unicycle crash medicine
+++

bourbon and lots of it

hi psychic diary

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:21:49]
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Gorillaz
'Clint Eastwood'
+++

th wheel tail monkey's
primary tail

failed

goin over th
ferny grove skatebowl wall

CRASH

+++

still applying
calmatives

pot and bourbon

+++

fuckin tags
painted all over th wall and

dust all over it

u guys dont look after yr wall

and it was th ittle one

i was just warmin up

to go down th big buggger

+++

i got a bad case of
on purpose tourettes syndrome

ya little cunts

+++

fucked this wall for

men's bikes

fuckin safety bicycle riders and

woodpushers

+++

but th big wall is still
unsullied

i rode over th concrete wave

they've put in and

perched

+++

i'll just warm up
in th kiddies bowl

CRASH

+++

shoulda just dropped in

lesson one

+++

maybe nxt time

+++

i remounted and

climbed outta th kiddie bowl

pickin an exit
that would take me over th wall

where there wasnt a combing

think we'll forsake th

bunnyhop

oh and

i dropped a few braodslides

in th bowl itself

+++

motherfucker

+++

that knee only just healed up

blood all over it again and

ah fuck

+++

didnt smash th mp3 player though and

th monoshock suspension unicycle

took th fall well

+++

i still did th creek crossing
to come back out

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:27:53]
+++
?
'?'
+++

'the roof is on fire'

+++

had a word with jen and kuta lady and

jen told me of a bowl

to go check out

i will babe

+++

fuck u lookin good

stickin yr tits out

and again hey

+++

have a good stretch

+++

mad gay bitch

so how's yr girlfriend goin then ?

+++

damn yr lookin buff

u been ridin yr girls bike again ?

its a safety bicycle dear

+++

hmm

+++

i got a cuddle and

she stuck her tits out for me

its all good

mind th blood babe

+++

fuckin skatebowls

+++

i wandered into my fave
drinkin establishement

i'll have some

unicycle crash medicine thanks

+++

nice tits

+++

just tryint of ind a
nci elittle bowl

to
practise in

a place to

learn th tricks

well

invent em i guess

+++

spent an hour
wi my unicycle fabricator

before goin out today
to hit th bowl

+++

th tyre's ready now but

we still lookin for that

vanilla bowl

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:32:48]
+++
Marianne Faithfull
'Pirate Jenny'
+++

a place to
dial it in

put in th

hundreds of drops we need

+++

and play with

straight on
ascents of th wall

+++

takin th weirdest angles

on th redcliffe skatebowl wall

last wednesday

+++

get up ya bitch

+++

more drugs over here

thang ya cunt

.
.
.

stop talking and
give me th bong

or prepare to die

+++

so slippery that wall

worse than a nuns cunt

on th day she marries jesus

+++

i know better man

dont ride down concrete surf walls

when th cunts are painted

not th first

+++

came down hard

no traction at all

+++

bunny hopped off th edge and

ohoh

+++

fuckin nippleclamp
ridin on top of me

slidin down th wall

to th bottom

+++

get off me nippleclamp

+++

there a reason
th tail light

is inside th triangle

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:37:46]
+++
Frente
'Bizarre Love Triangle'
+++

cool as

nice clue to th nxt song about to play

my game

+++

i had some kind thought of u today melanie

+++

then i realised u were a dickless tracy pig bitch and

stopped havin em

+++

i did like th concrete waves

and th little boys were

kinda stumped by th

monoshock unicycle

breezi

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:39:55]
+++
Train
'Drops of Jupiter'
+++

n
down em

+++

th creek crossing was easy

+++

dont think i found all th bowls or

u must be jokin

+++

i found two sets

i was told

more

+++

i'll ask

+++

th deep bowl

i know she wont go down it

so she'll have to basically

+++

so i
search

for that vanilla bowl

th bowl

where i learn th tricks

i apply everywhere else

+++

where are u baby ?

