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Re: Things that make me go WTF?         

Group: alt.sysadmin.recovery · Group Profile
Author: hymie!
Date: Nov 27, 2006 15:38

In our last episode, the evil Dr. Lacto had captured our hero,
Dave , who said:
>However, in the supermarket this afternoon, I noticed that Jrvtug
>Jngpuref are selling a product that has a 'zero' rating, and so one can
>consume as much as you like of it without it affecting your diet.

Given: 1 portion of food X has Y points.
Given: Points are expressed in whole numbers.
Therefore, 1/2 portion of X has (roughly) Y/2 points.
Therefore, 1/4 portion of X has (roughly) Y/4 points.
As the fractional portion of X becomes sufficiently small, the number of
points will approach 0.
At that point, you can eat infinitely many portions of that size and still
consume zero points.

And yet, my weight is not decreasing. :(

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Last time I checked, a serving of carrots was assigned a value of 1 point,
not for its fat/fiber/calorie content, but because people were eating
carrots to the point of hypercarotenemia.

hymie! http://www.smart.net/~hymowitz hymie@lactose.homelinux.net
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