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  Re: Marvin The Misogynist         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Dec 31, 2007 23:59

nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening wrote in message
> news:4129B44D.57E1CE6@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>>
>>
>> Nick Bell wrote:
>>
>>> "J. A. Mc." gbr.online.com> wrote in message...
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  Re: The Prize of Peas         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Dec 31, 2007 22:38

Methuselah Jones wrote:
> Botanist Roy Noble had always dreamt of ending world hunger. After years
> of research, his hard work paid off. He developed a strain of peas that
> would grow virtually anywhere. It grew fast, kept long without spoiling,
> and was more nutritious than even soybeans. He was an instant hero,
> world wide. There were awards and parades, and naturally the new strain
> of peas was named Noble. After enjoying the fame and fortune for a
> while, Roy decided he wanted to do more, so he established a fund to
> award a monetary prize each year to botanists and horticulurists who
> were making significant contributions to their fields. Thus was born the
> famous Noble Peas Prize.

Then the famous jigsaw puzzler received the Noble Piece Prize.
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  "Puns of the Weak" 10/6/00         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Dec 31, 2007 22:37

Alan wrote:
> On Wed, 14 Jul 2004 12:15:20 -0700, Larry Krzewinski
> madmagazine.com> wrote:
>
>>On 14 Jul 2004 03:52:14 -0500, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
>>SexMagnet.com> wrote:
>
>>>I used to have a darkroom too. But when I stopped taking porn pictures,
>>>I could just take them to the drugstore for developing.
>>
>>With a digital camera and a good color printer that's no longer a
>>problem.
>
> Not a problem, but much more expensive. If not, I'd love to know
> your source of paper and ink cartridges.

Cartridge: A vehicle on a ledge.
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  Octave Day Of Christmas Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Dec 31, 2007 22:36

Zipping: A fast bell.

Renting: Tenant bell.

Wiping: Cleaning bell.

Whipping: Punishing bell.

Slapping: Another punishing bell.

Shipping: Bell on the ocean.
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  "Puns of the Weak" 10/6/00         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Dec 31, 2007 22:30

nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening wrote in message
> news:412FD2EC.D47A5236@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> Hallifax: Fax from a corridor.
>
> Non-traif car: Nova's Kosher.
>
>>
>> Saxicola: Musical drink, or musical flower.
>
> Coca Coala: Fizzy Australian solid fuel made from bears.

Anemone: Hostile flower.

Caspia: Southern Russian Flower.

Freesia: Liberated flower.

Hydrangea: Crazy flower up on top.

Iris: Flower from Ireland.
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  "Puns of the Weak" 10/6/00         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Dec 31, 2007 22:29

nemo wrote:
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  Octave Day Of Christmas Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Dec 31, 2007 22:24

Hosing: Singing flexible water pipe.
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  "Puns of the Weak" 10/6/00         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Dec 31, 2007 22:21

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  1 January Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Dec 31, 2007 22:20

Happy Gnu Year!
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  1 January Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Dec 31, 2007 22:19

Happy Nude Year!
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