+++

th right size
clean kiddies wall

to dial in th unicycle

doesnt drop over th edge or

go up th wall

quite like anythin else

+++

so slippery that shiny
metal edge

no grip

and gotta jump it

to get in

+++

CRASH

+++

hmm

+++

i know better

i dont normally drop over

painted walls

+++

but that big bugger

i need a warmup wall

+++

we shall return

the land surfer

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:44:24]
+++
Laurie Anderson (with Peter Ga
'Excellent Birds'
+++

where is my
proficiency fly wall

redcliffe's wall shitting me

bein an open
and climbing wall

it gets higher and

no flat plane to attack

+++

just

lookin for a plain wall babe

+++

an old one
without too many tags on it

so slippery

+++

absolutely nuthing

i had

nuthing

wot;s to control

straight into th deck

fuck that was fast

+++

can i do tricks on it ?

yes

+++

no u asked yr question

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:47:45]
+++
Smashing Pumpkins
'1979'
+++

oh no
im a lot older than that

my parents died in
1980

+++

it's a man;s bike

not a safety bicycle

+++

intersting bowl
and

worth a return visit but

stay out of th warmup bowl

+++

pity

sittin uptat th top bowl

before th crash i

was confident

of goin in th
deep bugger

but at th shallow end

a start

but with bleeding knee and

rattled left leg

nah man

+++

wanted at least a half hour warmup first and

only been ridin five minutes

+++

that big a crash in th warmup can

fuck anything

nippleclamp not all that light

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:52:14]
+++
A Perfect Circle
'Crimes'
+++

a perfect circle

with a monoshock suspension system

+++

and th bleeding has stopped and

tomorrow is another day

+++

can i get round
three bowls this week

+++

birizvegas full of bowls

+++

a map would be handy

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:54:51]
+++
Pearl Jam
'Black'
+++

bit in th dark

+++

the land surfer
lookin for

concrete waves
to jupmp off

+++

still land surfin

just not thru th crowds in town

"after midnight"

+++

kickin back

i freaked enough ppl out today already

+++

rollin into th bowl

over th grass and
rough stuff

it's obvious th bitch can handle it

+++

i did jump th gutter on th way out

ah good

+++

fuckin pudknockers

+++

boys

+++

everything
moves out of my road

entering th bowl proper

+++

a heavy looking

modified

suspension unicycle

soakin up th bumps and

low flying

+++

we gazed at
trippy's

suzuki fourby

on th bump stops this morning and

fell in luv wi th idea

why cant ya do it ?

+++

wasnt th tyre this time brother

like in
murwillambah bowl

th other weekend

this was a failure of th wall

+++

weak arse bitch

unridable

+++

can go up it but not
down it

+++

no thanks

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:00:24]
+++
Bjork
'Play Dead'
+++

i'll jump off a wall
somewhere else

on a man;s bike

i dont care if it;s

three hundred k's away

no worse than th k's i put in

chasin big beaches

when we prototyped
th surf unicycle

+++

i may be some time

+++

to find that

right sloping bitch

cunt

full of ppl

surfers paradise

+++

they crash tackled me in th waves

thinkin i was a clown

i threatened to beat th last one's head in

took four guys to stop me

+++

th skatebowl toughies

all go quiet

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:03:45]
+++
Phil Collins
'In The Air Tonight'
+++

whether that;s th veins stickin out of my arms or

th mad unicycle

i dont care

maybe it;s th

withering stare

+++

"th lethal kadaitcha man of kuta's withering stare"

wasnt goin to mention i was a hitman
in todays diary entry

thanks black

+++

"u could go back and"
"Delete it"

fuckin never

+++

cracked another tinnie

drug smoking time ...

.
.
.

moral of th story is

a painted three foot wall

can be twice as deadly

as a clean six foot wall

+++

when i
jump off th edge

recklessly

on th nine footers

it'll happen

+++

a new frontier

+++

th six footers
are stillmy domain but

i'm findin more big walls i wanna drop over

+++

write em up and

maybe later

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:09:23]
+++
Linkin Park
'Step Up'
+++

i can rmemebr
when i couldnt get up

on th unicycle

nine times in a hundred

now it;s

over 99 times in a hundred

almost flawless

+++

th feeling

on th unicycle

thru th seat of th pants

as th bitch sails over the edge

+++

i need th music
in my ears

so i cnat hear th
crowd

talkin and

squeelin

just as yr

needin th most concentration

+++

th public
never know when to shutup

+++

i roll in
with a withering stare

planted

engraved

on my face

but still
this one wanst to talk

u got more stones than they have

waddya wanna know ?

