>
> "nemo" wrote in message
> news:<6lprc.2264$882.255@front-1.news.blueyonder.co.uk>...

>> Tim Bruening wrote in message
>> news:40AC8E6B.DADD893E@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...

>>> Static: Electric tic.
>>>
>>> Dramatic: Tic in a play.
>>>
>>> Lunatic: Insane tic.
>>>
>>> Ticker: Dog parasite.
>>>
>>> Fleecing: Singing parasite.

>>
>> Tickertape: Recording of a dog parasite.

>
> Tickertape: Recording of a heartbeat. ...

>
> Randolf Richardson wrote:
>

>> "Tim Bruening " wrote in alt.humor.puns:

>

>>

>>> Pierre Abbat wrote:
>>>

>>>> Tim Bruening wrote:
>>>>

>>>>> Stagnant: Ant/deer crossbreed that stands still.

>>>>
>>>> Does it have antlers or antennae at the anterior end?

>>>
>>> At the front end, of course.
>>>
>>> Constant: Ant that remains the same.

>> ...

> Snicker: Laughing dog.
>
> Soccer: Dog who plays a game in which a ball is kicked into a net on the
> ground.
>
> Tinker: Dog who likes to build stuff.
>
> Worker: Dog doing a job.
>
> Yanker: Dog who pulls stuff.

>
> Afloat: One parade apparatus.
>
> Barber: Cold jail, alcohol vender, or lawyer association that cuts your
> hair.
>
> Barfor: The 4th jail, alcohol vender, or lawyer association.
>
> Barton: 2,000 pound jail, alcohol vender, or lawyer association.
>
> Bedlam: Loud sleeping area.
>
> Beldam: A musical water barrier.

>
> Mandatory: What a British Conservative must do.
>
> Masticatory: A British Conservative eating.
>
> Mediatory: British Conservator arbitrator.
>
> Minatory: Small British Conservative.
>
> Mutator: Potato that changes DNA.

>
> Abbot: Religious robot.
>
> Boldface: Brave front of a head.
>
> Cobalt: Co-op in the Baltics.
>
> Contamination: Polluted country.
>
> Jabot: Robot that stabs.

>
> Directory: List of British Conservatives.
>
> Imitator: Copy potato.
>
> Indicatory: Mark of a British Conservative.
>
> Laudatory: To praise a British Conservative.
>
> Lavatory: British Conservative bathroom.

> Auditory: Loud British Conservative.
>
> Centigrade: 1/100th of a grade point.
>
> Dedicatory: British Conservative that cuts the ribbon.
>
> Defamatory: British Conservative that smears VIPs.
>
> Dilatory: Slow British Conservative.

>
> Handkerchief: Tissue dog used to blow nose.
>
> Hijacker: Terrorist dog.
>
> Hiker: Dog who is stoned.
>
> Junker: Garbage dog.
>
> Kicker: Dog who scores field goals and extra points in football.
>
> Knickerbockers: New York dog? Dog pants?
>
> Looker: A dog with its eyes peeled for trouble.
>
> Meeker: Humble dog.
>
> Mocker: Another pretend dog. ...