered our
> address in one of spam websites (where you enter the address of
> someone you don't like and it automatically signs them up for
> thousands of constant spam messages).
>
> That is all. Carry on (my wayward son?)
>
> -Lt. Cmdr. Zander