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How Was Yodeling Invented?

1. Carry bacon in your pocket when you go to the bar. Rub some on your neck
too.

2. Buy her the huge fruity drinks with lots of juice in them. They love ice
cream drinks too.

3. Tell the fatties you are a chef.

4. Fatties are easier when they're a little drunk, but don't let her get too
drunk. She'll mistake your weiner for a midnight snack.

5. Invite her back to your place for pie.

6. Subconscious suggestion. Use food related terms of endearment "sweety,
sugar, honey, cupcake" when you talk to the fatties. It gets them in the
mood.

7. Suggest that you'd like to take her out for dinner some time.

8. Say you think she's one of the most amazing people you've met. Just dont'
tell her in the circus freak kind of way.

25 days to Nagasaki Day.

About: One boxing match.

Abutter: One item to put on bread.

Acorn: One kernel of a yellow vegetable.

Admix: Get another mixing bowl.

Albacore: Center of all sheep.

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Order to a cowardly Revolutionary War soldier: Chicken, Catch A Tory!

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