If you have a moment, I would appreciate your help in our search for
uniquely qualified and specialized professionals. Please take a look
and forward this open job on to anyone you think would be interested
in the position, or anyone else who could help me find a great
candidate.

If you are applying yourself then please don’t hesitate to forward
your updated resume, availability and your hourly/salary expectations
to syedibm@scecka.com ASAP since we have multiple immediate
requirements.

Thanks for your help!

Syed

Please find below the list of the requirements:

Company : Saudi Consolidated Engineering Company.
Job Location : Al-Khobar, Saudi Arabia.

1. Architecture
2. Civil

A father was very anxious to marry off his daughter so he wanted tried
impress her first date. "Do you like to screw?" he asks."Huh?!" replied the
surprised young man. "My daughter, she loves to screw and she's very good at
it. You and she should go screw." carefully explained the father. Now very
interested, the boy replied, "Yes, sir!" Minutes later the girl came down
the stairs, kissed her father goodbye and the couple left. After only a few
minutes she reappeared, furious, dress torn, hair a mess and screamed,
"Dammit, Daddy, get it right, it's the TWIST!"

A mexican becomes an instant millionaire after winning the lottery. With his
newfound wealth, he decides on exactly what he will buy.

He buys a 20 acre plot of land in Mexico and hires an architect. "I want mi
casa to be built right there, with big columns in front, and a marble foyer,
and at the end of the hall I want a halo statue."

The architect, excited about making mega bucks off this man, jots down
exactly what the Mexican wants,"I'll do it sir, I'll make this a fine house
for you!"

All the plans are made and the architect starts construction.

He searches six different countries to find exquisite columns for the front
of the house and has marble shipped in from France to line the foyer.

The only problem he has is that he cannot locate a halo statue.

Knowing that religious symbols are important to many Mexicans, he continues
to search high and low for month after month.

The house is finally complete, but alas, the architect was never able to
locate a halo statue.

Swallowing his pride for not being able to complete the order, he takes the
Mexican to see his new home.

"Si Senor!" exclaims the Mexican. "You got da columns in front of mi casa!"

http://www.googlyfoogly.com/videos/Minwoo-Playing-Prank.html

Lol.......he pretends to be an old woman and ask a student to carry
him.