+++

dumb question

+++

stopped listening to u

+++

not here to entertain

u or anybody else

+++

dropped three
broadslides in my anger

after th stack

+++

one was fuckin nice

beautifull chirp

from th abused unicycle tyre

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:13:21]
+++
Orchestral Manouvres In The Da
'Enola Gay'
+++

ok it wont last long

+++

still trialling th smaller knobs

+++

maybe

a maxis holy roller

+++

maybe

+++

will it grip th fuckin wall ?

+++

kiddies
immature little tags

all over th fuckin wall

layers of

soft flaky paint

+++

th steer tyre and
drive tyre

in one

cant cope

+++

it didnt even fuckin bite

+++

i changed attitude but

too far gone already

+++

i'd have to hit it square
goin down and

that;s faceplant territory
if it does th same

not today gracey

nippleclamp done already bucked me this day

+++

not yr fault baby

+++

a shitty wall

+++

hard to find a clean one

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:16:53]
+++
Massive Attack
'Radiation Ruling the Nation'
+++

bunch of little cunts
proclaiming their existence

on most

+++

maybe i
put my own tag

on those walls

th deaths head

+++

pirate jenny's
trademark skull and crossbones

+++

bunch of aussies out there
bein branded

made in australia

+++

spoke to two today

+++

lotta bad magic
gunna come out of that

mark

+++

my nephew
claiming

nine days

suspension frm school
in th last six weeks is not

three weeks out of six

+++

least yr one of us

+++

i spent grade ten playin poker

+++

and 500

+++

smokin drugs
drinkin piss and

stealin th old ladies car to go skating

+++

roller skating

+++

but unicyclin is

more fun

u ridin th joystick

+++

when it gets out of shape

and u know it;s not savable

may as well go wi flair

+++

over th wall and

up into th seating

+++

got th bitch

+++

i had an on purpose

+++

sorry
an accident

+++

i get confused sometimes

+++

my mad bus drivin mate
had so many
on purposes

th buses reluctantly let him go

+++

he not th only one

+++

they must get bored or somehting

th public unhingin em

+++

think i'll crash into a commodore today

there'll be oen along

+++

i'm glad u sought help

+++

wy does jenny eclair look so fuckable in that picture

i'll never know

+++

if u could close her mouth somehow

+++

maybe put somehting large in it

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:25:30]
+++
Nirvana
'All Apologies'
+++

nup
no fcukin way

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:26:22]
+++
Regurgitator
'G7 Dick Electro Boogie'
+++

there we go

+++

funny psychic blog

+++

long as ya dont get lockjaw

cant stand that in a woman

+++

nxt u'll be complaining i cant stick it in yr arse

+++

sorry dear
thats a white boys condom

+++

just roll itself back up
to be put back in th packet and

fall on th ground

it gave up fast

+++

it's a dilemna

+++

why my son is called

jesus that little boy;s well hung

+++

how ya goin mate ?

+++

i can just imagine

yr old lady tellin that tale

+++

lockjawed bitch

+++

it's average i tell ya

++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:30:06]
+++
The Kinks
'Susannah's Still Alive'
+++

i know th bitch is still alive

they beat down my door if she karks it

+++

that many yrs of
police protection orders

th tales u told girl

+++

i'd buy im a unicycle but
i turst ui about as far as i can throw u

and with th catapult

taht's past th shark nets

+++

which is not enough

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:32:29]
+++
Bjork
'One Day'
+++

one day

i'll get a bigger catapult

+++

and th indoor budgie hunting trophy

will hang on my wall

+++

i did this

+++

i managed not to slip down th egd eof th island

to go see th page three model

redhead

for th third weekend in a row

+++

it was a near thing though

+++

if she rings me later tonight

i may have enough weekend left to go

+++

so many times she
dragged me dirty dancing

i had some kind thought of u today catwoman
my dick got hard

+++

everythin makes me wet
dont hog th bong dear

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:35:55]
+++
Harvey Danger
'Flagpole Sitta'
+++

um yeah

umm

i'm missing ok

+++

poor things

miss th unicycle

cuttin off taxis and
police cars

in th fortitude valley

+++

i got bored wi it

+++

and u

+++

"th singing"

i dont sing on strete corners anymore

unrequited sex
and drugs n rock n roll
is for chicks

+++

[CRASH]

+++

fuckit
go surf for porn and

pirate some music

since 99.999999 percent of ya;s are not
extreme unicyclists

later pudknockers

.
.
.

pirate jenny
"black

'the land surfer"

+++
p.s.

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:38:58]
+++
Mudvayne
'Death Blooms'
+++