Originally posted in
alt.support.cancer.prostate:
Two older men are sitting on a park bench talking and one of them
asks the other about his sex life. The man answers that he has an
excellent sex life and is still very active.
The other man confesses that his sexual appetite has greatly
diminished with old age so he asks the other man if he has any
secrets for staying sexually vital.
"Well," answered the man, "I eat rye bread everyday. That is my
secret. If you just eat rye bread, your sex life will improve
dramatically."
The other man decides to follow this advice and finds a bakery
nearby. He tells the clerk behind the counter that he wants all
of the loaves of rye bread that they have in stock.
The clerk then asks the man, "Do you want whole loaves or do you
want us to slice them?" The man looks puzzled and asks the clerk,
"What is the difference?"
The clerk responds, "Well when it's sliced, it gets harder faster."
To which the man responded, "How come everyone knew about this but
me?"
